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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 00:28:40 Reply

I'd just walk away. I don't know Hebrew.

Well... I might also beat him up, shave him, and sell his beard on Ebay.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 00:47:09 Reply

"Is heaven nice and comfortable?"

Just chillin' like always.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 01:21:46 Reply

At 12/29/13 07:51 PM, darkjam wrote: What is love?

Goddammit you beat me to it

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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 02:49:19 Reply

Hola

You just met Jesus

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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 04:21:32 Reply

Bow before the son of Odin, false god.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 04:58:52 Reply

"Good, you got across the border safelike. Now, hurry up and shit the yeyo out, mang."

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Response to You just met Jesus 2013-12-30 05:10:04 Reply

At 12/29/13 02:32 PM, Wegra wrote: What do you say to him?

Nothing -- I'd probably just tear up, because my struggles, and everything else, come to light, but there He will be, giving me comfort.

Or if I happen to be in a state of grace, I'd need no words to say either -- I'll come dancing, and run into His arms, and let Him embrace me.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 02:01:50 Reply

At 12/30/13 02:49 AM, zag wrote: Hola

Jesus likes to mow my lawn. But I also let him sell me oranges sometimes too

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 02:49:12 Reply

Hey um... can I borrow your powers for the day?

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 11:28:25 Reply

"Who spiked my drink and what with? I'm gonna go lie down and await the story tomorrow of me talking to a hangar with a robe on it."

At 1/1/14 02:01 AM, Boomstick wrote: But I also let him sell me oranges sometimes too

No, that's Jose.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 11:31:31 Reply

Your fanbase is terrible.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 18:01:26 Reply

I'd ask jesus why SIDS exists. Maybe jesus just hates babies.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 19:29:24 Reply

"Dude, we need to reactivate your cult. With Your charisma and my brains we'll conquer the world!"

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 19:41:22 Reply

At 12/29/13 02:32 PM, Wegra wrote: What do you say to him?

"Please give me the powers of Spiderman!!"

I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 19:51:13 Reply

now I know why I don't come on newgrounds anymore

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Response to You just met Jesus 2014-01-01 19:57:17 Reply

Why is it ME who's meeting him? There are others who are more deserving and who actually BELIEVE in what he says. Maybe i'm just gonna be the greatest person ever in the future and he needs me to see that. In that case I'd make him show me my future and if I don't like it I'm gonna fuck it up real bad, and it'll probably end with me like dying in a volcano while Jesus looks down on me and says "You were the chosen one! You were supposed to save the world, not destroy it!" and I grow my hair out long and whine a lot.