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You wake up one morning only to find out that birds has grown to gigantic size, what do you do?

I straddle one and ride it. Then after I'm done I get on its back and fly around.

With An Open Heart I'll Accept Our New Avian Kings! To Thing That Our Lord Has Brought Such Fantastic Things

--supergandhi64

Prepare an army of fluffiness and shit all over opposing countries.

Cook the biggest fried egg of my life.

At 2/1/14 06:27 AM, Expectrum wrote: Cook the biggest fried egg of my life.

ool! ool!

Watch the fuck out for Jacques' laser eyes

Fangirling over JonTron is my favorite thing to do

Then I become a wandering adventurer and anti-hero in this new, crapsack world.

Use my chickens as Calvary to trample my enemies

Catch and ride a bird, while shouting "lame" as loud as I can

Whistle a bird song so not to be mistaken for a worm.

Wait I can't whistle.....I'm done for.

Chickens would be far better tasting so we will continue to farm them, but we would also have to eradicate every bird species so they don't eat us.

Make a suit of armour straight out of a cheesy fantasy novel and find an eagle to ride around.

At 2/1/14 06:05 AM, Fluffington wrote: You wake up one morning only to find out that birds has grown to gigantic size, what do you do?

Quickly write down the plans and create Hatoful Boyfriend IRL Edition.

One fried chicken leg will be enough to feed me for a week now. I think I'd be happy about this.

Get a hunting rifle

I would buy shares in bird feed companies.

Make some Fried chicken and sell it for profits.

At 2/1/14 03:44 PM, YomToxic wrote:

At 2/1/14 06:05 AM, Fluffington wrote: You wake up one morning only to find out that birds has grown to gigantic size, what do you do?

Quickly write down the plans and create Hatoful Boyfriend IRL Edition.

Oh my God this game...

Giant buffalo wings. Sounds fine by me.

Find a big fucking kitty to hunt these birds with.

At 2/1/14 06:12 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: I straddle one and ride it. Then after I'm done I get on its back and fly around.

This, I'll go on adventures and stuff.

Fight them, as one would a dragon.

It's time for some big fuckin' KFC

Finally put my lifetime investment of birdseed to use, and train these beasts to do my bidding.
I'm assuming now that they have larger brains they'll be more intelligent. They'll try to overthrow me but we'll work out our differences, and take over the world together :,-)

Would you guys eat your horse/camel or any household pets? A giant bird with be your campanion for life.

Yes!!!
I''d ride my birdie babies throughout the land!

I'd stay indoors...still. Some of them birds like meat.