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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 09:44:57


At 7/18/14 09:41 AM, dara6789 wrote: Is that alright?

Yes.

Can we move on now?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 09:53:55


At 7/18/14 09:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 7/18/14 09:41 AM, dara6789 wrote: Is that alright?
Yes.

Can we move on now?

I'm going to say yes.

What would be the first thing you'd do in a zombie apocalypse?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 09:58:26


At 7/18/14 09:53 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
At 7/18/14 09:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 7/18/14 09:41 AM, dara6789 wrote: Is that alright?
Yes.

Can we move on now?
I'm going to say yes.

What would be the first thing you'd do in a zombie apocalypse?

Get myself some popcorn, and laugh at you guys. (Things you learn from the movies: Zombie apocalypses only happen in America.)

What's the best zombie movie you know?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 10:14:06


At 7/18/14 09:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 7/18/14 09:53 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
What would be the first thing you'd do in a zombie apocalypse?
Get myself some popcorn, and laugh at you guys. (Things you learn from the movies: Zombie apocalypses only happen in America.)

What's the best zombie movie you know?

Probably either Shaun of the Dead or Night of The Living Dead.


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 10:44:00


At 7/18/14 10:14 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: Probably either Shaun of the Dead or Night of The Living Dead.

Yeah, I'd go for Shaun as well. You just can't make a serious zombie movie, because zombies themselves contradict seriousness.

Anyway, where was the question?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 10:51:28


At 7/18/14 09:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Get myself some popcorn, and laugh at you guys. (Things you learn from the movies: Zombie apocalypses only happen in America.)

What's the best zombie movie you know?

Warm Bodies.

Whats the worst zombie movie ever?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 11:08:21


At 7/18/14 10:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 7/18/14 10:14 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: Probably either Shaun of the Dead or Night of The Living Dead.
Yeah, I'd go for Shaun as well. You just can't make a serious zombie movie, because zombies themselves contradict seriousness.

Anyway, where was the question?

The question was in my head.
Here's the question from before: Who would win in a fight: Dracula, Frankenstein, or The Wolf Man (All from the classic Universal Studios movies)?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 15:14:02


At 7/18/14 11:08 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: The question was in my head.
Here's the question from before: Who would win in a fight: Dracula, Frankenstein, or The Wolf Man (All from the classic Universal Studios movies)?

I dont know, but I'm going to guess The wolf man.

Who is your favorite marvel character?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 15:47:45


At 7/18/14 03:14 PM, Ctdgrop wrote:
At 7/18/14 11:08 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: The question was in my head.
Here's the question from before: Who would win in a fight: Dracula, Frankenstein, or The Wolf Man (All from the classic Universal Studios movies)?
I dont know, but I'm going to guess The wolf man.

Who is your favorite marvel character?

Hard to decide, but it's probably a tie between Iron Man, Magneto, and Deadpool.


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 15:49:50


At 7/18/14 03:47 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
Hard to decide, but it's probably a tie between Iron Man, Magneto, and Deadpool.

Sorry, forgot my question.

When did you last change your username and your user icon?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-18 16:18:04


At 7/18/14 03:49 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

When did you last change your username and your user icon?

Right around the same time, actually. When.... When... When... Uh... Early June I think.

What would you do if Tom got rid of Robot Day and replaced it with 'Tobar Day?'


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 09:30:57


At 7/18/14 10:51 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: Whats the worst zombie movie ever?

That's hard to decide, 'cause there are so many...

At 7/18/14 04:18 PM, JimmyTheCaterpillar wrote: What would you do if Tom got rid of Robot Day and replaced it with 'Tobar Day?'

Not really care.

Which is your favourite NG-related "day"/event?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 11:39:36


At 7/19/14 09:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Which is your favourite NG-related "day"/event?

Madness Day, by far.

What is your favorite Newgrounds Character (ex: Tankman, Pico, Hank, Alien Hominid, Dad, etc.)?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 11:44:55


At 7/19/14 11:41 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote:
At 7/19/14 11:39 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
What is your favorite Newgrounds Character (ex: Tankman, Pico, Hank, Alien Hominid, Dad, etc.)?
My favorite Newgrounds character is Rebecca Black from my award winning game: Friday: The Game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567538
Question:
What is the most shameful thing you've jacked off to?

My imagination.
Also Rebecca Black doesn't count. I mean a Newgrounds original chracter.
So, what's your favorite Newgrounds original character?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 11:46:55


At 7/19/14 11:44 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
At 7/19/14 11:41 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote:
At 7/19/14 11:39 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: What is your favorite NG Character?
My favorite Newgrounds character is Rebecca Black from my award winning game: Friday: The Game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567538
Question:
What is the most shameful thing you've jacked off to?
My imagination.
Also Rebecca Black doesn't count. I mean a Newgrounds original chracter.
So, what's your favorite Newgrounds original character?

I mean that Rebecca Black doesn't count as a Newgrounds original chracter.

...Not the other thing.


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 13:34:25


At 7/19/14 11:44 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: So, what's your favorite Newgrounds original character?

Pico. 'Cause, yeah, it was him who brought me here seven years ago.

How did you find Newgrounds?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 13:49:30


At 7/19/14 01:42 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/19/14 01:34 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
How did you find Newgrounds?
My buddy used to spin 24/7 on here...

If you had to choose between your left and right hand in which I am going to stick into a bowl of warm water while you sleep, which hand would you want dry?

As long as the water isn't boiling, I don't really care. The more important thing is...

What the fuck are you doing in my room while I sleep?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 13:52:23


At 7/19/14 01:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 7/19/14 01:42 PM, Slacker013 wrote: If you had to choose between your left and right hand in which I am going to stick into a bowl of warm water while you sleep, which hand would you want dry?
As long as the water isn't boiling, I don't really care. The more important thing is...

What the fuck are you doing in my room while I sleep?

Oh, things you couldn't even begin to imagine...

What is your favorite flash game on Newgrounds?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 13:58:48


At 7/19/14 01:52 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: What is your favorite flash game on Newgrounds?

I don't play a lot of flash games at the moment (issues with Internet Explorer and such), but it used to be Newgrounds Rumble for a long time.

Internet Explorer is chronically broken, isn't it?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-19 14:03:03


At 7/19/14 02:00 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/19/14 01:58 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Internet Explorer is chronically broken, isn't it?
I wouldn't know...

What if I told you I dress up in women clothes and video tape you while I do things to you while you slept and I make a ton of money doing it?

I would ask for my share of the money.

Is that too much to ask?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-20 10:06:50


At 7/19/14 02:11 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/19/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I would ask for my share of the money.

Is that too much to ask?
What money?

That "ton of money" you claim to be making with those videos of me. I'm part of this. I want at least 50%.

Now will you give me the money or do I have to resort to ... ahem ... other methods?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 05:35:32


At 7/20/14 02:20 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Other methods?

Sure, other methods.

What is the longest you had to stand on your own two feet? What was it for, explain the setup for it.


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 07:15:12


At 7/21/14 05:35 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 7/20/14 02:20 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Other methods?
Sure, other methods.

What is the longest you had to stand on your own two feet? What was it for, explain the setup for it.

A couple hours while I was waiting in line for the Eiffel Tower.

?sdrawkcab daer uoy naC


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 12:51:51


At 7/21/14 07:15 AM, Ro-May-O wrote: ?sdrawkcab daer uoy naC

.seY

Where did we stop?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 13:14:21


At 7/21/14 01:10 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/21/14 12:51 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 7/21/14 07:15 AM, Ro-May-O wrote: ?sdrawkcab daer uoy naC
.seY

Where did we stop?
Over there, next to the tree...

Over the hills and through the woods to grandmothers house we go?

My grandmother's been dead for 9 years, so no.

When will I finally get my half-ton of money?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 13:32:47


At 7/21/14 01:25 PM, Slacker013 wrote: If you had to choose between three paths where one was brutal everlasting torment(simple beat downs, mostly physical), the other is the equivalent of rape(everlasting rape), and the last is retreating back into the bathroom to suffocate on the foul stench of a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned since 1910 where you can commit suicide... you'd choose?

The beatdowns.

If I told you I was the grim reaper coming to get you, would you believe me? (Also imagine I had a coat and scythe)


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 13:50:12


At 7/21/14 01:43 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/21/14 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
If I told you I was the grim reaper coming to get you, would you believe me? (Also imagine I had a coat and scythe)
If I told you I was the Gestapo from a former regime currently located on the Moon and I was here to kidnap you to throw you into a slave labor force, would you make my job any harder or does free trip to the Moon sound good to you? (Also imagine if I was dressed like Waffen SS in all black with a Luger)

I'd tell you I was a communist and you'd better shoot me on the spot.

Why didn't you answer my question?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 13:54:13


i dont know.

what happens when they come together?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 14:03:11


At 7/21/14 01:59 PM, Slacker013 wrote: If you were on fire and had no choice but to burn to death, would you at least stop screaming?

I wouldn't even start screaming. I like it hot.

If I'm just a product of your imagination, how come I want to kill you?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-07-21 14:10:13


At 7/21/14 02:07 PM, Slacker013 wrote: If I let you lick my shoes after hours of you begging me to let you lick the my shoes, will you shut up about wanting to lick my shoes?

Yes.

But why would I want to lick your shoes in the first place?


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