Fatikinis

[exudaz]

http://nypost.com/2013/05/26/fatkinis-sell-out-in-48-hours/

Men and Women (all four of you) of NG, after this winter, we will see a summer like the US has never seen.

The obesity of Americans has sky-rocketed, and it's statistically affecting Women more than Men. What do we do every summer? Go to the beach. And with the growing number of obese people, fewer and fewer stay at home and now go to the beach.

Obese swim wear has increased in popularity, it's literally selling out.
But it has never been this popular.

Men, the whales are no longer in the water.

tl;dr: Fat bitches gon' be at da beach like we ain't never seen before.

[Grotty]

Man the harpoons!

[koopahermit]

Since we're so low in oil, is the U.S going to go back to the whaling industry now?

Oh my god don't kill me but it had to be said.

[yurgenburgen]

i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies

[exudaz]

At 12/31/13 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies

Mo' cushion, Mo' pushing.

Honestly I'm ok with this. I'm more physically attracted to chubby/obese girls anyway.

That's a blessing in this country.

[Xenomit]

We should start harvesting the fat from obese people and use it to develop new super-efficient fuels

[DM692]

At 12/31/13 01:55 AM, Xenomit wrote: We should start harvesting the fat from obese people and use it to develop new super-efficient fuels

"Nourishment tax", inapplicable at low rates of consumption.

[NuclearInfected]

I am so glad I exercise.

[Grub-Xer0]

Hahah, gross.

[Shauna]

Can we please be like Japan and make it illegal to be fat?

[Boomstick]

At 12/31/13 02:23 AM, Shauna wrote: Can we please be like Japan and make it illegal to be fat?

Dang, so what we turn everyone who's overweight into Soylent Green then? Do you know how many people would get arrested?

[NuclearInfected]

At 12/31/13 02:23 AM, Shauna wrote: Can we please be like Japan and make it illegal to be fat?

Then how does sumo wrestling exist?

[Gumburd]

TW: fat shaming, misandry

Check your privileges!!!

[BurningJesus]

Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 12/31/13 02:35 AM, BurningJesus wrote: Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

You're forgetting thst america is one of the most laziest countries, hences one of the few reasons we have fatasses/neckbeards.

[CiviLies]

She's still pretty in the face.

[JRob]

This needs to be banned for the good of mankind.

[exudaz]

At 12/31/13 02:47 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 12/31/13 02:35 AM, BurningJesus wrote: Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

You're forgetting thst america is one of the most laziest countries, hences one of the few reasons we have fatasses/neckbeards.

Actually, we aren't lazy
http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eihg45gjhg/20-laziest-countries-in-the-world-4/
Japan and the UK are lazier than us.

Might I remind you that we're the only country in the world that doesn't give paid maternity leave.

http://www.forbes.com/2009/05/28/hardest-working-countries-lifestyle-realestate-hardest-working_slide_4.html
According to Forbes, we're one of the most hardworking countries in the world.

We just have really shitty eating habits and an abundance of shitty foods, thanks in part to bad regulations set by the FDA. France is WAY lazier than us, and they eat really healthy shit, and in much smaller portions.

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

I'm actually very proud of this girl for being confident enough to show herself in a two-piece. That's very cool that at least SOME of us still have some self-esteem.

[Conal]

Did you ever see this awesome flash in which the Fatikinis diet was mentioned?

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[Sword-of-Kings]

That is quite literally one of the most disgusting pictures I've ever seen. It rivals even the gore and animal abuse threads on /b/.

[HolidayJester]

In it's simplest state, it's just a bikini

[Sensationalism]

At 12/31/13 01:51 AM, exudaz wrote:

At 12/31/13 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies

Mo' cushion, Mo' pushing.

Honestly I'm ok with this. I'm more physically attracted to chubby/obese girls anyway.

That's a blessing in this country.

what in the fuck.
unhealthiness is soo hot omg shadap genes that want the best to reproduce i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

[DM692]

At 12/31/13 05:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: what in the fuck.
unhealthiness is soo hot omg shadap genes that want the best to reproduce i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

u jelly

[koopahermit]

At 12/31/13 05:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

Yeah, but they can sit on you.

[exudaz]

At 12/31/13 05:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 12/31/13 01:51 AM, exudaz wrote:

At 12/31/13 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i wanna snuffle my face up in dem blobbies

Mo' cushion, Mo' pushing.

Honestly I'm ok with this. I'm more physically attracted to chubby/obese girls anyway.

That's a blessing in this country.

what in the fuck.
unhealthiness is soo hot omg shadap genes that want the best to reproduce i only like those who can't run away when i yell SURPRISE SEX!!

http://bcbeccabae.tumblr.com/
This is the second hottest girl I've ever seen in my life. Fucking gorgeous in my opinion.
In my eyes, this is the perfect image of beauty. It's a pretty unpopular vision of beauty, but it's mine for whatever reason.

If you think that's gross, you would have a heart attack when you see my hentai folder.

[Stretchysumo]

At 12/31/13 02:35 AM, BurningJesus wrote: Imagine how good people would look if they ate healthy and exercised. It's not difficult. Eat rice based meals, substitute beef and pork for chicken and fish, and stop going to fucking McDonalds.

Also walk 3 miles a day and work up to running it.

It's not hard people.

What's funny is that most people wouldn't even have to do half that shit to look decent. I don't think I could get fat even if I tried. Just don't gorge on the shittiest quality food everyday and maybe ride a bike sometimes and you shouldn't become a fatass.

[Piggler]

Let the fat holocaust commence.

[MyNameIsMia]

ARGH! THE WHALES!!! THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

[Light]

At 12/31/13 01:46 AM, koopahermit wrote: Since we're so low in oil, is the U.S going to go back to the whaling industry now?

Oh my god don't kill me but it had to be said.

This made me lol pretty hard. 9/10 would read again.