This is my giant cock- It is very hard (Its made out of marble reinforced with ABS plastic).
It was erected by some young swedish girls- They were very good at handling the cock.
They also painted it- They did it very slowly- truly magnificent artwork- They stroked it very slow but for a very long time until they got to the top and they started going faster towards the end.
Someday if the paint fades I hope they come back to stroke my cock again- They are very skilled at keeping me happy in regards to my giant cock.
Any of you have a giant cock?
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At 1/27/14 06:08 AM, CiviLies wrote: Classic Newgrounds cock joke. I lol'ed.
Whats so funny? You have a dirty mind sir- Girls can't stroke my cock when it dries out without it being some sort of sex thing? Its good for your cock to get a fresh coat of gloss.
Oddly enough, I wish there were more threads like this which harken back to the old days of Newgrounds. It's a refreshing change of pace.
Well done, Wriggle.
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At 1/27/14 07:07 AM, Stevenscar wrote: Oddly enough, I wish there were more threads like this which harken back to the old days of Newgrounds. It's a refreshing change of pace.
Well done, Wriggle.
I feel more appreciated around here recently. It really helps me stroke my ego.
At 1/27/14 07:44 AM, Wriggle wrote: I feel more appreciated around here recently. It really helps me stroke my ego.
no offense but maybe it says bad things if your finest hour is a longwinded cock joke most functional human beings come up with age 12
actually that is pretty offensive i take back the no offense part
no offense but maybe it says bad things if your finest hour is a longwinded cock joke most functional human beings come up with age 12
actually that is pretty offensive i take back the no offense part
My finest hour involves cocks? NO! . . . A whole hour?
your puns are sad and not well thought out
My finest hour involves cocks? NO! . . . A whole hour?
to be fair it was actually a whole two hours before i saw you make another shitty thread
At 1/27/14 07:47 AM, glidr wrote: no offense but maybe it says bad things if your finest hour is a longwinded cock joke most functional human beings come up with age 12
actually that is pretty offensive i take back the no offense part
Nice post.
Also, I REALLY couldn't see that coming. Totally unexpected!
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At 1/27/14 08:26 AM, tonypar16 wrote: Nice post.
Also, I REALLY couldn't see that coming. Totally unexpected!
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I saw this one coming a mile away when I read the topic. It was so obvious that the joke now has become 100% stale.
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At 1/27/14 09:30 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I saw this one coming a mile away when I read the topic. It was so obvious that the joke now has become 100% stale.
You'll be in for quite a shock when someone does actually post a picture of their 'giant' "cock".
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Hey, atleast your cock isn't useless like mine. Be thankful!
My mom actually has 4 ceramic cocks of varied sizes on top of the cabinets in my kitchen.
At 1/27/14 10:05 PM, Piggler wrote: My mom actually has 4 ceramic cocks of varied sizes on top of the cabinets in my kitchen.
thats disgusting.
funnily enough, there is a cock outside the place where I work, I think its head fell off.
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At 1/27/14 07:09 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 1/27/14 09:30 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I saw this one coming a mile away when I read the topic. It was so obvious that the joke now has become 100% stale.You'll be in for quite a shock when someone does actually post a picture of their 'giant' "cock".
I've put my cock on Newgrounds.
OP, you promised us pics of cocks, yet you only gave us one pic. What is this?
What are the measurements. Your camera trickery could mean this is a very tiny cock and you are actually lying to me on the internet.
At 1/28/14 01:54 PM, MadFedora wrote: Where is the pic of you touching it?
Well, it is the only way he gets any "action"....
Very predictable...
But yeah my neighbor has one though
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Haha! It's funny because we thought this thread was about PENISES! Because penises are funny!
You sicken me...
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