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At 12/22/14 12:09 AM, WaveTwister wrote:

At 12/22/14 12:06 AM, fmn335 wrote:

At 12/21/14 08:57 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: question: is it always true that whatever does not kill you makes you stronger?

Only if you're a highlander.

May I tickle your pickle?

Depends.

Question: Are you using lotion, or not?

Nooope.

Do you have hairy armpits?

At 12/22/14 12:29 AM, WaveTwister wrote: Can I borrow your lawnmower?

Well, you have to get it from someone else because I don't have one.
Question: If there were eight days in a week, what would you call the eighth day?

At 12/22/14 10:20 AM, tox wrote:

You are about to have someone knock on your door and say hi.
Who is the person you would not suspect to do this that knows you

A buddy of mine named Dave. He lives out of state.

Have you ever bloodied someone's nose?

At 12/22/14 10:27 AM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/22/14 10:20 AM, tox wrote:

You are about to have someone knock on your door and say hi.
Who is the person you would not suspect to do this that knows you

A buddy of mine named Dave. He lives out of state.

Have you ever bloodied someone's nose?

Nope.
Have you ever literally had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea? Like you're on the toilet and suddenly BOOM.

At 12/22/14 12:08 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Have you ever spit in someone's food?

No.

At 12/22/14 01:25 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: Have you ever literally had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea? Like you're on the toilet and suddenly BOOM.

No.

Does anyone else not like the direction these questions are going?

At 12/22/14 01:35 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Does anyone else not like the direction these questions are going?

The questions have always followed this path.

What's your ultimate goal on Newgrounds?

At 12/22/14 01:38 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/22/14 01:35 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Does anyone else not like the direction these questions are going?

The questions have always followed this path.

What's your ultimate goal on Newgrounds?

I'm only here to waste my time, I don't have any ulterior motives.

You don't really believe that shit, do you?

At 12/22/14 01:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
You don't really believe that shit, do you?

Nope. I never believed there was any reason to lurk around here, other than to kill time.

How long will you stay here?

At 12/22/14 01:43 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/22/14 01:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
You don't really believe that shit, do you?

Nope. I never believed there was any reason to lurk around here, other than to kill time.

How long will you stay here?

Until the end of days.

When will that finally be?

At 12/22/14 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Until the end of days.

When will that finally be?

Until either Newgrounds dies or you die.

Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

At 12/22/14 02:00 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

It'd sure be nice.

And isn't this thread a great step in the right direction then?

At 12/22/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:00 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

It'd sure be nice.

And isn't this thread a great step in the right direction then?

It sure is. And you're helping me a lot.

What would you do if I smashed your computer?

At 12/22/14 02:40 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:00 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

It'd sure be nice.

And isn't this thread a great step in the right direction then?

It sure is. And you're helping me a lot.

What would you do if I smashed your computer?

what would you use to fend off a group of hungry cannibals welding torches?

At 12/22/14 03:05 PM, dinopirate23 wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:40 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:00 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

It'd sure be nice.

And isn't this thread a great step in the right direction then?

It sure is. And you're helping me a lot.

What would you do if I smashed your computer?

what would you use to fend off a group of hungry cannibals welding torches?

Wrong thread. This isn't the thread where you answer a question with a question.

Same question as above.

At 12/22/14 04:08 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Wrong thread. This isn't the thread where you answer a question with a question.

Same question as above.

If you smashed my computer I'd probably punch your lights out.

You ever fapped to a fictional character?

At 12/22/14 04:30 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/22/14 04:08 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Wrong thread. This isn't the thread where you answer a question with a question.

Same question as above.

If you smashed my computer I'd probably punch your lights out.

You ever fapped to a fictional character?

No. xD

What makes you say "whoa!"?

At 12/22/14 10:20 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: No. xD

What makes you say "whoa!"?

Women that wear low riding jeans and a thong.

Have you ever struck someone in anger?

At 12/22/14 10:20 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote:

Have you ever struck someone in anger?

Yeah. Some ugly bitch in high school one day that said I was an ugly faggot and made fun of my parents and told them to die and that my parents should have gotten an abortion after seeing my ugly face when I was born and that I would never amount to anything and to just kill myself. I went Sharkeisha on that bitch and broke a couple of her teeth. I got suspended from school however she never ever messed with me again.

Have you ever met a celebrity before?

At 12/22/14 11:00 PM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote:

Have you ever met a celebrity before?

no. never met one before, at least not one from the entertainment field :-(

question: you let out a fart while running on a treadmill and there are many people around you. what do you do?

At 12/22/14 11:13 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:
question: you let out a fart while running on a treadmill and there are many people around you. what do you do?

Attempt to crop-dust it away from people...I've thought of this a lot, especially because 80% of everybody working out (me included) have headphones/earbuds on.

Everyone has a positive fantasy body image of themselves. If you BECAME that fantasy self, as close to imaginary perfection that you can think of, what would still be your flaw?

At 12/22/14 11:58 PM, Phobotech wrote: Everyone has a positive fantasy body image of themselves. If you BECAME that fantasy self, as close to imaginary perfection that you can think of, what would still be your flaw?

Crippling insecurity.

If you could learn to play any musical instrument that doesn't have the letter "i" in it, what would you pick? (For clarity's sake, I call them drum kits, not drum sets.)

At 12/23/14 12:01 AM, SansNumbers wrote:
If you could learn to play any musical instrument that doesn't have the letter "i" in it, what would you pick? (For clarity's sake, I call them drum kits, not drum sets.)

Vocals?

I thought about being smug and just saying "Zakk Wylde's Les Paul."

What was the instance where you were passenger to THE WORST driving you've ever seen? Tell us the story.

At 12/23/14 12:01 AM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 12/22/14 11:58 PM, Phobotech wrote: Everyone has a positive fantasy body image of themselves. If you BECAME that fantasy self, as close to imaginary perfection that you can think of, what would still be your flaw?

Crippling insecurity.

If you could learn to play any musical instrument that doesn't have the letter "i" in it, what would you pick? (For clarity's sake, I call them drum kits, not drum sets.)

The banjo. I had to think about that one for a second.

Which 80s celebrity in your opinion still has some entertainment power?

At 12/23/14 12:18 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
Which 80s celebrity in your opinion still has some entertainment power?

Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Tim Curry, Motorhead, James Cameron, and Jackie Chan.

See my loaded question above.

At 12/23/14 12:27 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 12/23/14 12:18 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
Which 80s celebrity in your opinion still has some entertainment power?

Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Tim Curry, Motorhead, James Cameron, and Jackie Chan.

See my loaded question above.

Damn, missed that. I was riding with my friend's mother. It was back in middle school and we were both in the back, farting around. Usually his mom was a decent driver, but I think she was a little sick or something that day. She swerved a little, and I looked at the road. We were driving on the wrong side at like 60 mph. I freaked and said, 'we're on the wrong side!'

She over corrected and ran onto the curb and hit the brakes. She was a little shaky the rest of the way, and I felt like my heart was lumped up in my throat.

Would you consider plastic surgery to enhance your looks?

At 12/23/14 12:33 AM, someaveragechap wrote: We were driving on the wrong side at like 60 mph. I freaked and said, 'we're on the wrong side!'

She over corrected and ran onto the curb and hit the brakes. She was a little shaky the rest of the way, and I felt like my heart was lumped up in my throat.

Yikes! That is stressful. Did you talk to her about it afterwards?

Would you consider plastic surgery to enhance your looks?

I dunno...if I ever started getting hardcore male-pattern baldness, I would do that surgery that swaps healthy hair follicles so it naturally grows hair where you need it, but with an exception; to remove every single hair follicle off of my scalp and place it so I have the most wickedest mountain-man beard of all time.

Bald on top, ALL beard and moustache...maybe some side burns that sweep off at about mid-ear.

If you had the opportunity to change your eye color to any color, even if it was an unnatural color like gold or purple, what would you change your eyes to?

At 12/23/14 12:37 AM, Phobotech wrote: If you had the opportunity to change your eye color to any color, even if it was an unnatural color like gold or purple, what would you change your eyes to?

Red. Transformation to a demon almost complete.

What would you sell your soul to the devil for?

At 12/23/14 12:37 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Yikes! That is stressful. Did you talk to her about it afterwards?

Not that day, I was counting my blessings. I talked to her two days later, she profusely apologized and said she felt a touch of the flu while driving.

At 12/23/14 09:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

What would you sell your soul to the devil for?

The power of mind control.

Have you ever made someone do something from the sheer force of your will and insistence?

At 12/23/14 10:43 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Have you ever made someone do something from the sheer force of your will and insistence?

I do it all the time.

Or why else do you think you're still posting in this thread?