So Murica...

[darkjam]

how bout dem Kinder Eggs? Oh wait....

[MadFedora]

I like the chocolate, the rest I donate.

[Sekhem]

Guns > Kinder Eggs

we pick our battles more carefully

that's why we don't lose wars

[NuclearInfected]

Is that why your teeth are all fucked up?

[darkjam]

At 2/5/14 06:01 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Is that why your teeth are all fucked up?

Implying I eat them....

[Zachary]

how bout dat freedom Brits? Oh wait....

[Ragnarokia]

At 2/5/14 05:54 PM, darkjam wrote: how bout dem Kinder Eggs? Oh wait....

Apparently they have now been made legal in America. Or so someone told Stephen Fry anyway who mentioned it once in QI a few series after mentioning they were the most seized item in customs in American airports.

[RAMB0J3SUS]

I rather have bullets as projectiles than chocolate; Shit's weak as fuck.

My case is rested in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdnua8NlPo

[Xenomit]

I could link you to about 2000 different examples of American technological ingenuity and works in progress that can and will completely take humanity into the next age, but I'm lazy.

Enjoy your chocolate eggs.

[dx5231]

At 2/5/14 07:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: I could link you to about 2000 different examples of American technological ingenuity and works in progress that can and will completely take humanity into the next age, but I'm lazy.

Enjoy your chocolate eggs.

Yes, higher chocolate quality inhibits the possibility of technological evolution

sweet, sweet chocolate eggs
also enjoy your shitty american chocolate

[Xenomit]

At 2/5/14 07:29 PM, dx5231 wrote:

sweet, sweet chocolate eggs
also enjoy your shitty american chocolate

I don't like chocolate that much

My girlfriend makes amazing brownies, and I like fudge, other than that I don't really have anything to do with chocolate

[Tony-DarkGrave]

Bullets>kinder eggs

[Slint]

At 2/5/14 07:30 PM, Xenomit wrote: My girlfriend

Hold the phone, what?

[Xenomit]

At 2/5/14 07:50 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/5/14 07:30 PM, Xenomit wrote: My girlfriend

Hold the phone, what?

I've mentioned that I've been in a relationship several times already, I've been with her for almost 3 months

Do you live in a rock

[Slint]

At 2/5/14 07:52 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/5/14 07:50 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/5/14 07:30 PM, Xenomit wrote: My girlfriend

Hold the phone, what?

I've mentioned that I've been in a relationship several times already, I've been with her for almost 3 months

How is this possible??

Do you live in a rock

I'm sorry if I don't keep up with Xenomit's latest news everyday, but my homepage is now your userpage and the first 3 tabs I'll open from now on will be "severe anal fractures", "extreme zoophilia" and "hardcore homecooking", I hope that's better.

[Xenomit]

At 2/5/14 07:54 PM, Slint wrote:

I've mentioned that I've been in a relationship several times already, I've been with her for almost 3 months

How is this possible??

We've been friends since the 7th grade and she's just as weird as I am. She knows I love furries, has known for a while, and not only does that not bother her, she's been drawing furries every now and then for years.

[Slint]

At 2/5/14 07:57 PM, Xenomit wrote: We've been friends since the 7th grade and she's just as weird as I am. She knows I love furries, has known for a while, and not only does that not bother her, she's been drawing furries every now and then for years.

How's the sex?

[Xenomit]

At 2/5/14 08:00 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/5/14 07:57 PM, Xenomit wrote: We've been friends since the 7th grade and she's just as weird as I am. She knows I love furries, has known for a while, and not only does that not bother her, she's been drawing furries every now and then for years.

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

[Slint]

At 2/5/14 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/5/14 08:00 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/5/14 07:57 PM, Xenomit wrote: We've been friends since the 7th grade and she's just as weird as I am. She knows I love furries, has known for a while, and not only does that not bother her, she's been drawing furries every now and then for years.

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

Because you know you want to get us jealous or us calling you a freak of nature.

[DragonBallDavid]

At 2/5/14 05:54 PM, darkjam wrote: how bout dem Kinder Eggs? Oh wait....

Can i haz ur kinder please?

[Aethos]

We have them now.
They mainly start popping up like crazy around Easter.

[Tribal]

At 2/5/14 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote:

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

What do you mean "you people"?

[Xenomit]

At 2/6/14 12:26 AM, Tribal wrote:

At 2/5/14 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote:

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

What do you mean "you people"?

You dirty ngers.

[BumFodder]

At 2/6/14 12:38 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/6/14 12:26 AM, Tribal wrote:

At 2/5/14 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote:

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

What do you mean "you people"?

You dirty ngers.

rude

[Viper]

At 2/6/14 12:38 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/6/14 12:26 AM, Tribal wrote:

At 2/5/14 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote:

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

What do you mean "you people"?

You dirty ngers.

*gasps*
I take a great deal of offense to that!
The nerve of some people.

[Lagerkapo]

At 2/5/14 07:52 PM, Xenomit wrote: I've mentioned that I've been in a relationship several times already, I've been with her for almost 3 months

Do you live in a rock

Maybe people just don't need to know or even care about your personal life.

No offense, it just comes across to me as a bit conceited that you believe people on the internet should know about your personal life as a matter of course.

None of us is THAT important.

At 2/5/14 05:57 PM, Sekhem wrote: Guns > Kinder Eggs

we pick our battles more carefully

that's why we don't lose wars

VIETNAM WAS NOT A WAR IT WAS A SERIES OF POLICE ACTIONS WHICH WAS RESOLVED DULY AND IN TIME

At 2/6/14 12:38 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/6/14 12:26 AM, Tribal wrote:

At 2/5/14 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote:

How's the sex?

Why would I describe sex with my girlfriend to you people

What do you mean "you people"?

You dirty ngers.

The politically correct term is Newgros.

[darkjam]

At 2/5/14 06:07 PM, Zachary wrote: how bout dat freedom Brits? Oh wait....

Better get mah feels checked with dat free health care.

[NuclearInfected]

I don't care much for sweets anyway. Now when it comes to beer, USA > yours.

[Sekhem]

At 2/6/14 01:22 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 2/5/14 05:57 PM, Sekhem wrote: Guns > Kinder Eggs

we pick our battles more carefully

that's why we don't lose wars

VIETNAM WAS NOT A WAR IT WAS A SERIES OF POLICE ACTIONS WHICH WAS RESOLVED DULY AND IN TIME

as soon as that embargo was lifted in '94, we won

remember that war is only about money and power, kids

[darkjam]

At 2/6/14 02:34 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: I don't care much for sweets anyway. Now when it comes to beer, USA > yours.

But when it comes to punters UK>US