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bearcuddlerme
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Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:36:44 Reply

We have secrets of our own, and sometimes we can't tell it to our friends or families.

Share it here.

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:39:08 Reply

This thread makes me very uncomfortable because as soon as I read the OP my brain started reeling every secret I've had over my somewhat otherwise tedious life.

Very uncomfortable.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:40:04 Reply

i really like old school V&R planning pornos

i have a bunch on vhs (and a few on laserdisc)


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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:42:18 Reply

I wet the bed 'til I was like 7, and couldn't tie my shoes 'til 9.


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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:43:12 Reply

At 12/24/13 12:39 AM, Gagsy wrote: This thread makes me very uncomfortable because as soon as I read the OP my brain started reeling every secret I've had over my somewhat otherwise tedious life.

Very uncomfortable.

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It's up to you, you know :) Just a simple secret that will not embarrass you. And it's up to you if you want to share it or not. I'm not trying to persuade you or something. :)

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:48:32 Reply

I FUCKED A PIGEON WHILE HIS WHOLE FAMILY WATCHED

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:57:07 Reply

I once burst into tears during a class because I didn't know how to read analogue clocks.

I also once wrote an adult story for my at the time girlfriend, which so embarrassed me upon discovering it again years after we'd broken up that I had to burn it.

"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 00:59:02 Reply

I used to have anger management issues until I was 12.


Stay calm and Rock on-TheRockMan.

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:01:30 Reply

I used Myspace for years after it wasn't cool anymore.


I just decided that I need a signature.

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:02:36 Reply

It took me like a year to learn how to go down stairs when I was a toddler ._.
And my legs still get a little shaky while I walk down stairs.

and I'm TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD!

Thats the only secret for you.


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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:02:55 Reply

Nobody ever taught me how to ride a bike

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:13:15 Reply

I had to sleep in my parents bed until I was 12 and I couldn't tie my shoes until I was 13.


Jah Bless.......

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:24:56 Reply

When I was around 9 I used to walk on the cover of my pool when it froze over in the Winter.

I was a Gangsta when I was younger, obviously.

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:32:51 Reply

I couldn't tie my shoes until I was eleven.


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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:35:13 Reply

Fat chicks are hot.

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:42:54 Reply

At 12/24/13 12:39 AM, Gagsy wrote: This thread makes me very uncomfortable because as soon as I read the OP my brain started reeling every secret I've had over my somewhat otherwise tedious life.

Very uncomfortable.

,..same

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 01:44:38 Reply

I can neither swim nor ride a bike.
I think I have some slight nerve damage in one of my knees because parts of it go numb at times.
I used to take the bread ties off of loaves of bread and set them on fire when I was younger.
It is physically impossible for me to smash a glass bottle in any situation.
I genuinely like Star Wars Episodes I & III but have yet to see II.
I used to have a cassette of All Eyez On Me before my sister gave it to a friend of hers who in turn lost it.
I cry every time I watch My Dog Skip. Even though I know how it's going to end and keep telling myself I wont, I still do it ._.

yeah i lied in my last post. big whoop. wanna fight about it?

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 03:01:14 Reply

I get crushes on people from the Internet from time to time. It's dumb, I know.


[ You aren't fluent ] .:∴…

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 03:02:43 Reply

I lied to my parents about where I was, because I was participating in one of the biggest rival gang fights in school.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-24 03:03:50 Reply

I raped your cat

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:13:37 Reply

At 12/24/13 03:01 AM, 24901miles wrote: I get crushes on people from the Internet from time to time. It's dumb, I know.

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haha. It's okay :) I read your post in the forum on Dirty Little Secret XD

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:19:14 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:13 AM, bearcuddlerme wrote:
At 12/24/13 03:01 AM, 24901miles wrote: I get crushes on people from the Internet from time to time. It's dumb, I know.
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haha. It's okay :) I read your post in the forum on Dirty Little Secret XD

xDDDDDDd so kAWIII zDDDDDDDDDDDD

Dirty Little Secret


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:20:52 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:19 AM, Sevkat wrote:
At 12/25/13 07:13 AM, bearcuddlerme wrote:
At 12/24/13 03:01 AM, 24901miles wrote: I get crushes on people from the Internet from time to time. It's dumb, I know.
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haha. It's okay :) I read your post in the forum on Dirty Little Secret XD
xDDDDDDd so kAWIII zDDDDDDDDDDDD

Dirty Little Secret


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:22:15 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:20 AM, Boomstick wrote:
At 12/25/13 07:19 AM, Sevkat wrote:
At 12/25/13 07:13 AM, bearcuddlerme wrote:
At 12/24/13 03:01 AM, 24901miles wrote: I get crushes on people from the Internet from time to time. It's dumb, I know.
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haha. It's okay :) I read your post in the forum on Dirty Little Secret XD
xDDDDDDd so kAWIII zDDDDDDDDDDDD

>patronizes grand master sevkat
no go playa
haven't you learn to paly by da rukes?

Dirty Little Secret


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:23:52 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:22 AM, Sevkat wrote:
>patronizes grand master sevkat
no go playa
haven't you learn to paly by da rukes?

Dirty Little Secret


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:25:31 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:23 AM, Boomstick wrote:
At 12/25/13 07:22 AM, Sevkat wrote:
>patronizes grand master sevkat
no go playa
haven't you learn to paly by da rukes?

oh look i kno how to blanktext look at me i am so cool holy fuck
get out
srsly
try harder boomstick

but srsly ily homie

Dirty Little Secret


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:26:56 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:25 AM, Sevkat wrote: srsly
try harder boomstick
but srsly ily homie

Dirty Little Secret


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Dirty Little Secret 2013-12-25 07:28:16 Reply

At 12/25/13 07:26 AM, Boomstick wrote:
At 12/25/13 07:25 AM, Sevkat wrote: srsly
try harder boomstick
but srsly ily homie

ohhhstop
you're flattering me

Dirty Little Secret


just roll with it nerd

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