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Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-05-31 21:13:17


yo. roses are red. my name is harry.
this thread makes no sense. popcorn.

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-01 00:43:51


At 5/31/14 08:01 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Every time I come into this thread
I have to hit reverse and catch my breath
I expect art and expression for a result
All I get is a bunch of washed down insults.

How are all of you going to wage a war
When your words come from the dollar store
Learn the power to each spoken word
Then the tides of your battles will turn.

Looks who back
Insanctuary is back
back to dish out the facts
I see him wanting to be an anime
So he hides himself in a wall of text domains
You think Posting nonsense will get you fame?
No one cares and it goes down in vain
Having time to post walls you must be insane
Like got dang
Everything you do is such a fail
Now continue as you were and bail

Heres the beat!


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-02 03:36:43


At 6/1/14 12:43 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote::

Looks who back

You're in no condition to dish out anything, oh please
You just bit your own five month old OP
It's not saying much but I prefer Insanctuary
At least he tries to post intelligently - barely
Meanwhile your verses are just jumbled nonsense
Lazily constructed and lacking in content
To be fair though you both try and start stupid drama
You'll probably both still be whining through the summer into autumn

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-03 17:49:34


At 6/3/14 12:16 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.

Here we go, Stereo is rapping planetary
I'm the wild card, your simple flow is barely sedentary
You're about as flashy as a 2002 Honda
Epitomizing everything wrong with the rap genre
Checklist women, checklist money, you define the word bland
I hope you snort yourself to death burying your head inside that sand
I'll eat you once you've fattened yourself up on Burger King
Thinking you're the Big Boi while I draw my knives for murdering

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-05 21:06:10


At 6/5/14 08:20 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Died in here...

While you take out your mom's trash I'll throw you in with it
Like a prom night dumpster baby spitting filler gimmicks
Seems you found a slingshot and figured you'd try it
Trying to kill it like David but I'll stomp you like Goliath
You couldn't throw one punch and if I deconstruct your verse
Then you're a desperate psycho rapist whose testimony is unrehearsed
Between you and Voltage I'm trying to figure who's worse
But since he'd bloodrocute you, for being last you come in first

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-06 14:00:07


At 6/5/14 10:19 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
At 6/5/14 10:17 PM, Maculoon wrote: you suck ween
im green
Fuck yer girl with my peen
get off my screen.

HYEEERRRR HOW MANY TIME ARE YOU BEING A THREAD KILLER!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!
YOU VERSES HAVE BEEN LAME SINCE THE OP WAS A FUCKING STARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!one
http://youtu.be/uldSCaNDGD0


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-06 14:57:17


Word to you mother homeboy I'm 2 legit and down with OPP

Got the '92 Caprice with the tinted windows
The fresh laserdisc and the super nintendo
Got them Reeboks, a clock hangin round my neck
Cuz I'm always on time put to these fools in check

Emcees be buggin so they gonna get squashed
I calculate your every move, call me Macintosh
You think you all that and a bag of chips?
You droppin bogus rhymes, got me sayin "as if"

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-06 18:09:52


At 6/6/14 02:57 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Word to you mother homeboy I'm 2 legit and down with OPP

You don't have tinted windows, you're burning in your Pinto
That clock don't make you punctual you flow any way the wind blows
I'm the bug with toxic mandibles, my venom got you sick
You binge on a bag of chips, meanwhile I bodybag a bitch
Four sponsored bars, your whole style's bought and sold
Before you die you'll sign a contract so Kenmore keeps your coffin cold
Calculate my moves all day, it won't postpone your death date
This fucker's calling check, I make my final move a checkmate

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-07 20:09:53


kwinto, you pants be pissing?
You know who you're dissing?
Stick around, listen

I am Nyanic, I am pain!
I am thunder and rain!
Nobody denies my name!
Nobody destroys my fame!

Think you're so good with your communist shit?
You're pathetic, so is your wit
Go away, git.
Pop yourself, zit.
Another more of these rhymes
Endless times
Like "Do I need to explain.."
And "That you have no brain?"
If you are you,
And that is true
You are stupid to no limits
you head's filled with glue
I might give a compliment
Shipped in a box from clement
Still, I don't lie
You're the stupidest on this continent
I can't deny
Who am I?
Who are you?
I'm the merciless babysitter,
you're the runt of the litter.


No siggy here. La la la la la

I thought I said no signature

Honestly get out

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-07 20:39:25


At 6/7/14 08:09 PM, Nyanic wrote: kwinto, you pants be pissing?

I can't destroy your fame until you get some first
Your thunder charges me, your rain quenches my thirst
Your best line was calling me a communist
You're 14 years old, for shit's sake put a sock in
"If you are you and that is true"
Your Subaru just crashed into
My Bentley, now you're working trying to pay it off
Working babysitting gigs but getting laid off


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-10 13:30:10


At 6/7/14 08:39 PM, Kwing wrote:
At 6/7/14 08:09 PM, Nyanic wrote: kwinto, you pants be pissing?
I can't destroy your fame until you get some first
Your thunder charges me, your rain quenches my thirst
Your best line was calling me a communist
You're 14 years old, for shit's sake put a sock in
"If you are you and that is true"
Your Subaru just crashed into
My Bentley, now you're working trying to pay it off
Working babysitting gigs but getting laid off

I'd never call you a communist
I'd call you common shit
You're NOTHING
so allow me to cross you off my LIST
allow you to ponder this while your mamas sittin on my tip
rollin in a honda bitch
I'm in the Bently
like you want some Grey Poupon with this?

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-10 15:04:36


At 6/10/14 01:30 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I'd never call you a communist

Call me common shit while you rap about condiments
I'm spitting mustard gas, send you packing from my dominance
I don't know what list you put me on but I'm glad you crossed it off
'Cause you're the Tiny Tim of rapping while I'm the Rachmaninoff
So my mom waited for you once, got your tip in her pocket
Who cares that when she takes a seat she's also sitting on it?
At your best you make the weakest flips, you're no match for my diligence
I've got a steel trap mind, you're like a light missing its filament

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-10 16:18:51


At 6/10/14 03:04 PM, Kwing wrote:
Call me common shit while you rap about condiments
I'm spitting mustard gas, send you packing from my dominance
I don't know what list you put me on but I'm glad you crossed it off
'Cause you're the Tiny Tim of rapping while I'm the Rachmaninoff
So my mom waited for you once, got your tip in her pocket
Who cares that when she takes a seat she's also sitting on it?
At your best you make the weakest flips, you're no match for my diligence
I've got a steel trap mind, you're like a light missing its filament

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ux6bmCdD3o

My light will cum with the force of a thousand suns
I stay bright, your source is clouded one
like it's shrouded son, you're down, you're done
Leave you in the dark blacker than obsidian
Silly bitch, my filament is killing it
look at you, your minds on a dimmer switch
for real with this shit, I show you what the dealy is
illuminate more than the eye on the pyramid


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-12 12:45:39


I've got a comment for all of you,
Yes , right, you too
I know you all fling poo
And hide between bars at the zoo
Think I'm gonna *LEELZ*, nu.
Your own backfire
is what you're into
Forgetting you're a liar
Is your eternal glue


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-13 16:24:41


At 6/10/14 04:18 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: My light will cum with the force of a thousand suns
At 6/11/14 09:34 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: A tingle..
At 6/12/14 12:45 PM, Nyanic wrote: I've got a comment for all of you,

Lights out, Clam, those 'bright' flips just burned out
You, Sol and Nyanic make a pretty poor turnout
Sol sounds like a Christmas caroler reduced a holy ghost
Like he'll possess some long-dead ninja to inhabit a bony host
And if I'm a monkey then that makes Nyanic a horse
I'll shoot him dead on my porch then turn him to glue of course
I'm a billion dollar CEO, y'all a bunch of greeters
I put effort in my raps, you roll out shit like a Cleveland Steamer

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-13 22:23:13


At 6/13/14 05:54 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Yeah, I admit, I started rappin' 'cuz I was bored,

I like how you call me a Scuare when he's an undefeated victor
You know that I'm sicker, starting to get the bigger picture
I take the spotlight and the mic, you're off the stage while I'm here rapping
You say you spit for three hours? I'm calling "Pics or it didn't happen"
Invest your mind, heart, soul, whatever, you're still getting banged up
It's a pretty poor decision, I crush all three, make you bankrupt
What's old is hearing this bullshit from you with no hint of rhyme or reason
I dare you to throw one personal punch before I leave you bleeding

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-14 01:42:11


Your just a talking walking collection of thoughts and memories
that fuck with your mind overtime subliminally
no man can limit me cuz I'm full of Energy no Red Bull or Monster
But im a rap monster equipped with 2 rocket launches ready to launch you
I'll eat you for lunch, chomp down on your bones I love the crunch
then drink your blood like it was fruit punch
I know I'm too much
Something like a phantom I'm something you cant fathom
Ego bigger than Manhattan
Your pride ill dismantle
I'm something you cant handle like a 10ton anvil
this not even my best Its just a sample
It's Friday the 13th but no Jason, it's just me no Vorhees; chasing you down the street in my football cleats
Peeping through your window like a creep while you sleep tucked in between your sheets
I'm the nightmare from your dreams that when you awake you refuse to believe
I'm what this thread needs
The realest MC you ever seen on your computer screen
And I'm still the best, so don't be deceived

-Swag_IN_A-Bag


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-14 20:12:45


At 6/14/14 08:04 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
Hell no. You're one of those idiots that asks for an answer in English,
while we speak it, your lyricist badge is revoked.
Also, I don't know you, and vice versa. So stop playin'.
Whack @ss nugguh.

Is that a verse or a rant? I can't tell.


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-14 20:33:59


At 6/14/14 08:04 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Hell no. You're one of those idiots that asks for an answer in English,
while we speak it, your lyricist badge is revoked.
Also, I don't know you, and vice versa. So stop playin'.
Whack @ss nugguh.

Neither of us are foreign, quit playing, this ain't no secret
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
And in case you missed the memo, we don't need no stinking badges
You don't know me but I know you well enough to cause damage
All you do is make shitty sprites and dickride Nintendo titles
You fucking sci-fi fanboy, did Douglas Adams write your bible?
And why do you write crossover fanfic for all your fictitious idols?
The truth is I pegged you for a loser when I first heard your recital

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-15 18:44:03


At 6/15/14 05:24 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Who got the prime wits to rhyme quips
And eyes fit to block your blind hits?
He's sly, quick and stops on dime widths
A wise tip I'll slip from my lips:
It is I, kids. Open your eyelids
When I spit, the bar will rise. Quit
Living this lie which assumes divine gifts
Are yours. They're mine. Switch up your allignment
Emcees that I flick are like ticks
And I'm bit so bad that I itch

Flip the rhyme for I've grown bored
To sleep for poems you reap were sewn snores
I've flown o'er your dome for
You cant reach the peaks that I alone soar

alright, everyone calm down, the negro is here
busting scary rhymes to keep you honkeys in fear
insensitive on the mic, murders, rapes and more
psych naw, i'm OF, this shit ain't horrorcore
my rhymes go over your head, like a spirit, metaphysical
i'm conjuring ghosts on the track, cuz i'm eerie lyrical
you joke rapping homie, i thought your shit was satirical
you still standing up, bruh? goddamn, that's a miracle

my quips are quick like indy whips
i can see through your whack shit
i'm quick like a kickflip
a tip you got for me?
that's a dim lightbulb lit
my bars ascend the coil
your shit, i will foil
they're calling on your soul
for whom the bell tolls
your gift? that's a lie
your ego rising on the sly
i'm done beating this horse
cuz your end is nigh

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-06-23 22:38:38


At 6/15/14 08:29 PM, zyzy wrote: My dick is hard and rugged

Your dick is hard 'cause it's calloused, you should quit jerking your phallus
I rock a spear, you rock a beard, let me point out the imbalance
Zyzy, you can't be a mean guy
You read my mean lines and it's not hard to see why
I don't care that you're gay and I'm not trying to shove
But you need to stop those fantasies, we're making war, not love
So quit the love letters writing "You want AIDS?" in calligraphy
I'll push you in the grave you dug for me, you lack ability

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-07-20 05:59:18


At 6/23/14 10:38 PM, Kwing wrote:

Your to do-list says nothing, more time to dig your own grave then
Slaughtering you and your fams, no more time to save them
Kick em heads in on that American History pavement
White Castle no hassle your parents' hearts I crave them
.

IM REVIVING THIS THREAD I LUV IT

*sigh*

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-07-20 20:05:51


At 7/20/14 05:59 AM, Splats wrote: Your to do-list says nothing, more time to dig your own grave then

If you're so inclined we've got time for a blood orgy
We can play forever and ever even if you're rapping poorly
But slaughtering my family? You make my eyes roll in their sockets
You only crave my parents hearts because you're sad that you're adopted
And the only thing I crave from you is chocolate from your country
Otherwise you're pretty useless, so if I can say it bluntly
Honestly defeating Splats is hardly satisfactory
His name's the same before and after aggravated battery

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