Ask a Taco Bell employee

[Mumbo]

Ask me.

[supergandhi64]

Do You Think You're Worth Your Own Salary

--supergandhi64

[Thor]

Why the hell dick you bastards discontinue the volcano burrito?

[Conal]

Can I recreate your products in the UK, for personal use? If so, how would I prepare and produce it?

[Thor]

At 1/22/14 04:07 PM, Thor wrote: Why the hell dick you bastards discontinue the volcano burrito?

*did

We all know what's on my mind

But seriously, why? Then they offered the volcano sauce for a while but discontinued that, too.

[Slint]

What's your favourite movie?

[kazumazkan]

WHY THE FUCK YOU PUT SOUR CREAM IN MY TACOS THAT SHIT IS NASTY I SAID NO SOUR CREAM FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

not all caps see

[Little-Kinky]

What percentage of your customers are high?

[Sense-Offender]

At 1/22/14 04:13 PM, kazumazkan wrote: WHY THE FUCK YOU PUT SOUR CREAM IN MY TACOS THAT SHIT IS NASTY I SAID NO SOUR CREAM FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

not all caps see

For me, no sour cream, no taco.

[Mumbo]

We discontinued Lava and volcano stuff because it's been around a while and we need space for our new Cheesy Jalapeno sauce and products. We're getting Chili Cheese grillers and spicy chicken grillers soonish.

My favourite movie is probably PotC 1. The second blows weewees.

[Thor]

At 1/22/14 04:15 PM, Mumbo wrote: We discontinued Lava and volcano stuff because it's been around a while and we need space for our new Cheesy Jalapeno sauce and products. We're getting Chili Cheese grillers and spicy chicken grillers soonish.

My favourite movie is probably PotC 1. The second blows weewees.

You discontinue the godly volcano sauce for a cheesy jalapeno sauce I could make in my garage with a jar of mayo, the cheese mix from some mac n cheese and a bottle of tobasco?!?!

[Sense-Offender]

I didn't know they got rid of the volcano sauce. Too bad. That stuff was pretty good. And it was the closest thing to spicy on the whole menu, and even that was still mild.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Why is your meat so fake?

[FRAYDO]

between the doritos locos tacos, nacho cheese or cool ranch?

[SubparTony]

Knowing how it is produced, would you eat a Taco Bell burrito?

[mechadude32]

What is really in your 'beef'

[ManDeep]

At 1/22/14 04:31 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I didn't know they got rid of the volcano sauce. Too bad. That stuff was pretty good. And it was the closest thing to spicy on the whole menu, and even that was still mild.

You gotta please the lowest common denominator and unless you're in Inda, it's gonna be pretty low.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 1/22/14 04:15 PM, Mumbo wrote: We discontinued Lava and volcano stuff because it's been around a while and we need space for our new Cheesy Jalapeno sauce and products. We're getting Chili Cheese grillers and spicy chicken grillers soonish.

Please tell me you guys aren't going to get rid of the Beefy Nacho Griller because of the new items you guys are going to add. That's my favorite thing to get from Taco Bell.

[PotHeadParadise]

can you take flouride out of your fucking food?

[Ron-Geno]

Do you enjoy eating the food there?
Would you recommend the product you serve to a buddy?

Do you plan to work there for the next 20 years?
If not, what are your ambitions afterwards?

Do you feel that any experience at your current job will help you with:
- your career?
- your personal life?

Why did you choose your job over other jobs?

Please describe your normal working day.

[SolidPantsSnake]

How fresh is the food?

[Zachary]

Let me get 2 buffalo chicken grillers, a chalupa no tomato, and a small limeade cherry. Also, don't forget the fire sauce.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 1/22/14 06:06 PM, Zachary wrote: Let me get 2 buffalo chicken grillers, a chalupa no tomato, and a small limeade cherry. Also, don't forget the fire sauce.

Have you noticed all the Taco Bell related topics on the front page? I want to go on record right now that it wasn't me who bumped them

[Psycho666]

I have to ask:

When someone orders everything in a combo, except the soda (IE: Crunchwrap supreme and a taco), do some people tend to use less ingredients, or just make it shitty?

I ask this because I don't drink soda anymore, and when I don't order it with my food, I constantly have to take the food back for being outrageously disgusting. I've black listed three Taco Bells and written reviews over the problem. It never happened when I bought a giant cup of sugar water, only when I order water with my meal.

[Prinzy2]

At 1/22/14 06:04 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote: How fresh is the food?

Define "fresh". They got the taco beef 3 months ago and has a shelf life of 30, and it's the freshest thing there besides the 30 year old manager who always hits on the 14 year olds.

[Lepy]

Why are there so many Taco Bell topics right now?

[KillerSkull]

Is it fun? It actually looks like it would be a fun job for a while at least. What do you do there?

[SteelChair]

why is it that your food makes me feel like shit two hours after eating it?

[Schizo-Sephy]

At 1/22/14 04:15 PM, Mumbo wrote: We discontinued Lava and volcano stuff because it's been around a while and we need space for our new Cheesy Jalapeno sauce and products. We're getting Chili Cheese grillers and spicy chicken grillers soonish.

Fuck that I wanna burn my mouth more.
Fuck those gay ass Jalapeno sauces.
I'm pissed.

Now you know why I'm fat... I care too much about food...........

[HarryFeltersnach]

At 1/22/14 04:06 PM, Mumbo wrote: Ask me.

dude, does it just suck being you?