Body Parts Falling Asleep

[Rahmemhotep]

So earlier I was playing Gears of War and after several instances of flatulence I suddenly had to take an urgent crap. I paused the game and got up to quickly run to the bathroom. I then swiftly became aware that my left foot had fallen asleep to an unexpected extent as I had fallen helplessly on the floor. Instead of reaching for my MedicalAlert button, I decided I'd better soldier it all the way to the bathroom on my hands and knees as fast as I could.

When I arrived in the bathroom my foot had gotten enough feeling in it that I was able to stand up and sit my ass on that throne to proceed with what I am known for referring to as, "The worst part of my day."

What sort of things have happened to you when your extremities have fallen asleep?

[Ejit]

At 1/3/14 09:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: What sort of things have happened to you when your extremities have fallen asleep?

wife left me

went to poland

[DeftonesFan665]

I hate waking up and having one of my arms being asleep because I literally have no control of it and have to use my other arm to move it and wake it up. It hasn't happened for a while though.

[Magical-Zorse]

My feet usually fall asleep whilst pooping.

[Rahmemhotep]

At 1/3/14 09:30 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: My feet usually fall asleep whilst pooping.

That's different. Maybe you should bump that This is how I poop thread to show what position you are crapping in.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/3/14 09:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: What sort of things have happened to you when your extremities have fallen asleep?

I noticed, moved them; they tingled and woke up. Nothing particularly dramatic.

[Slint]

At 1/3/14 09:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: MedicalAlert button

What.

[Viper]

At 1/3/14 09:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: What sort of things have happened to you when your extremities have fallen asleep?

Once during gym class I was sitting down before class began and one of my legs fell asleep because I was sitting weird and the feeling didn't come back for awhile so I had to run with my leg like that ._.
Needless to say I almost feel flat on my face more times than I can count.

[Crink]

i was playing a game for a very extended period of time a few months ago where i was sitting with my knees against a desk. like my legs, just below the knee, were being pushed against the desk because i had my feet on my chair

i needed to urinate pretty badly so i popped up off my chair and began to walk to the bathroom but my foot was asleep, dead, literally no feeling such that when i put it on the ground i couldn't feel the floor beneath me. but it was too late for me to realise my feet were dead and it'd be a problem as i was already in the motion of taking another step

my left foot was jammed against the ground at an odd angle, like it was on the left side and not fully planted, and i put all of my weight down. the result was extreme agony for a few seconds as i fell to the ground to stop the pain. i think i almost broke my ankle

[sweet21]

Sitting with my legs crossed usually results in one of my legs falling asleep. I can still use it unlike most people, but it just hurts to stand on.

[dymck1]

My legs never fall asleep to the point where I can't even walk on them for a short distance. I can usually keep standing.

[blindone2]

I was sitting on my hand and it took a good 20 minutes before I could fully use it again

[Rahmemhotep]

At 1/4/14 09:47 AM, Slint wrote:

At 1/3/14 09:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: MedicalAlert button

What.

I gotta wonder if you're the only one who either

A. Noticed this

or

B. Doesn't understand the joke

To explain, on MedicalAlert commercials an elderly woman who has fallen down, presses her MedicalAlert button and yells, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" In this case I'm saying that I could have yelled at my wife, who was sleeping on the couch, to come help me, but decided to just go.

[Slint]

At 1/4/14 09:06 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: To explain, on MedicalAlert commercials an elderly woman who has fallen down, presses her MedicalAlert button and yells, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" In this case I'm saying that I could have yelled at my wife, who was sleeping on the couch, to come help me, but decided to just go.

Ah, I didn't get it. There is no such commercial here so the joke went up and above my head.

[argile]

At 1/3/14 09:59 PM, Addict wrote: you're having a stroke

but not the kind of stroke where you stroke your cat or your penis

no, no

this is more serious. this is the stroke where you lose function in a part of your brain and lose motor & speech skills

yeah, THAT kind of stroke

I believe I had Those sort of strokes since I was a teenager.

[Shauna]

Fell asleep on my arm. Woke up with a big pain in my shoulder and NO feeling at ALL in my arm for 20 minutes. I was fucking frightened >_>