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At 1/14/14 04:18 PM, Addict wrote: Just imagine all of that beef rotting in your colon.

You mean to say that the dick is in the colon?

Dang you got some balls lady. I'd probably throw up a quarter through that challenge. Grats :D What was your time limit?

At 1/14/14 05:31 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 1/14/14 04:30 PM, Shauna wrote:

90 percent of the year I live on a vegan diet. But thank you, lol

And it's that 10 percent that keeps you from being the unbearable preacher no one wants to talk to or have lunch with. I repeat my wish that those people smell the death of innocents on you and steer clear, designer scarves flapping in the wind.

What the fuck are you talking about, fag?

Have you beaten off in public yet?

It's nice to do it with your hand in your pocket and to have a hole cut out in your pocket.

If that meat was even relatively the size of your other meat, we'll have a feminine Ron Jeremy on our hands (among other places)

At 1/14/14 11:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Dang you got some balls lady. I'd probably throw up a quarter through that challenge. Grats :D What was your time limit?

20 minutes.

At 1/15/14 12:12 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 1/14/14 11:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Dang you got some balls lady. I'd probably throw up a quarter through that challenge. Grats :D What was your time limit?

20 minutes.

And you got it down in 5 1/2??? I am immensely impressed. You are amazing.

That's my jew, saving a buck whenever she can =D

So did you go all Sasha Grey and swallow that large piece of meat whole?

At 1/15/14 01:05 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: So did you go all Sasha Grey and swallow that large piece of meat whole?

Man, I was a wimp and cut that shit up as fast as I could and threw handful of chunks into my mouth. Hardly chewing.

At 1/15/14 01:12 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 1/15/14 01:05 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: So did you go all Sasha Grey and swallow that large piece of meat whole?

Man, I was a wimp and cut that shit up as fast as I could and threw handful of chunks into my mouth. Hardly chewing.

Maybe you should eat competitively. that's close to the world record.

#stillhitit

At 1/14/14 04:25 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 1/14/14 04:16 PM, Slint wrote: Post pics of your dick.

Oh, sorry.

Ignore the water bottle tip of my dick, it's cool bro. Normal.

Your dick looks horribly deformed. Might want to have that looked at by a doctor.

At 1/15/14 02:15 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 1/14/14 04:25 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 1/14/14 04:16 PM, Slint wrote: Post pics of your dick.

Oh, sorry.

Ignore the water bottle tip of my dick, it's cool bro. Normal.

Your dick looks horribly deformed. Might want to have that looked at by a doctor.

I'm a registered physician.

you're all fools, ask for pictures of her winning the challenge!

Did they give you a medal?

you should demand one, and post a picture of it.

I'd let u egg all over my face if it made you feel better.

get better cuhz heart attacks are wizzack

Thread with both dicks and steak. 10/10 I got hard.

At 1/15/14 02:18 AM, DarkMatter wrote: you're all fools, ask for pictures of her winning the challenge!

Did they give you a medal?

you should demand one, and post a picture of it.

I didn't have my picture taken, though they did offer to put it up on their wall of winning. I hate having my picture taken. I didn't get a certificate, just a free meal ticket for next time.

Fat slut. There you go, some attention.

At 1/15/14 09:46 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 1/15/14 02:18 AM, DarkMatter wrote: you're all fools, ask for pictures of her winning the challenge!

Did they give you a medal?

you should demand one, and post a picture of it.

I didn't have my picture taken, though they did offer to put it up on their wall of winning. I hate having my picture taken. I didn't get a certificate, just a free meal ticket for next time.

This whole story is starting to sound fishy, who completes an epic challenge and refuses to go down in the hall of fame? Shit in this day and age I wouldn't be surprised if some kid in another table across from you pulled out his phone and was like, "look at this chick demolish this steak, it's bigger than her!"

At 1/15/14 10:07 PM, Timmy wrote: Sounds familiar to a news story that popped up a few days ago.

Weird.

I watched a video about her 2 days ago or so. I could never do it in 3 minutes. 5 1/2 was ridiculous enough. She looked like a freakin lion!

@Darkmatter I hate my picture being taken. Seeing as how this was in Tombstone, 4 hours away from me, I would never see it again anyhow.

oh man, think of the sulfur burps....

Watch your protein intake, please (;^_^)

So how was the aftermath? Stomach hurt? Were ya alright?

A'ight

I also ate a 10" Pizza whats your point?

I feel bad for people who can't have steak. It's probably the best food ever that doesn't come out of the water. My aunt can't have beef or pork without getting sick. That sucks.

Next time: pineapple for the aided protein digestion. It has enzymes, yo. I bet there are other tricks as well, some people swear by coca-cola because they think the carbonic acid helps break down the meat... I think it's true to a point. I used coca-cola to clean off the surface rust on my motorcycle and it works like a charm.

I don't know if this would enable you to eat more meat for competition purposes, but it certainly might aid in your next-day misery. I'm pretty fortunate, in that I eat vegetarian for months and months at a time, but when I feel like cheating it never causes me any digestive issues. I bet the food-baby was quite a sight.

Holy shit that is disgusting, how did you manage that? Steak is the one thing that I can eat a lot of but after a good 16 ounces I am finished. 20 ounces is probably the most I could eat if I pushed myself beyond the sick feeling in my stomach.

I will never understand how people can eat so much

At 1/16/14 01:43 PM, Tremulos wrote: Holy shit that is disgusting, how did you manage that? Steak is the one thing that I can eat a lot of but after a good 16 ounces I am finished. 20 ounces is probably the most I could eat if I pushed myself beyond the sick feeling in my stomach.

I will never understand how people can eat so much

And I have an actual penis btw so I'm p. sure that has anything to do with it

At 1/15/14 12:12 AM, Shauna wrote:

I ate a 4.5 pound steak in five minutes and now my tummy hertz...
Cheer me up?

Oh my god that's grotesque. You are disgusting! What kind of freakish meatfiend monster-lady can do that?

Like, did you even chew?

Do you even have a gag reflex?

Naw, just kidding. Disregard my picture.

That's fucking awesome Shauna. I couldn't take down a pound of steak in five minutes, let alone four and a half.

Congrats, you are a champion amongst oligarchs.

Really though, did you even chew?