I Have A Dick

[Shauna]

I might as well after being the only woman to complete this challenge.

I called off sick from work after demolishing a 72 ounce steak. I did not want to pay the 65 bucks for the steak so I entered the challenge they had and ate it in about 5 1/2 minutes.

I don't feel well.

Someone cheer me up :(

[Slint]

Post pics of your dick.

[kisame]

How big is it?

[JRob]

I thought you went on a rant about how people shouldn't eat steak because of how unhealthy it is.

Did you convert?

[stafffighter]

At 1/14/14 04:15 PM, Shauna wrote:

Someone cheer me up :(

Vegans will sense your victory and stay far away from you.

[Makakaov]

In russia ve eat horses alive. That's why god gave us so much oil so ve can drive kars.

Last victory day my brother feodor ivanovich ate 72 horses in running contest.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

Haing a mint helps keeping it down.

[Shauna]

At 1/14/14 04:16 PM, Slint wrote: Post pics of your dick.

Oh, sorry.

Ignore the water bottle tip of my dick, it's cool bro. Normal.

[Darthdenim]

You were right to do whatever you did.

You're a very special woman.

You are very interesting.

[Shauna]

At 1/14/14 04:21 PM, JRob wrote: I thought you went on a rant about how people shouldn't eat steak because of how unhealthy it is.

Did you convert?

It is unhealthy and I would never recommend anyone to eat it. Especially all that I ate.

I eat a steak once a year. Now I had enough for the next 5 :(

[Shauna]

At 1/14/14 04:22 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 1/14/14 04:15 PM, Shauna wrote:

Someone cheer me up :(

Vegans will sense your victory and stay far away from you.

90 percent of the year I live on a vegan diet. But thank you, lol

At 1/14/14 04:26 PM, Darthdenim wrote: You were right to do whatever you did.

You're a very special woman.

You are very interesting.

Now I feel so much better.

[Viper]

At 1/14/14 04:15 PM, Shauna wrote: Someone cheer me up :(

Congrats and all that.
I'd probably be able to eat that but it'd take a little more than 5 1/2 minutes.

o.O

[poxpower]

So you ate half a moldy cheeseburger again and got food poisoning.
I see, I see.

[MissAllanPoe]

At 1/14/14 04:34 PM, poxpower wrote: So you ate half a moldy cheeseburger again and got food poisoning.
I see, I see.

Don't get so down in the dumps just because my cock is bigger than yours.

I prepared for a whole 30 minutes before this victory ya know >:D

Don't ever try to complete this challenge.

[Prinzy2]

I remember getting the meat sweats after trying to pound away a 32 oz for a competition. You really know how to pack away the meat.

[Jester]

I should get a steak.

[stafffighter]

At 1/14/14 04:30 PM, Shauna wrote:

90 percent of the year I live on a vegan diet. But thank you, lol

And it's that 10 percent that keeps you from being the unbearable preacher no one wants to talk to or have lunch with. I repeat my wish that those people smell the death of innocents on you and steer clear, designer scarves flapping in the wind.

[Atlas]

Isn't there a record for eating a 72 ounce steak? I think it's 2 minutes or something.

[Painbringer]

In grade 3 I assumed that everyone, including women, had a penis.

[Shauna]

At 1/14/14 05:31 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 1/14/14 04:30 PM, Shauna wrote:

90 percent of the year I live on a vegan diet. But thank you, lol

And it's that 10 percent that keeps you from being the unbearable preacher no one wants to talk to or have lunch with. I repeat my wish that those people smell the death of innocents on you and steer clear, designer scarves flapping in the wind.

I've never preached to anyone I know IRL about the importance of being vegan or eating less dairy and meat. I can eat a table with people eating a bloody steak and I live with it every weekend. It's no big deal. I like meat and dairy. I just know my stomach never took well to either of them.

[Spedmallet]

post pic of your dick

[stafffighter]

At 1/14/14 06:03 PM, Shauna wrote:

I've never preached to anyone I know IRL about the importance of being vegan or eating less dairy and meat. I can eat a table with people eating a bloody steak and I live with it every weekend. It's no big deal. I like meat and dairy. I just know my stomach never took well to either of them.

That's what I said. You're not someone who does that. Yay Meat! Top of the food chain baby!

[Chdonga]

At 1/14/14 05:57 PM, Painbringer wrote: In grade 3 I assumed that everyone, including women, had a penis.

Female hyenas' clitorises (clitori?) are so big that they can use them to work over male hyenas.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 1/14/14 06:03 PM, Shauna wrote: I can eat a table

There's something wrong with you.

[Wegra]

I have a penis

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/14/14 04:25 PM, Shauna wrote: Oh, sorry.

Ignore the water bottle tip of my dick, it's cool bro. Normal.

Don't keep it bottled in bro.

[kazumazkan]

Cheap bitch

dont mean it

[Painbringer]

At 1/14/14 06:37 PM, Wegra wrote: I have a penis

In a glass jar full of formaldehyde.

[AmateurPsychonaut]

72 oz = 4 1/2 pounds.

Holy... shit. Props to you! You should get your own show, reminiscent of Man Vs. Food.

It could be called "Woman (With a Dick) vs. Food"

[Sodamachine]

I bet you can't suck your own cock! ESPECIALLY after eating all that meat!!!