government is hiding something

[PotHeadParadise]

bro like 2013 was a weird year like i think the government is hiding something that we dont know and why the fuck is the nsa spying on us all of a sudden. somethings gonna happen soon like nsa isnt this close to us why do they need to watch us this close and why obama dodging questions? fucking puppet bro. for a guy that speaks for the illuminati hes been acting weird at presses too. like watch his presses and look at the way he reacts to questions. he knows something. also the marines are still in iraq and libya and its not our fight anymore. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!

[MrPlinkett]

Aliens.

[JRob]

Wow, tell us more

[PotHeadParadise]

At 2/13/14 11:38 PM, JRob wrote: Wow, tell us more

remember that bomb? that was supposed to blow up the olympic stadium and it was predicted and like it was gone out of nowhere and wheres the bomb we secured? like bro thats another reason why things been acting weird lately they are moving shit infront of our eyes and we dont know why!

[teliko]

USERNAME - PotHeadParadise, cease your online interactions, I am an officer of the Federal Council of Terrestrial Comfort, you have overstepped your rights, your forum posts have been documented and a uniformed peacekeeper will arrive at your door for further instruction, do not leave your residence.

[PotHeadParadise]

At 2/13/14 11:44 PM, teliko wrote: USERNAME - PotHeadParadise, cease your online interactions, I am an officer of the Federal Council of Terrestrial Comfort, you have overstepped your rights, your forum posts have been documented and a uniformed peacekeeper will arrive at your door for further instruction, do not leave your residence.

fuck off i didnt do shit.

[Stereocrisis]

You know what would be awesome?

Someone should MS paint PotHeadParadise front and center saying all this stuff, while I am depicted slipping out the backdoor, tip-toeing, trying not to be remembered for my government rants. lol

even though it's true... but still. Not devoting my life to it.

[PotHeadParadise]

At 2/13/14 11:36 PM, I-Raped-You wrote: Aliens.

far fetched but possible

[koopahermit]

Fuck yeah bro. Anarchy bro. Liek fuck bro.

[teliko]

At 2/13/14 11:46 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:

At 2/13/14 11:44 PM, teliko wrote: USERNAME - PotHeadParadise, cease your online interactions, I am an officer of the Federal Council of Terrestrial Comfort, you have overstepped your rights, your forum posts have been documented and a uniformed peacekeeper will arrive at your door for further instruction, do not leave your residence.

fuck off i didnt do shit.

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[Aliensandwich]

At 2/13/14 11:59 PM, teliko wrote:

The Michigan National Guard working in conjunction with the U.S. Marshalls have been notified of your actions, by federal law I must read you your rights.

Oh shit, you dun goof'd now!

[MrPlinkett]

At 2/13/14 11:59 PM, teliko wrote:

What the fuck... gtfo dude

[TheKlown]

Obama rips his mask off and shows the World Richard Nixon is still alive.

[cheezz]

Dude, you're just being paranoid, the governments have always been pricks and kept secrets from us. And the only reason the NSA is spying on us is because they can, because we let them. If anything does happen it will be the next American Revolution. And honestly, what are the chances of that?

[Phobotech]

Well first off, you're kind of all over the place, OP.

Also, the illuminati is a joke, and serves as a red flag to others that you're a gullible sheep of a different breed.

Replace "the illuminati" with "the federal reserve" in your codex, and not only are you a little more accurate, but slightly more credible.

...slightly

Yeah, the NSA spying on us all, and keeping massive physical data storage facilities filled with information about us is indeed creepy...but there's nothing we can do about that, save for an irreversible EMP.

Once the technology to invade our privacy has been invented, there's no "uninventing it"...that shit is here to stay, and its only going to get crazier. Did you know they can already use Wifi pulses to detect how many people are in a room with the aid of a short/medium range sensor that can pick up the readings through solid walls? Shit will only get crazier than that, because if WE'RE just learning that technology exists, THEY'VE known it for longer or have tech that's even more efficient......whatever it is, whatever methods they've been using to gather data, it'll only be refined and adapted and advanced in ways and at a scale we can't yet fathom. The reality of it also being that we won't even know about it until it has already existed for years beforehand.

That can't be undone, so we just gotta deal with it. Even if it ain't the government doing the intrusive shit, someone else can buy or charter or copy or steal that tech....so its whatever. Hell, hackers have been capable of doing some crazy shit for decades. If anybody wanted to find out any information on yourself, they could do it quickly...so whats the point?...why is your privacy so precious to you? This intangible thing which was never truly a fence to those that are a threat, to those whom you have nothing to hide, to those whom you don't even know, looking for it, compromising it, undetected. In a level of secrecy unreachable?

So its pointless to be paranoid. Next time you're watching porn, you may as well click on something you don't normally watch just to throw "them" for a loop...and know, deep down, that they probably don't care enough about you to track and log something so petty...that its all a paranoid nagging in the back of your head with the subtext of granting you some sort of inflated significance in the world or a sense of self-importance...and even if they were ACTUALLY spying on you, that the information they store is inconsequential and meaningless.

An irrelevant distraction to an ambiguous goal.

Unless, y'know, you're making a bomb or something. Then they'd be all over your shit. lol

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

ITS A CONSPIRACY

[Captain-Slugworth]

At 2/13/14 11:44 PM, teliko wrote: USERNAME - PotHeadParadise, cease your online interactions, I am an officer of the Federal Council of Terrestrial Comfort, you have overstepped your rights, your forum posts have been documented and a uniformed peacekeeper will arrive at your door for further instruction, do not leave your residence.

he probally shat a brick reading that lol

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 2/13/14 11:33 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!

Power is a hell of a drug.

[Ragnarokia]

At 2/13/14 11:33 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:

Oh, ahem, I didn't mean to actually post that, I'll take it back.

[Stretchysumo]

You mean governments keep secrets and have deep-rooted corruption? Wow bro who woulda guessed bro.

[Scarface]

At 2/13/14 11:33 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: why the fuck is the nsa spying on us all of a sudden.

All of the sudden? The NSA has existed for over 60 years.