Things you can't masturbate to

[Expectrum]

Aside from obviously non-erotic things, what kind of porn/erotic stuff do you find it hard to masturbate to?

I just found out I can't stand mother/son incest porn. Obviously they are completely unrelated actors, but just trying to imagine myself in that situation made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. I couldn't watch it.

Where else could I share this experience without feeling shame but on Newgrounds?

[ManDeep]

Silicone tits and close up shots of penetration.

[Expectrum]

At 2/16/14 12:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Asians.

Only the hairy ones.

Gaping assholes.

I agree.

Blowjobs.

Wut?

[Phobotech]

This.

I'm really trying here, and you assholes are uninspiring...I've been slapping it around for 30 minutes and it just looks dazed.

[Splats]

Your mom

[MrWade]

Once I get tricked by a cross dresser. Im done.

[SuperElroy]

girls

[JRob]

At 2/16/14 12:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Asians.

Wat.jpg

Gaping assholes.

Depends

Blowjobs.

This and anything that puts the camera up close to the dick.

[kanef]

newgrounds/4chan/ED users

[Natick]

At 2/16/14 12:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Asians.

bae doona

[Slint]

Naked people.

[Captain-Slugworth]

northerners

[Sekhem]

prolapsed assholes

i'll never forget the moment when that nasty bitch ava devine prolapsed mid-scene and just pushed it back in like nothing happened

i was done for the day

[Satan]

At 2/16/14 03:04 PM, Sekhem wrote: prolapsed assholes

i'll never forget the moment when that nasty bitch ava devine prolapsed mid-scene and just pushed it back in like nothing happened

i was done for the day

Fucking disgusting.

[Natick]

At 2/16/14 03:04 PM, Sekhem wrote: prolapsed assholes

i'll never forget the moment when that nasty bitch ava devine prolapsed mid-scene and just pushed it back in like nothing happened

i was done for the day

this post made my day

[Darthdenim]

Not much.

[Phobotech]

Real talk? This angle.

I hate this angle.

[TheSporkLord]

At 2/16/14 03:04 PM, Sekhem wrote: prolapsed assholes

i'll never forget the moment when that nasty bitch ava devine prolapsed mid-scene and just pushed it back in like nothing happened

i was done for the day

for the day

[MrPercie]

At 2/16/14 03:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: Real talk? This angle.

I hate this angle.

You may do.

[Lagerkapo]

At 2/16/14 12:57 PM, Expectrum wrote:

Where else could I share this experience without feeling shame but on Newgrounds?

boards.4chan.org/b

I'm not into black guys in porn, don't like BDSM much (unless it's just right), HATE when guys are assholes/girls don't want to be there (I will close the window on a GORGEOUS woman if she isn't enjoying herself or the guy is a prick [saying dumb/mean shit, hitting her, gagging her etc.]).

This is eerily close to a thread I made a few weeks ago, and another zeldakrazed7 made shortly thereafter.

[Sekhem]

At 2/16/14 03:56 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: HATE when guys are assholes/girls don't want to be there (I will close the window on a GORGEOUS woman if she isn't enjoying herself or the guy is a prick [saying dumb/mean shit, hitting her, gagging her etc.]).

poor taste

that's the best

latina abuse and ghetto gaggers will always be top tier

[Gobblemeister]

At 2/16/14 03:56 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: (I will close the window on a GORGEOUS woman if she isn't enjoying herself or the guy is a prick [saying dumb/mean shit, hitting her, gagging her etc.]).

Wow such a gentleman

[Darthdenim]

I go flaccid whenever I get the sense that the men actually respect the women.

[The-Great-One]

At 2/16/14 12:57 PM, Expectrum wrote: Aside from obviously non-erotic things

I'm not sure how obvious they are.

[Darthdenim]

I also hate those mother/daughter teams that don't actually touch each other.

What the hell is the point, then?! You're having sex in the same room? Big deal!

[The-Great-One]

Oh and by the way...

So Sandy, and Work Safe Porn Thread

TGO out!

[GunWrath]

Interracial porn.

[Darthdenim]

I also hate the Milton Twins.

How am I supposed to get off to those busted faces?

Get surgery, bitches!

[NeonSpider]

You probably can't masturbate while being castrated.
Prove me wrong.

[mandog]

Sex

Blowjobs is the only thing that gets me off.