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WHY IS MORPHEUS SINGING OPERA??

Morpheus is...the one.

Thanks for reminding me how alone I am, Bruce Willis.

Budweiser always tryna get a niqqa cryin on SB Sunday damn

I think it's safe to say that Denver has officially given up. I might as well turn off the game, it's almost like the Seahawks are playing on Easy mode on Madden at this point.

At 2/2/14 08:57 PM, ZJ wrote: Team Glass Ketchup Bottle reporting.

in other news denver keeps fucking up

I'd hate to see Peyton Manning possibly end his superbowl career on such a sad note.

At 2/2/14 09:00 PM, orangebomb wrote: I think it's safe to say that Denver has officially given up. I might as well turn off the game, it's almost like the Seahawks are playing on Easy mode on Madden at this point.

Yeah, I've got to get up for work in less than 5 hours. I'm calling it here.

So disappointed. I've been watching the Superbowl every year since 2000, and this is the first time in that period that my team have been anywhere close to making it. To now get there and put in one of the all time worst performances is despressing, especially given they were favourites ahead of the game. This has been horrible to watch, and I can't see Denver getting close to the big game again for a long time. Nobody is touching this Seahawks team for a while, except maybe the 49ers.

omfg

At 2/2/14 09:02 PM, Light wrote: I'd hate to see Peyton Manning possibly end his superbowl career on such a sad note.

I really don't think he will end on this note. He has at least one more year in him.

What that number 15 just did was balla as fuck.

That defense was just... *facepalm*

I bet it hurts to be a Broncos fan right now.

This is how the game have went so far:

Sherman: Time to squeal piggy!

Peyton: *finds himself tied up on a table* What are you doing? Let me go! HELP!

Chancellor: *takes out a hacksaw* Fuck you! *cuts Peyton's arm off*

Peyton: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU BITCHES! YOU BITCHES!!!

Malcolm Smith: *takes out a jar of bees* Lol!

Peyton: OMAHA! OMAHA! OMAHA! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!

Russel Wilson: Hey guys, what do I miss so far?

got back from a family meeting to see the raping of the broncos.

I seriously wonder how heart breaking it must be to be in the third quarter and know you're not gonna win.

Anybody looking forward to interview with Sherman? Say what you want about the guy but I find him pretty entertaining, this should be interesting.

That Chrysler commercial with Bob Dylan was excellent. Tied with 80s Radioshack for the best one tonight.

At 2/2/14 09:06 PM, ZJ wrote: How great would it be if Seattle started resting its starters at the start of the 4th quarter IN THE SUPER BOWL?

dying laughing even though i predicted a broncos win

I have a feeling they'd do that to add insult to injury.

That Seattle fan who got "Superbowl Champs" tattooed on his arm three weeks ago should have his arm cut off. He was right, but he shouldn't be rewarded for his stupidity.

At 2/2/14 09:10 PM, KillerSkull wrote: That Seattle fan who got "Superbowl Champs" tattooed on his arm three weeks ago should have his arm cut off. He was right, but he shouldn't be rewarded for his stupidity.

Can you provide a pic of this guy?

Also, congrats to the Broncos for their first touchdown lol

The most underwhelming touchdown of all time

IF THEY GET THIS 2 POINTS THEN I WIN $125 WISH ME LUCK

Hooray points for Broncos! Be sad if they ended with nil.

At 2/2/14 09:12 PM, Zachary wrote: The most underwhelming touchdown of all time

IF THEY GET THIS 2 POINTS THEN I WIN $125 WISH ME LUCK

They finally scored.

At 2/2/14 09:13 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 2/2/14 09:12 PM, Zachary wrote: The most underwhelming touchdown of all time

IF THEY GET THIS 2 POINTS THEN I WIN $125 WISH ME LUCK

I wished you luck how about we split it 50/50

Let me explain this graph a bit,

So the game was fun at first, the immovable object meets the unstoppable force.

Buuut as we all know, the SemenHawkers are beating a dead horse right now, so it gut less entertaining.

HOLD UP now it has gotten so sad for Colorado now, that it's pure sick thrill just to see how many points Washington can put over Colorado, which means the entertainment factor has ratcheted back up

The parabola of patheticness

At 2/2/14 09:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: Hooray points for Broncos! Be sad if they ended with nil.

I thought you hated our football.

Finally, Denver scored a TD, but the game is essentially meaningless now.

Now I'll turn off this game, because now it's just unwatchable unless you're a Seahawks fan. See you all next year.