Be a Supporter!

Whatsit like to have sex with Santa

  • 163 Views
  • 11 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
« Return to General Forum Forum Index
Wegra
Wegra
  • Member since: Feb. 21, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 46
Movie Buff
Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:29:21 Reply

Just wondering what the sex would be like. What do you think?

I have a penis

BBS Signature
Letiger
Letiger
  • Member since: Aug. 6, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Melancholy
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:29:55 Reply
At 12/23/13 11:29 PM, Wegra wrote: Just wondering what the sex would be like. What do you think?

Since I like being on bottom, he'd probably crush me with his massive body weight.

BBS Signature
Xenomit
Xenomit
  • Member since: Jul. 13, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Audiophile
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:30:02 Reply

Like being smothered by a fat guy

TAB
WINNER OF NGBBS ATTENTION WHORE 3 YEARS CONSECUTIVE. FUCK WITH ME.

BBS Signature
DarkMatter
DarkMatter
  • Member since: Sep. 12, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Animator
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:31:53 Reply

Like taking a prison shower.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT DUDE WITH THE RED HAT BROWN TRENCH COAT AND SHOTGUN?!?! I miss the old ASSASSIN days. Click Me

BBS Signature
NekoMika
NekoMika
  • Member since: Jul. 19, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 45
Musician
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:35:41 Reply

Possibly being crushed by a fat man, also dealing with someone laughing the whole time for whatever reason.

Request Reviews // #9 Reviewer // #3 Audio Reviewer

BBS Signature
HarryFeltersnach
HarryFeltersnach
  • Member since: Nov. 27, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Musician
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:39:00 Reply
At 12/23/13 11:29 PM, Wegra wrote: Just wondering what the sex would be like. What do you think?

maybe you should ask your mom!

Whatsit like to have sex with Santa

SEE YOU IN HELL, MOTHERFUCKERS!

BBS Signature
Head-Full-Of-Acid
Head-Full-Of-Acid
  • Member since: Aug. 26, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 20
Musician
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:40:33 Reply

cookies and milk nigguh

 

BBS Signature
Neenja-SkLz
Neenja-SkLz
  • Member since: Jan. 8, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Movie Buff
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:47:58 Reply

ho ho ho ho baby ride that sleigh ho yeah

BBS Signature
Metraff
Metraff
  • Member since: Sep. 2, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Voice Actor
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-23 23:55:11 Reply

I dunno why don't you climb up on that big ol' sack and find out

@metraff @NG_Artists Support Newgrounds
"Metraff I'm going to fuck you." - Sodamachine

Painbringer
Painbringer
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 60
Animator
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-24 00:23:27 Reply

An old fat man with pubes so snowy white.

The Ultimate User Ranking List
NG's Biggest Birthday List, EVER!
Pre-2007 Level Calculator (Updates itself too!)

BBS Signature
Grotty
Grotty
  • Member since: Oct. 16, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Writer
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-24 00:45:55 Reply

I hear he's very giving.

Protect the Muska.

Trambamboline
Trambamboline
  • Member since: Dec. 18, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 19
Gamer
Response to Whatsit like to have sex with Santa 2013-12-24 00:51:28 Reply

Brief. He's gotta hit all the other houses in the world as well, he ain't sticking around to cuddle.

"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

BBS Signature