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So today I hung out with this girl whom I really liked, and everything was going great. Then all of a sudden she wanted to smoke a cigarette. I said ok fine. Later on I kissed her and not only did it taste horrible, but my throat started to hurt. She kept wanting to smoke cigarettes and probably went outside to do it like 10 times. By the end of the day, my throat started to bloody kill me.

This girl is fucking perfect besides the fact that she's a fucking chain smoker. I don't want to ruin my health, especially the fact that the tennis season starts next week in college. She's expecting a relationship but I don't know what the fuck to do. Of course the natural human instinct to dealing with tricky situations in life is to post a topic about it on NG, so here I am. What should I fucking do, NG?

fuck

I smoke, so I'm not going to be much of a help.

At 2/14/14 03:17 AM, mothballs wrote: She's expecting a relationship but I don't know what the fuck to do. Of course the natural human instinct to dealing with tricky situations in life is to post a topic about it on NG, so here I am. What should I fucking do, NG?

The presence of chain smoking or any addiction should drop the hint that this bitch has problems. Think it over: "Do I want to get involved with someone who's got all this baggage in their life?"

If you decide you do, then sooner or later, all that baggage will become your baggage too.

A lot of the time, a girl presents herself in a way that really entices a man, but in once that girl sets her guard down it turns out she isn't as great as your dick thought she was.

Ask yourself:

"Am I thinking with my dick? Will this lady help me grow as a person and allow me to advance on any goals I may have?"

Right now you aren't entangled in any deep shit, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out of there.

Don't kiss her when she smokes then.

I never found it that bad personally. Get her some sort of breath freshener if it's so intolerable, or man up.

Tell her that she taste like a fucking ashtray.

If you can't handle it, don't date her. You'll resent the smell and taste and eventually her because of it. If you try to get her to quit she'll see you as controlling. It's not gonna work.

At 2/14/14 04:12 AM, Piggler wrote: *wise stuff*

I must say, this is some of the best advice I've ever seen someone legitimately give on Newgrounds.

Kissing a girl that smokes is like licking an ash tray, but it's sometimes you have to make sacrifices if you want to tap that ass.

You should stop being such a self righteous cunt, for starters.

Maybe you can give me her number?

I find girls that smoke and drink whiskey to be kind of sexy.

At 2/14/14 09:06 AM, Luis wrote: I find girls that smoke and drink whiskey to be kind of sexy.

^Agreed.

I think it's the equivalent of a leather jacket and a motorbike for a guy, that kind of bad ass look. for me there is nothing more sexy then a women asking "you got a light?".

Piggler's walking the wrong direction.

If she's perfect (let's assume she is), the only rational thing to do would to fight for her. Great, she's expecting a relationship even. Basically, the only thing left to do, is to get her off smoking.

If she's so fond of you, you can allow yourself to just lord over her. Get her off smoking, change her. If not ... welp bad luck for her, she depends on you and not you on her.

At 2/14/14 03:17 AM, mothballs wrote: my throat started to hurt...my throat started to bloody kill me.

Well, clearly, she's not kissing you. She's shotgunning you. That's weird to do with tobacco.

Kissing a chain smoker is gross, but "If she smokes, she pokes."

It's a paradox.

At 2/14/14 10:15 AM, Daikenkini wrote: Piggler's walking the wrong direction.

If she's perfect (let's assume she is), the only rational thing to do would to fight for her. Great, she's expecting a relationship even. Basically, the only thing left to do, is to get her off smoking.

If she's so fond of you, you can allow yourself to just lord over her. Get her off smoking, change her. If not ... welp bad luck for her, she depends on you and not you on her.

Not to mean any disrespect, but you talk like someone who has little to no experience with how people and relationships work. You go off by claiming that if she is perfect, the only rational thing to do would be to fight for her. Not only is that always a lie our infatuated minds fabricate by ignoring common human flaws (nobody is perfect), but who do you suppose he should fight against? Herself? Nothing is forcing her to smoke other than her own addiction, which by the way you write off as something easy to deal with.

He's just getting know her. He has very little idea of what he is getting into. While she could very well be an amazing person, he obviously has a big problem with her smoking habits, so his only options are either putting up with it every single day or forcing her to quit. Do any of those options sound like a reasonable, healthy approach to a starting relationship? I don't think so. He's going to resent her if she doesn't quit, and she's going to resent him for trying to change her habits.

I've kissed smokers before, and I hate the taste too. I might get a bitter displeasure from her mouth, but never terrible irritation.

I dunno, OP. If she's perfect in every way, you'd deal with it...hell, you might even get used to it if she's worth the blemish. If she's not that special, meaning all of her worth attributed to the fact that "hey, she's interested in me, makes out with me, and ISN'T hideous!" than I would move on...

You can always do better.

I hope she sees you for the uptight spaz that you are and breaks up with you publicly.

How about stop being a fucking beta pussy fag loser and kiss the bitch since it's probably your only chance in your miserable fucking life if you can't even handle a smoker grill.

Smoking is always a deal breaker for me.

One, I hate the smell of smoke, and two, I couldn't deal with the taste, because I kiss my partner all the time. Plus I can't be smelling like smoke at work or school, so ya.

If you notice it bothers you that much, you should probably address it with her or gently remove yourself from the relationship.

At 2/14/14 11:18 AM, Slint wrote: How about stop being a fucking beta pussy fag loser and kiss the bitch since it's probably your only chance in your miserable fucking life if you can't even handle a smoker grill.

LOL, good advice here.

I'm not resentful of the smell/taste as much as I am worried about my health. I don't want to start developing cancer in my lungs without even smoking or some shit. And of course stupid me I told her I was gonna ask her out now of course she's expecting shit. Well I'm gonna see how this goes and if I start to get sick and everything I'm gonna break it off like the dick that I am

Are you fucking serious? Either she was literally blowing each drag down your throat or you have a severe case of pussy hypochondria, kissing someone who smokes isn't going to affect your health you shit-eating pansy.

That said taking TEN smoke breaks while hanging out with someone is kind of rude and unreasonable, but you probably exaggerated that too so I'm not going to defend you

Personally, I smoke cigars and pipe tobacco. My girlfriend kisses me, albeit after I smoke I brush my teeth and use mouthwash but still

> Says she is perfect.

> Implies one confliction determines fate of relationship

> desperate OP is desperate

How is this even a big deal? It kind of reminds me of the people who cough and complain when someone's smoking 20 feet away and the wind is blowing the other direction even.

Just date someone else. If you can't handle a little thing like this it's clearly not going to work.

And I don't even smoke. I just don't care if other people do. It's just not that big of a deal.