I have the legs and ass of a girl.
I'm confident that if I shaved my legs and took at picture of them from the front and behind, they would look like the legs of a girl.
They're all thin at the knee and then widen up to my hips. And then my ass is like a fucking cushion.
I'm not fat or anything, I'm at a really healthy weight for my height.
Pls halp.
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~Luis Castanon, 2014
Get paralyzed so you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair so nobody ever sees them.
Ankle weights, jogging, preferably not at the same time. Or you could not walk around construction sites wearing tight jeans.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
Time to start runnin'
Tip: pretend I am behind you at all times.
This is a sig you dumbass.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
At 2/3/14 06:54 PM, exudaz wrote: I have the legs and ass of a girl.
I'm confident that if I shaved my legs and took at picture of them from the front and behind, they would look like the legs of a girl.
Do that with timestamps to convince someone online that you're a shapely girl (say you're too shy to show your face or some crap like that), obtain a sugar daddy, and milk him for as much money as you can by dangling the promise of a relationship over his head.
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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Send me some pics. I uh...might be able to fix your problem. I just need a full visual of your ass and legs.
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As anyone ever complimented your ass from behind then saw you and been like "Oh, um" *runs away*?
You can either become a trap, or you can start doing some squats and hitting the treadmill if you're so dissatisfied. Time to pick one you cheeky motherfucker.
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