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I think its time for a Q/A for a professional badass on here for those in a career in this line of work...

As a professional badass motherfucker there are a lot of daily duties that need to be done but the hard work does pay off.

Any questions my friends?

How Do You Feel About All The New Grounds Members Who Are Jealous Of Your Bad*ssery

--supergandhi64

Fuck you?

At 1/24/14 03:47 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: How Do You Feel About All The New Grounds Members Who Are Jealous Of Your Bad*ssery

--supergandhi64

They can become badasses too- they just need to take certain steps. I wont hold them back.

I will help them as well.

I keep a loaded .347 under my mattress and a 20 gauge in the closet. And that's just my room.

Why do i visit this fucking forum.

At 1/24/14 03:49 PM, Wriggle wrote:

What's that thing in the background?

are you mentally stable

As someone who has cut tons of logs just like that before, you did not do that all by yourself in one day...

At 1/24/14 03:56 PM, kazumazkan wrote: are you mentally stable

Lets hope I am....

At 1/24/14 04:03 PM, Zachary wrote: As someone who has cut tons of logs just like that before, you did not do that all by yourself in one day...

I know I ended up getting a log splitter and I had a bit of help after the first pile.

It's a good thing you live in Tallahassee where you're a safe distance from functioning human society

If the meaning of life is NOT 42, then what is it?

I heard what you sound like now my question to NG is how can you not find this guy totally hilarious in everything he does and says

At 1/24/14 04:26 PM, Splats wrote: I heard what you sound like now my question to NG is how can you not find this guy totally hilarious in everything he does and says

Allow my to confirm your suspicions.. . .

Opinion on fellow badass Liam Neeson?

At 1/24/14 04:37 PM, Wriggle wrote:

At 1/24/14 04:26 PM, Splats wrote: I heard what you sound like now my question to NG is how can you not find this guy totally hilarious in everything he does and says

Allow my to confirm your suspicions.. . .

Skrewdriver is a good band.

At 1/24/14 04:52 PM, Thor wrote:

At 1/24/14 04:37 PM, Wriggle wrote:

At 1/24/14 04:26 PM, Splats wrote: I heard what you sound like now my question to NG is how can you not find this guy totally hilarious in everything he does and says

Allow my to confirm your suspicions.. . .

Skrewdriver is a good band.

His "Patriotic ballads" are relaxing and he has a very wide amount of genres he did actually.

At 1/24/14 03:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: I keep a loaded .347 under my mattress and a 20 gauge in the closet. And that's just my room.

That's a question?

At 1/24/14 05:02 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: What does it take to embark on a badass career of badass professional badassary?

Well if you have to have had sex and fire guns and shit... but if you have to much sex your not a badass because girls these days aren't into men with balls... unfortunately... So they don't stick around.

And you need to be qualified in the art of violence and have some sort of violent history... Even if your not violent anymore.

^ Just some skills id recommend.

if you are the badass you claim to be, where is your beard?

At 1/24/14 05:04 PM, Entice wrote:

At 1/24/14 03:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: I keep a loaded .347 under my mattress and a 20 gauge in the closet. And that's just my room.

That's a question?

Only if you're high

At 1/24/14 03:45 PM, Wriggle wrote: badass

you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Do you go digging for ginseng too?

At 1/24/14 06:32 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 1/24/14 06:18 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 1/24/14 05:48 PM, FRAYDO wrote: if you are the badass you claim to be, where is your beard?

Shaved, just like his balls.

What balls?

You know I am part Russian? My balls are the part in particular.

Who signed off your certificate of Baddassery ? Was it Chuck Norris approved, or some other B.A. ?

How beefed up in those legs are you from walking that fat ass and that bloated head around? srs question