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Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:41:29 Reply

http://nypost.com/2013/05/26/fatkinis-sell-out-in-48-hours/

Men and Women (all four of you) of NG, after this winter, we will see a summer like the US has never seen.

The obesity of Americans has sky-rocketed, and it's statistically affecting Women more than Men. What do we do every summer? Go to the beach. And with the growing number of obese people, fewer and fewer stay at home and now go to the beach.

Obese swim wear has increased in popularity, it's literally selling out.
But it has never been this popular.

Men, the whales are no longer in the water.

tl;dr: Fat bitches gon' be at da beach like we ain't never seen before.

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:44:01 Reply

Man the harpoons!


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:46:54 Reply

Since we're so low in oil, is the U.S going to go back to the whaling industry now?

Oh my god don't kill me but it had to be said.

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:47:23 Reply

i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:51:07 Reply

At 12/31/13 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies

Mo' cushion, Mo' pushing.

Honestly I'm ok with this. I'm more physically attracted to chubby/obese girls anyway.

That's a blessing in this country.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:55:37 Reply

We should start harvesting the fat from obese people and use it to develop new super-efficient fuels


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 01:57:58 Reply

At 12/31/13 01:55 AM, Xenomit wrote: We should start harvesting the fat from obese people and use it to develop new super-efficient fuels

"Nourishment tax", inapplicable at low rates of consumption.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:18:19 Reply

I am so glad I exercise.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:18:40 Reply

Hahah, gross.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:23:46 Reply

Can we please be like Japan and make it illegal to be fat?


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:27:24 Reply

At 12/31/13 02:23 AM, Shauna wrote: Can we please be like Japan and make it illegal to be fat?

Dang, so what we turn everyone who's overweight into Soylent Green then? Do you know how many people would get arrested?


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:29:07 Reply

At 12/31/13 02:23 AM, Shauna wrote: Can we please be like Japan and make it illegal to be fat?

Then how does sumo wrestling exist?


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:33:31 Reply

TW: fat shaming, misandry

Check your privileges!!!


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:35:05 Reply

Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 02:47:55 Reply

At 12/31/13 02:35 AM, BurningJesus wrote: Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

You're forgetting thst america is one of the most laziest countries, hences one of the few reasons we have fatasses/neckbeards.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 03:34:08 Reply

She's still pretty in the face.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 03:36:31 Reply

This needs to be banned for the good of mankind.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 03:57:58 Reply

At 12/31/13 02:47 AM, tsukikomi wrote:
At 12/31/13 02:35 AM, BurningJesus wrote: Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.
You're forgetting thst america is one of the most laziest countries, hences one of the few reasons we have fatasses/neckbeards.

Actually, we aren't lazy
http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eihg45gjhg/20-laziest-countries-in-the-world-4/
Japan and the UK are lazier than us.

Might I remind you that we're the only country in the world that doesn't give paid maternity leave.

http://www.forbes.com/2009/05/28/hardest-working-countries-lifestyle-realestate-hardest-working_slide_4.html
According to Forbes, we're one of the most hardworking countries in the world.

We just have really shitty eating habits and an abundance of shitty foods, thanks in part to bad regulations set by the FDA. France is WAY lazier than us, and they eat really healthy shit, and in much smaller portions.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 04:03:00 Reply

I'm actually very proud of this girl for being confident enough to show herself in a two-piece. That's very cool that at least SOME of us still have some self-esteem.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 13:01:15 Reply

Did you ever see this awesome flash in which the Fatikinis diet was mentioned?

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 13:51:42 Reply

That is quite literally one of the most disgusting pictures I've ever seen. It rivals even the gore and animal abuse threads on /b/.

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 13:57:34 Reply

In it's simplest state, it's just a bikini


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 17:20:37 Reply

At 12/31/13 01:51 AM, exudaz wrote:
At 12/31/13 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies
Mo' cushion, Mo' pushing.

Honestly I'm ok with this. I'm more physically attracted to chubby/obese girls anyway.

That's a blessing in this country.

what in the fuck.
unhealthiness is soo hot omg shadap genes that want the best to reproduce i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 17:23:54 Reply

At 12/31/13 05:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: what in the fuck.
unhealthiness is soo hot omg shadap genes that want the best to reproduce i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 17:23:54 Reply

At 12/31/13 05:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

Yeah, but they can sit on you.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 17:39:04 Reply

At 12/31/13 05:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 12/31/13 01:51 AM, exudaz wrote:
At 12/31/13 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies
Mo' cushion, Mo' pushing.

Honestly I'm ok with this. I'm more physically attracted to chubby/obese girls anyway.

That's a blessing in this country.
what in the fuck.
unhealthiness is soo hot omg shadap genes that want the best to reproduce i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 21:01:14 Reply

At 12/31/13 02:35 AM, BurningJesus wrote: Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

What's funny is that most people wouldn't even have to do half that shit to look decent. I don't think I could get fat even if I tried. Just don't gorge on the shittiest quality food everyday and maybe ride a bike sometimes and you shouldn't become a fatass.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 21:16:52 Reply

Let the fat holocaust commence.


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 21:26:38 Reply

ARGH! THE WHALES!!! THAR SHE BLOWS!!!


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Response to Fatikinis 2013-12-31 21:34:27 Reply

At 12/31/13 01:46 AM, koopahermit wrote: Since we're so low in oil, is the U.S going to go back to the whaling industry now?
Oh my god don't kill me but it had to be said.

This made me lol pretty hard. 9/10 would read again.


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