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Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:34:10 Reply

http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:36:27 Reply

Actually he died almost five years ago, and I think I can just safely say that it's best we move on.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:36:56 Reply

The Onion

Nice try.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:37:42 Reply

desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove

what a thriller

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:39:14 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:41:01 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:39 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:
At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow
If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

It was a joke. The onion is just silly bullshit.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:41:37 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:39 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:
At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow
If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

80s were 30 years ago.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 19:43:25 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:39 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:
At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow
If Michael Jackson were to die 20 years ago, he wouldn't be the king of pop.

20 years ago was 1994. Fun fact, that's when Kurt shot himself probably. Michael Jackson was already being called the king of pop by then, so if the onion is right about this then you've got nothing to worry about.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 20:05:20 Reply

The joke is that Michael Jackson 20 years ago was like a totally different person to dead Michael Jackson.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 20:18:09 Reply

Also, that article is 8+ years old.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 20:36:41 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

I remember the time when the terrorists mistakenly bombed the Pro Bowl and denies responsibility.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 21:18:31 Reply

It's on the onion so that means it has to be 100% true.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-01 21:53:30 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:37 PM, Makakaov wrote: desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove

what a thriller

Joke of the new year.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 04:18:47 Reply

That was posted in 2005, so it was almost 30 years ago.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 04:21:42 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

You actually read the onion?


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 10:04:30 Reply

At 1/2/14 04:21 AM, Boomstick wrote:
At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow
You actually read the onion?

No, I just came across an artical which was on the onion


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 12:02:24 Reply

Shh...the reptilian ovelords are watching...


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 12:41:37 Reply

I feel you would have tricked more people into clicking on the link if you changed the link text.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 13:37:44 Reply

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Not only did the OP send us to an incredibly unreliable source for news, but he neglected to realize that the article was printed in 2005. It would have been 30 years.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 13:41:00 Reply

Maybe he died inside 20 years ago. His physical death was not that long ago though.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 13:41:12 Reply

Alright, makes sense.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-02 19:16:42 Reply

goddamn it


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 14:43:09 Reply

At 1/2/14 01:37 PM, mechadude32 wrote: AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Not only did the OP send us to an incredibly unreliable source for news, but he neglected to realize that the article was printed in 2005. It would have been 30 years.

Wow so funny ahahaaha....

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 15:12:17 Reply

Yeah.

Michael Jackson died 20 years ago!


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 15:46:50 Reply

At 1/4/14 03:00 PM, Addict wrote: all internet conspiracies are very plausible and most likely true

Indeed.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 19:00:56 Reply

Theres also a documentary in the UK airing soon about this, could very well be true


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 21:12:52 Reply

The Onion is a comedy news site. It's all fake.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 21:16:50 Reply

The Onion is parody news, bro. It's not real.

But I must say, the article is weird to read now knowing that Michael Jackson passed away for real.

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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-04 21:17:24 Reply

At 1/1/14 07:34 PM, blindone2 wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/

Wow

The Onion? Either you're really gullible or you think we're really gullible.


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Response to Michael Jackson died 20 years ago! 2014-01-05 02:44:18 Reply

i just want to say that the article is wrong & michael jackson died in june 2009 which is 4 years ago & not 20

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