At 6/16/14 03:35 PM, kazumazkan says:

yes i do but i sleep on the couch in the living room because i find it more comfortable
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will you lick your crush's butt hole if she/he ask you to ?

I don't have scatophilia (I believe it's spelled like that) so no.

Will you go out with me?

At 6/16/14 05:27 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: Will you go out with me?

Nah. I need to go to bed so I can't be going out anywhere.

Ever see someone die in front of you?

At 6/17/14 02:18 AM, Viper wrote:

At 6/16/14 05:27 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: Will you go out with me?

Nah. I need to go to bed so I can't be going out anywhere.

Ever see someone die in front of you?

Nope.

Did you ever kiss an ostrich and then piss on it?

At 6/17/14 02:23 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
Did you ever kiss an ostrich and then piss on it?

Where the hell can I find an Ostrich that I can get close enough to kiss, when can I have the privacy to piss on it, and how the hell did you read my bucket list?

...you spying on me, boi?...

...

...What are the top 4 things on your bucket list; your list of goals before you die?

At 6/17/14 10:18 AM, ZykiaZyoki wrote:

...What are the top 4 things on your bucket list; your list of goals before you die?

I live life by the day, I don't set my goals. Assuming I had done, I've crossed most of them off by now.

What's your strangest fetish or thing you found sexy?

Nothing too kinky. Just forced BDSM shit.

What's the most fucked up place you've masturbated?

At 6/17/14 11:06 AM, Titee wrote: What's the most fucked up place you've masturbated?

I don't masturbate in fucked up places.

Is this place full of perverts or what?

At 6/18/14 07:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Is this place full of perverts or what?

Realistically not full of, but definitely dominated by it. Most of us are dudes...of course most of us are perverts.

Who are your prime decisions for "Marry, Fuck, or Kill?"

(Out of anybody, who would you marry? Who would you fuck? Who would you kill?)

At 6/18/14 08:52 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 6/18/14 07:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Is this place full of perverts or what?

Realistically not full of, but definitely dominated by it. Most of us are dudes...of course most of us are perverts.

Who are your prime decisions for "Marry, Fuck, or Kill?"

(Out of anybody, who would you marry? Who would you fuck? Who would you kill?)

Marry: No one.
Fuck: I don't really care, as long as it has a pussy.
Kill: Myself.

What is wrong with me?

At 6/18/14 09:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
What is wrong with me?

I don't know man, your posts are too brief...sometimes I feel like you're just trying to up your post count, and that may be unhealthy...take your time, and tell us how you really feel.

What is the most shameful music you listen to, but secretly enjoy, and why?

At 6/18/14 09:20 AM, Phobotech wrote: What is the most shameful music you listen to, but secretly enjoy, and why?

I'm not ashamed of any of the music I listen to.

Why should I?

At 6/18/14 09:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Why should I?

Uh...because sometimes we listen to stuff that might even be annoying to us, and you don't want to leave the impression upon other people that you listen to garbage...like, I have a few songs like that in my library. I like to think I have great taste in music, but there are just some songs that you don't bring up in a social setting because it would just irritate the piss out of everybody, including yourself, because "there's a time and a place for everything."

What is your favorite scent / favorite thing to smell?

At 6/18/14 09:36 AM, Phobotech wrote:

What is your favorite scent / favorite thing to smell?

fresh air in the morning. :-)

question:
can you describe a situation where you have done something against your moral value because you had no choice?

At 6/18/14 11:57 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: can you describe a situation where you have done something against your moral value because you had no choice?

Yes I can. But you only asked if I can do it. You never asked if I would.

Would you have one of your teeth ripped out without any form of anesthesia if it meant you'd get $5 million?

At 6/18/14 02:18 PM, Viper wrote::

Would you have one of your teeth ripped out without any form of anesthesia if it meant you'd get $5 million?

no, since it is just a yes/no question.

question:
communication breakdown?

At 6/18/14 02:20 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:
question:
communication breakdown?

Its always the same.
I'm having a nervous breakdown!
It drives me insane!

Whats the craziest thing you've done while swimming?

At 6/18/14 04:49 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Whats the craziest thing you've done while swimming?

A 7 year old.

How do you feel about Goblin men?

At 6/18/14 05:10 PM, FaisalOrb wrote:

At 6/18/14 04:49 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Whats the craziest thing you've done while swimming?

A 7 year old.

How do you feel about Goblin men?

I don't care.

Do the authorities know that this guy fucks 7-year-olds?

At 6/19/14 11:22 AM, Vinnyy wrote: Do the authorities know that NewgroundsMike watches this guy fuck 7-year olds?

Yes.

But why should they care?

At 6/19/14 11:36 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

Why aren't you wearing girly clothes today?

because i am a male, not a girl or a pervert!

question:
does practice always make perfect?

At 6/19/14 12:09 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: does practice always make perfect?

If you only keep screwing up when you do so then no.

Do you mow your lawn at night?

At 6/19/14 12:23 PM, Viper wrote: Do you mow your lawn at night?

Of course not. That would be rude to my neighbors and downright silly on my end.

What is the circumference of your wrist?

At 6/19/14 12:23 PM, Viper wrote:

Do you mow your lawn at night?

no, because i live in an apartment so obviously i don't have a lawn to mow.

question:
what makes you so sure the world will not end tomorrow?

At 6/19/14 12:27 PM, FinaLee wrote: What is the circumference of your wrist?

slightly over 5 inches.

see previous question.

At 6/19/14 12:30 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:

i made a mistake. it is almost 7 inches actually. used the wrong side of the ruler. =.=

see previous question.

At 6/19/14 12:28 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:

At 6/19/14 12:23 PM, Viper wrote:

Do you mow your lawn at night?

no, because i live in an apartment so obviously i don't have a lawn to mow.

question:
what makes you so sure the world will not end tomorrow?

If it did, I would be happier.

Why did you just triple-post in this thread?

At 6/19/14 01:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Why did you just triple-post in this thread?

Because I was not careful enough.

Question:
Do you hate me?

At 6/20/14 09:27 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:

At 6/19/14 01:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Why did you just triple-post in this thread?

Because I was not careful enough.

Question:
Do you hate me?

No, but that doesn't mean I love you either.

Do you love me?

At 6/20/14 01:08 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Why have love?

there are two things that can solve all kinds of problems, time and love. they go hand in hand. without love, you will not be able to find true happiness in life.

think about the people close to you. each time you encounter difficulties, they are always there to support you emotionally, physically or financially and give useful advice unconditionally.

whenever you are bored or upset, you can always chat with your friends and relatives. without them, life will be pretty dull.

question:
which one do you prefer: living a simple and carefree life in a remote village or living a busy but fulfilling life in a city?

At 6/21/14 10:27 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: question:
which one do you prefer: living a simple and carefree life in a remote village or living a busy but fulfilling life in a city?

The simple one. I'm not the city kind of guy, nor do I like to be busy all the time.

What's the thing with cities?

At 6/21/14 10:27 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: which one do you prefer: living a simple and carefree life in a remote village or living a busy but fulfilling life in a city?

I don't like busy crowded places.
So I'm sure you can guess which I'd pick.

Have you ever belted out the words to a song at the top of your lungs and out of nowhere the song stops and you didn't initially realize it til you notice you're singing WAAAAAAAAAAAY out of key?