Michael Jackson died 20 years ago!

[blindone2]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

[Chocomilk]

Actually he died almost five years ago, and I think I can just safely say that it's best we move on.

RIP Uncle Phil

[Bit]

The Onion

Nice try.

[Makakaov]

desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove

what a thriller

[MyNameIsMia]

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

[BurningJesus]

At 1/1/14 07:39 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

It was a joke. The onion is just silly bullshit.

[Makakaov]

At 1/1/14 07:39 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

80s were 30 years ago.

[Chocomilk]

At 1/1/14 07:39 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

20 years ago was 1994. Fun fact, that's when Kurt shot himself probably. Michael Jackson was already being called the king of pop by then, so if the onion is right about this then you've got nothing to worry about.

[Manly-Chicken]

The joke is that Michael Jackson 20 years ago was like a totally different person to dead Michael Jackson.

[Manly-Chicken]

Also, that article is 8+ years old.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

I remember the time when the terrorists mistakenly bombed the Pro Bowl and denies responsibility.

[Magical-Zorse]

It's on the onion so that means it has to be 100% true.

[Atlas]

At 1/1/14 07:37 PM, Makakaov wrote: desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove

what a thriller

Joke of the new year.

[Thor]

That was posted in 2005, so it was almost 30 years ago.

[Boomstick]

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

You actually read the onion?

[blindone2]

At 1/2/14 04:21 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

You actually read the onion?

No, I just came across an artical which was on the onion

[JRob]

Shh...the reptilian ovelords are watching...

[Viper]

I feel you would have tricked more people into clicking on the link if you changed the link text.

[mechadude32]

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Not only did the OP send us to an incredibly unreliable source for news, but he neglected to realize that the article was printed in 2005. It would have been 30 years.

[Monocrom]

Maybe he died inside 20 years ago. His physical death was not that long ago though.

[mandog]

Alright, makes sense.

[WeAreSafeAndSound]

goddamn it

[blindone2]

At 1/2/14 01:37 PM, mechadude32 wrote: AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Not only did the OP send us to an incredibly unreliable source for news, but he neglected to realize that the article was printed in 2005. It would have been 30 years.

Wow so funny ahahaaha....

Turd

[SubparTony]

Yeah.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/4/14 03:00 PM, Addict wrote: all internet conspiracies are very plausible and most likely true

Indeed.

[blindone2]

Theres also a documentary in the UK airing soon about this, could very well be true

[holynoah]

The Onion is a comedy news site. It's all fake.

[Andrew-Berry]

The Onion is parody news, bro. It's not real.

But I must say, the article is weird to read now knowing that Michael Jackson passed away for real.

[Conal]

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

The Onion? Either you're really gullible or you think we're really gullible.

[supergandhi64]

i just want to say that the article is wrong & michael jackson died in june 2009 which is 4 years ago & not 20

--supergandhi64