So I just had a terrible itch on my back, and as my arms are pretty short I used my superior intellect to scratch it with my laptop's battery. What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to scratch your back?
jk I'm as retarded as everyone in here
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At 1/21/14 10:46 PM, Dercaful wrote: What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to scratch your back?
I used a spatula once.
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At 1/21/14 10:46 PM, Dercaful wrote: What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to scratch your back?
A PS2 controller.
i put corn on my back let my chicken scratch away naw just kidding
a fork and a hair brush matter in fact i have a hair brush just for that and it works perfectly mainly due to the missing plastic dots at the end
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A shovel, a garden hoe.. framed doorways are the best, or in a pinch, a tree. I've got a 35 year old bamboo monkey claw.
I'm sure I used something bent up and rusty once, while working outside...
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At 1/21/14 10:46 PM, Dercaful wrote: What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to scratch your back?
A tree branch? A door knob? A wall? My hand? Idk, not very creative items.
At 1/22/14 05:05 AM, Addict wrote: what about the wings on your supreme commander tank?
i hear those relieve an itchy back pretty quickly
If it was a real statue of stature then oh yeah, I'd be itching to try that out.
I Can Reach Every Part Of My Back Without Any Problem & Have Never Needed Any Back Scratching Implements
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At 1/22/14 05:28 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 1/22/14 05:05 AM, Addict wrote: what about the wings on your supreme commander tank?If it was a real statue of stature then oh yeah, I'd be itching to try that out.
i hear those relieve an itchy back pretty quickly
Now I'm wondering if my Major shield would be okay for scratching backs.....
At 1/22/14 06:09 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: I Can Reach Every Part Of My Back Without Any Problem & Have Never Needed Any Back Scratching Implements
--supergandhi64
It must be the veganism at work. A healthy mind in a healthy body lol!
I've actually got one of those wooden back scratchers you find at dollar stores and flea markets. I never use it, usually I use pencils or pens.
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At 1/22/14 03:57 PM, Addict wrote:At 1/22/14 01:38 PM, Viper50 wrote: Now I'm wondering if my Major shield would be okay for scratching backs.....Probably not
Learn to B/P more ya wannabe statwhore!!
Aw.....looks like I gotta stay up 25 hours a day 9 days a week and watch and play everything that comes into the portal and then some.
I can reach. Which hand I have to use depends on which spot is itchy.
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