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If America was food 2014-01-22 10:13:16 Reply

What would it taste like?

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 10:27:00 Reply

*ahem*

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 10:46:07 Reply
At 1/22/14 10:13 AM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: What would it taste like?

veiny dick.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 10:50:12 Reply

Veiny dick cooked in Crisco.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 10:55:10 Reply
At 1/22/14 10:50 AM, Lepy wrote: Veiny dick cooked in Crisco.

After it fucked a rubber toilet.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 11:54:58 Reply

Sausage

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 12:26:00 Reply

a mixture of different food from different cultures and people

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 12:39:24 Reply

Obviously a delicious hamburger.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 12:42:21 Reply

Lol Because of this thread I remember a moment from one of Nostalgia Critics videos. One of my favs actually.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 13:54:41 Reply
At 1/22/14 12:42 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Lol Because of this thread I remember a moment from one of Nostalgia Critics videos. One of my favs actually.

He overdoes everything.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 14:03:52 Reply

It'd taste like a dozen different ethnic cuisines battered and deep-fried and then fucked with a veiny dick coated in Crisco after it finishes with a rubber toilet.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 14:13:33 Reply

Apparently like pancakes with strawberries, whip cream and blueberries.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 14:17:25 Reply

Freedom and a touch of eagle

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 14:30:41 Reply

Hamburgers and GMOs

With crisco

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 14:43:10 Reply

Deep fried eagles, and lard.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 14:45:14 Reply

Sweaty Dick

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 15:17:30 Reply
At 1/22/14 10:13 AM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: What would it taste like?

Apple pie?

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 15:36:31 Reply

A taco inside a hamburger raped in bacon deep fired and covered in Big Mac sauce. With fires.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 15:49:10 Reply

A deep fried Mars bar

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 16:31:03 Reply

a urine-soaked crunchwrap from taco bell, with gator meat instead of 'beef'

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 16:48:04 Reply

like a fried stick of butter, yeah. america would taste like obesity.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 18:32:35 Reply

Merica.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 18:33:27 Reply
At 1/22/14 06:32 PM, FiRsT-Av3nGeR wrote: Merica.

They would taste like Rainbow Dash flavored cupcakes

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 18:34:01 Reply
At 1/22/14 03:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: A taco inside a hamburger raped in bacon deep fired and covered in Big Mac sauce. With fires.

With fires. lol

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 18:34:56 Reply
At 1/22/14 03:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: raped in bacon

How do you rape something in bacon?

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 18:36:18 Reply
At 1/22/14 06:34 PM, VJF wrote:
At 1/22/14 03:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: raped in bacon
How do you rape something in bacon?

You just do, okay?!

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 19:05:45 Reply

America ain't food, sucka, you food. You on the menu.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 19:21:58 Reply
At 1/22/14 06:33 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
At 1/22/14 06:32 PM, FiRsT-Av3nGeR wrote: Merica.
They would taste like Rainbow Dash flavored cupcakes

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 20:17:02 Reply

All you can eat buffet.

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Response to If America was food 2014-01-22 20:24:14 Reply

Probably a Big Mac, or fast food in general.

At 1/22/14 06:34 PM, VJF wrote:
At 1/22/14 03:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: raped in bacon
How do you rape something in bacon?

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