American beer

[NuclearInfected]

So who here agrees that American beer is the greatest in the world?

[yurgenburgen]

At 1/18/14 12:16 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So who here agrees that American beer is the greatest in the world?

absolutely nobody

[Ozcar]

I tried it once, and only once. It tastes like water.

[oxy78414]

it's not exactly life-changing

[Rahmemhotep]

At 1/18/14 12:19 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 1/18/14 12:16 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So who here agrees that American beer is the greatest in the world?

absolutely nobody

Lol, you haven't been drinking craft then.

[yurgenburgen]

At 1/18/14 12:27 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Lol, you haven't been drinking craft then.

please tell me about your favourite backwater microbrewery that makes the greatest pale ale in the world BAR NONE muh freedums woooooo eagle yay

[gamejunkie]

At 1/18/14 12:16 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So who here agrees that American beer is the greatest in the world?

Absolutely not! American Beer is like making love in a canoe.

It's fucking close to water.

[Rahmemhotep]

At 1/18/14 12:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 1/18/14 12:27 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Lol, you haven't been drinking craft then.

please tell me about your favourite backwater microbrewery that makes the greatest pale ale in the world BAR NONE muh freedums woooooo eagle yay

I know that even you feel that you're being a retard now.

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

I'll stick to my orange juice and tea, thanks.

And if you say I'm only saying that because I can't get beer, you're wrong. I'm home alone 75% of the time, and my mom keeps at least a bottle of beer in the fridge at all times.

[KillerSkull]

...said no one ever.

Unless it's Rolling Rock

[AmateurPsychonaut]

Malt liquor, the only way to go.

[Stretchysumo]

At 1/18/14 03:57 AM, AmateurPsychonaut wrote: Malt liquor, the only way to go.

Well, if you wanna get drunk for a few bucks, that is. Anyway, ”American Beer” is too much of a generalization. Thing is, the beers that are exported from any given country is a small fraction of what's available there, so most people have no idea what the real top quality brews there are.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/18/14 12:16 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So who here agrees that American beer is the greatest in the world?

I disagree.

[Mismo]

Haha, you're funny man.

[All-American-Badass]

Sam Adams is the best beer in the country.

[KatMaestro]

At 1/18/14 12:16 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So who here agrees that American beer is the greatest in the world?

Bullshit. German beer is the greatest. Never been to Oktoberfest?

[Idiot-Finder]

Remember how Europeans have a tendency to trash things American? In this particular, I'm with them, I mean I can barley get a buzz from American brand beer.

Even Guinness does a better job than that which tells you something, not very good. The American beer are okay but...

[Entice]

Beer sucks

I like drinks with a high alcohol % so you don't have to drink very much to get wasted

[Idiot-Finder]

At 1/18/14 04:53 PM, Entice wrote: Beer sucks

I like drinks with a high alcohol % so you don't have to drink very much to get wasted

Vodka would suit your taste.

I personally prefer red wine though.

[Conal]

I prefer Polish and British beer.

I've had American beer of a few types. It's pretty weak. Not saying that alcohol is the only good thing about a beer, but your beer has too little alcohol to be worth the dollar.

[Aethos]

At 1/18/14 12:19 AM, Addict wrote: nope

Guinness & Heineken all day every day

You know Heineken is made in both Europe and America right?
That's how they keep their 'imported' status in both countries. They import the one made in America to Europe and the one made in Europe to America.

[NuclearInfected]

ITT: No one here knows jack shit about beer.

[Splats]

At 1/18/14 12:19 AM, Addict wrote: nope

Guinness & Heineken all day every day

i was about to say you're drunk for saying something like that, but those two could impossibly get you in that state

Belgium master race, @Amaranthus let's kick some pussies asses when it comes to beer

[GACBassPlayer]

At 1/18/14 04:50 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: ...I can barley get a buzz from American brand beer.
Even Guinness does a better job

That's funny, because Guinness has the exact same abv as Coors Light, the lightest of the light American adjunct lagers.

Truth be told, the people from around the world that know good beer wish they had the sheer quantity, diversity, and availability of really good beer that America has. The only place I'd rather live is right in the middle of Brussels for Cantillon, Drie Fontienen, and De Cam. Even then, we're only talking about lambic and American brewers with their own coolships are starting to figure out how to do lambic well. Not to mention, you can find belgian lambic on shelves in America and a quick trip across the Canadian border and you can find tons of the stuff, because nobody up there realizes what's sitting right under their noses.

[BumFodder]

At 4/27/14 06:42 PM, GACBassPlayer wrote: Truth be told, the people from around the world that know good beer wish they had the sheer quantity, diversity, and availability of really good beer that America has. The only place I'd rather live is right in the middle of Brussels for Cantillon, Drie Fontienen, and De Cam. Even then, we're only talking about lambic and American brewers with their own coolships are starting to figure out how to do lambic well. Not to mention, you can find belgian lambic on shelves in America and a quick trip across the Canadian border and you can find tons of the stuff, because nobody up there realizes what's sitting right under their noses.

Thats a lie, everyone knows and thinks you have fuck all apart from piss lager and a handful of microbreweries which dont serve that far lol. America is a joke when it comes to alcohol.

[Spedmallet]

At 1/18/14 12:19 AM, Addict wrote: Guinness

Chocolate dogwater

At 1/18/14 12:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: please tell me about your favourite backwater microbrewery that makes the greatest pale ale in the world BAR NONE muh freedums woooooo eagle yay

Name one good Canadian brew that isn't maple syrup

At 1/18/14 05:07 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I personally prefer red wine though.

Also this

Clearly no one in this thread has ever tried Yuengling.

Scratch that, all American beer is either piss colored Budweiser or Miller lite.

[GACBassPlayer]

At 4/27/14 06:49 PM, BumFodder wrote: Thats a lie, everyone knows and thinks you have fuck all apart from piss lager and a handful of microbreweries which dont serve that far lol. America is a joke when it comes to alcohol.

Trolls used to be clever.

[Clamstuffer]

Everyone look at me; I'm a beer snob. I'm so fucking cool.

[BumFodder]

At 4/27/14 07:02 PM, GACBassPlayer wrote:

At 4/27/14 06:49 PM, BumFodder wrote: Thats a lie, everyone knows and thinks you have fuck all apart from piss lager and a handful of microbreweries which dont serve that far lol. America is a joke when it comes to alcohol.

Trolls used to be clever.

Have fun with your bud and coors light while I sip on my harveys best :)

[GACBassPlayer]

Name one good Canadian brew that isn't maple syrup

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