When neither of them SHUT THE FUCK UP. Talk a little, make noise once or twice, and then be fucking quiet. Shit is the worst. It's a fantasy enabler, and no one fantasizes about staying up until 3 in the morning because next door, everyone else won't shut the hell up.
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."- Brendan Gill
Well...
-Close ups on the vagina to the point where I think the camera is in the vagina.
-Big gross vaginas
-Squirting
-Loud as fuck moaning
-Any genitals or ass not shaven
-A guy eating out a girl(fuck that shit)
-Phat men or women
-Big tits(these are the same thing)
-Saggy tits
-Big saggy tits(these are the same thing)
-When she looks older than 25
-When they don't do anal
-Obvious fully male tranny porn
-A story that takes longer than 15 seconds to tell
-Dialog
-Anything else but cute small and pink nipples
-Women having armpit hair(that is the most disgusting thing on the planet)
-Almost all lesbian porn
whenever the dude isn't wearing a condom. i just can't stop thinking about the possibility that there are stds being transmitted dude.
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At 1/12/14 04:23 PM, BurningJesus wrote: -Close ups on the vagina to the point where I think the camera is in the vagina.
'Sgood for me.
-Phat men or women
-Big tits(these are the same thing)
wut
-Big saggy tits(these are the same thing)
lolwut
-When she looks older than 25
lol fucking wut
-Anything else but cute small and pink nipples
no brown girls?
-Almost all lesbian porn
That's usually boring, but I have seen some really hot lesbian porn.
Wait a minute. You like girls?
At 1/12/14 05:51 AM, Painbringer wrote: Really???
I failed to use the search bar. I really thought this was a pretty original topic, sorry guyss
Whenever the woman isn't reduced to a degraded slab of meat by the end of it.
Fake cum that looks like white nickelodeon slime.
Also I don't get why you would not want to see a vagina get eaten out, but you do like seeing a cocked getting sucked... unless you're gay and like looking at cock.
At 1/12/14 08:47 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
-When she looks older than 25lol fucking wut
What is so wut about that statement? I like young people. Young people tend to be thinner and cuter. You know I have a lolicon fetish right?
-Anything else but cute small and pink nipplesno brown girls?
You got me there. There are some hot black chicks.
Wait a minute. You like girls?
Well I am bisexual soooo
When both the stars are still alive at the end.
Protect the Muska.
At 1/14/14 12:23 AM, Grotty wrote: When both the stars are still alive at the end.
Happens way too often.
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