Plant Virus

[Entice]

What if there is a secret gov't department working on an airborne supervirus that kills cannabis plants? Think about it- undercover cops could distribute infected plants and seeds all across the US.

Months... or years later every outdoor hemp and cannabis plant in the nation could be in danger! Indoor grows would be a lot harder to infect but who knows I'm not a scientist

What if weed went extinct?

[koopahermit]

PotHeadParadise would go ape shit on general.

[Metraff]

I clicked on this thread thinking I would make a joke about how marijuana is a virus plant

Until I saw that's what the thread's actually about

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 02:30 AM, Metraff wrote: I clicked on this thread thinking I would make a joke about how marijuana is a virus plant

Until I saw that's what the thread's actually about

no that's not what it's about can't you read

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

Meth labs would isolate the toxin and turn it into a new kind of drug, turning everyone who smoked weed and nothing else, into hardcore meth addicts.

So basically, people would get FUCKED UP.

[Metraff]

At 12/24/13 02:36 AM, Entice wrote:

At 12/24/13 02:30 AM, Metraff wrote: I clicked on this thread thinking I would make a joke about how marijuana is a virus plant

Until I saw that's what the thread's actually about

no that's not what it's about can't you read

Oops, skimmed.

Like if they put a bunch of dangerous shit into it, so everything thinks it's a terrible thing. They did that during prohibition.

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 02:36 AM, UncleCubone wrote: Meth labs would isolate the toxin and turn it into a new kind of drug, turning everyone who smoked weed and nothing else, into hardcore meth addicts.

So let me get this str8 you would isolate the "toxin" aka a VIRUS that affects a PLANT, somehow turn that into a drug and it would somehow get people hooked on meth

wtfIdonteven get these plebs out of my thread my lord

[Boomstick]

At 12/24/13 02:27 AM, Entice wrote:

What if weed went extinct?

I'm sure most pot heads wouldn't mind, until they realize they can't get their fix. Then they'd get super serious and start rallying and protesting like never before, due to their lack of productivity. This event will cause a chain reaction of potentially calm people in the US to flip their shit and doom us all to the inevitable end, by Obama pressing the Button

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 02:45 AM, Boomstick wrote: I'm sure most pot heads wouldn't mind, until they realize they can't get their fix. Then they'd get super serious and start rallying and protesting like never before, due to their lack of productivity. This event will cause a chain reaction of potentially calm people in the US to flip their shit and doom us all to the inevitable end, by Obama pressing the Button

I would probably start shooting police officers and try to blow up the white house if this ever happened

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

At 12/24/13 02:42 AM, Entice wrote:

So let me get this str8 you would isolate the "toxin" aka a VIRUS that affects a PLANT, somehow turn that into a drug and it would somehow get people hooked on meth

wtfIdonteven get these plebs out of my thread my lord

No, no, no. Excuse my lack of clarity. People would extract the virus, find a 'cure' or 'counter' to it, and genetically insert the said 'cure' or 'counter' into a pot plant. They would then sell the plant as is. BAM. Instant rebound. And since only drug manufacturers and meth labs would be able to pull that shit off, they would obviously pass some more hardcore shit onto their consumers.

[koopahermit]

On April 20th, the pot heads will rally together and start a revolution. There will be no survivors.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

That would be the day! No govt agency can stop the God given kush from seeping through the depths of the earth's soil

[Light]

I'm fairly certain that THC can be synthesized, so it's not like we actually need marijuana plants to obtain that high that so many of us have enjoyed in the past.

I'd be pretty sad if what you described happened, though.

[Chocomilk]

Does anybody even give a shit about weed anymore? It's gonna get legalized in like two minutes according to my calculations so don't even continue to worry about it.

[DualZodiac]

At 12/24/13 02:27 AM, Entice wrote: What if there is a secret gov't department working on an airborne supervirus that kills cannabis plants? Think about it- undercover cops could distribute infected plants and seeds all across the US.

Months... or years later every outdoor hemp and cannabis plant in the nation could be in danger! Indoor grows would be a lot harder to infect but who knows I'm not a scientist

What if weed went extinct?

That will never happen. There are a few reasons for this:

The government makes a lot of money off of weed. Indirectly, the government gets alot of the illegal weed transactons back through other ways, like drug dealers buying cars, houses, clubs, etc.

The government sells weed themselves. Medicinal marijuana is becoming a larger and larger industry, and they make a good bit of coin off it.

The virus wuld likey kill other plants. If that were to happen on a large scale, say to certain trees, it would cause irreperable devastation to the ecosystem.

So rest assured, young smokey, this isn't something you should be concerned about.

~DZ

[penis-plant]

they could if they were that organized, but the us government is full of incompetent bastards. its a miracle they can dress themselves.

[Shauna]

Gee Bob, let's destroy all the drugs out there we worked so hard to put out there in the first place.

Do you really think any drug was put out there by accident? There are reasons you will never understand. Money, public welfare, the need for Death.

Government puts out drug

People copy it and sell it for high amounts of money

Government call it unworthy and deadly. Make it illegal.

This promotes people wanting it more because it's 'rare' and 'illegal' to own.

Cop shows up at your door/car for possession. Fine the shit out of you.

City makes money.

People have 'jobs'

People overdose and die.

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 04:45 PM, Shauna wrote: bullshit

lol, thanks for making my night

[PotHeadParadise]

At 12/24/13 02:27 AM, Entice wrote: What if weed went extinct?

stop fucking talking like that bro

[Viper]

At 12/24/13 02:27 AM, Entice wrote: What if weed went extinct?

It wouldn't really effect me that much.
But if it DID happen then one of my favorite stores would still be open now.
The owners of the store were busted selling pot in the back of the store and it in turn got shut down.
That place was fucking AWESOME! They sold guitars, CDs, vinyls, bikes, games, random stuff, swords, and really anything you could think of. Now I honestly have no idea whats going to happen to all of that ._.

[DM692]

At 12/24/13 07:38 PM, Viper50 wrote: They sold guitars, CDs, vinyls, bikes, games, random stuff, swords, and really anything you could think of.

Haha, sounds like the kind of place that would get shut down for selling pot out of the back.

[Shauna]

At 12/24/13 07:26 PM, Entice wrote:

At 12/24/13 04:45 PM, Shauna wrote: bullshit

lol, thanks for making my night

If you think I'm wrong, you're a bigger retard than I have ever imagined.

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 07:46 PM, Shauna wrote: If you think I'm wrong, you're a bigger retard than I have ever imagined.

If I don't think that the gov't created weed so that people would OD on it I'm a retard?

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 04:45 PM, Shauna wrote: Do you really think any drug was put out there by accident?

...and to answer your question, the drugs are there because they sell, it's quick easy money, and people love them. Always have. If you really think it's a government money-making conspiracy then you should look up exactly how much the war on drugs costs.

[Viper]

At 12/24/13 07:41 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 12/24/13 07:38 PM, Viper50 wrote: They sold guitars, CDs, vinyls, bikes, games, random stuff, swords, and really anything you could think of.

Haha, sounds like the kind of place that would get shut down for selling pot out of the back.

Yeah haha. The owners had a habit of burning incense and playing a ton of Grateful Dead while the store was open.
It still was a pretty awesome store.

[Xenomit]

The world would be a bit more productive

[Shauna]

At 12/24/13 07:57 PM, Entice wrote:

...and to answer your question, the drugs are there because they sell, it's quick easy money, and people love them. Always have. If you really think it's a government money-making conspiracy then you should look up exactly how much the war on drugs costs.

Holy fuck dude. Really. How are you allowed to make threads still?

[kazumazkan]

yes

[Entice]

At 12/24/13 08:26 PM, Shauna wrote: Holy fuck dude. Really. How are you allowed to make threads still?

Whatever, believe what you want

[Slint]

At 12/24/13 02:27 AM, Entice wrote: What if weed went extinct?

Life uh uh finds a way...