I found somebody's debit card

[Clamstuffer]

What should I do with it?

[Sensationalism]

At 2/1/14 01:40 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: What should I do with it?

Give it to the cops. They will most likely locate and call that person to pick it up.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Swipe it through your ass and see if you cashed it in.

[Clamstuffer]

At 2/1/14 01:42 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:40 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: What should I do with it?

Give it to the cops. They will most likely locate and call that person to pick it up.

Yeah, let me drive to the police station and then explain it like it is my responsibility. Fuck that.

[Sensationalism]

At 2/1/14 01:57 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Yeah, let me drive to the police station and then explain it like it is my responsibility. Fuck that.

Ha! Lazy loser! Just cut it up and throw it away then. They'll realize it's gone and get a new one.

[Piggler]

Buy some dildos online and have them shipped to your worst enemy's house.

[DM692]

There's only 10,000 possible 4 digit PINs, and apparently "26.83% of all passwords could be guessed by attempting just 20 combinations of four-digit numbers", not that encourage any of that nonsense.

At 2/1/14 01:52 AM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Swipe it through your ass and see if you cashed it in.

This is most likely your best bet.

[Boomstick]

At 2/1/14 01:57 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:42 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:40 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: What should I do with it?

Give it to the cops. They will most likely locate and call that person to pick it up.

Yeah, let me drive to the police station and then explain it like it is my responsibility. Fuck that.

This is why nobody likes you.

[Clamstuffer]

Lol two of you are actually butthurt over this? How socially awkward of you. Mad because I found a sweet a debit card and you didn't. That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

[Sensationalism]

At 2/1/14 03:18 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Lol two of you are actually butthurt over this? How socially awkward of you. Mad because I found a sweet a debit card and you didn't. That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Lmfao which two are butthurt?

I'd feel bad if anyone found mine. My account is either negative or empty.

[Darthdenim]

I suggest you track down the owner of the card and systematically stalk and terrorize him.

[Clamstuffer]

At 2/1/14 03:41 AM, Darthdenim wrote: I suggest you track down the owner of the card and systematically stalk and terrorize him.

It's a chick. I found her facebook. I'm thinking I should return it to her because she'll probably want to thank me like, you know, sexually... Right?

[Darthdenim]

At 2/1/14 03:48 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/1/14 03:41 AM, Darthdenim wrote: I suggest you track down the owner of the card and systematically stalk and terrorize him.

It's a chick. I found her facebook. I'm thinking I should return it to her because she'll probably want to thank me like, you know, sexually... Right?

Oh, so you only do nice things for women because of the remote possibility of sex?

You are a true friend-zoned beta,

You disgust me.

[Boomstick]

At 2/1/14 03:48 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:
It's a chick. I found her facebook. I'm thinking I should return it to her because she'll probably want to thank me like, you know, sexually... Right?
you know, sexually... Right?
sexually...

At 2/1/14 03:18 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: How socially awkward of you.
That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
saddest thing I have ever seen
socially awkward

[Clamstuffer]

LMAO Yeah dude, I'm totally serious pretty sure she has to put out if I return it. Why wouldn't she?

[Darthdenim]

At 2/1/14 04:09 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: LMAO Yeah dude, I'm totally serious pretty sure she has to put out if I return it. Why wouldn't she?

And if she says no, you would be in the right to just take it.

No court in America would convict you.

[Zhon]

Why is it that every time I come to General, all I see is people failing at being funny for attention?

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 2/1/14 04:09 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: LMAO Yeah dude, I'm totally serious pretty sure she has to put out if I return it. Why wouldn't she

She could cancel that card and get another one.

[Clamstuffer]

At 2/1/14 04:18 AM, Zhon wrote: Why is it that every time I come to General, all I see is people failing at being funny for attention?

Actually I'm just asking for advice and talking about a real thing. But thanks, you're so cynical and edgy and cool. Teach me how to kick puppys and smoke cigarettes please.

[Richard]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Clamstuffer]

At 2/1/14 04:24 AM, Richard wrote: Obvious troll is obvious.

Dude, what do you want a picture of the card because I'm not going to post it because that is kinda fucked up. You're really being an awkward beta male right now. I found it at the gas station outside on the ground by the pump and I'm not lying.

I'm thinking I should facebook her and meet up with her and then show her the card right before I stick it down my pants. Then I can be like, "You know what to do; come to papa."

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 2/1/14 04:29 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/1/14 04:24 AM, Richard wrote: Obvious troll is obvious.

Dude, what do you want a picture of the card because I'm not going to post it because that is kinda fucked up. You're really being an awkward beta male right now. I found it at the gas station outside on the ground by the pump and I'm not lying.

I'm thinking I should facebook her and meet up with her and then show her the card right before I stick it down my pants. Then I can be like, "You know what to do; come to papa."

Then she'll be like "yeah that's okay imma just get another one and cancel out that one and you can zip up your pants now."

[supergandhi64]

You Should Follow Your Heart & Do What's Right! Listen To Your Conscience & See The Light

--supergandhi64

[Clamstuffer]

Follow my asshole maybe. My heart doesn't give a shit.

At 2/1/14 02:36 AM, DM692 wrote: There's only 10,000 possible 4 digit PINs, and apparently "26.83% of all passwords could be guessed by attempting just 20 combinations of four-digit numbers", not that encourage any of that nonsense.

That is the only useful thing anybody has really said.

I will tell you what's going to happen with this card. Nothing. I have weighed all the options and nothing is the one most appealing. It gets 1st for amount of effort, 1st for amount of risk, and 2nd morally. It's clearly the superior option.

[Expectrum]

Regardless of the veracity of your claim, you're reacting like a dickwad to the legitimate advise given on this thread. So either you are a retard or you're trying to come off as one to incite some emotional response (trolling).

[Stretchysumo]

So, first thing is you can't buy shit in person with it through debit. You can however, run it as credit without a PIN. I'd advise against this anywhere near you minus shady stores without cameras. You can buy shit on the internet, but use tor and don't order to your own house. If you're gonna buy any digital games, don't use your own account. It will be banned if they cancel the card and refuse to pay, but you'll keep the shit. You will probably not get in trouble, not confirming nor denying I did this before. You're better off selling the card to someone else, but you can use it if you're willing to risk it. You will likely not get in any trouble, just don't spend over $500, hell don't even get near that, and ditch the card after a few purchases in quick succession. You're gonna cause a lot of stress to someone, but that's up to you if you care.

[SubparTony]

Here's another fact about credit cards. If people who have found strangers' debit cards weren't so indecisive about what to do with them, didn't make threads about it and waited for replies, instead of going in the police dept, world would be a better place.

[Splats]

At 2/1/14 02:49 AM, Boomstick wrote: This is why nobody likes you.

And because his name is Clamstuffer

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 2/1/14 03:48 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: It's a chick. I found her facebook. I'm thinking I should return it to her because she'll probably want to thank me like, you know, sexually... Right?

This isn't Meet'N'Fuck. You aren't gonna get a blowjob for finding and returning her debit card.

[Lich]

Just return it and see if they give you a small cash reward or something.