Things That Should Change

[Magnumike]

In this ever increasingly common world, one is left to wonder what it would be like if one's dreams of having ordinary things become different would come true so that things would not be so boring and predictable.
I this thread, I want all of you out there in this ever increasingly common world to list things that you would like to be different.

Here are the things that I want to be different.

Kittens should hatch out of eggs instead of being born
Growing facial hair to be a voluntary action
Beach balls to be outlawed
Flying fish should have feathers so they can actually fly
The DMV should an arcade and a pizza parlor in the waiting area
There should be an organization that protects the rights of empty space at least a googol lightyears away from earth
Someone should sell chocolate covered meatballs
Hybrid vehicles for chimpanzees
Someone should invent handcuffs for mice
There should be an organization that regulates testicle squeezing

[Satan]

Your ideas are terrible, OP, and you should feel terrible.

[Magnumike]

At 12/23/13 04:50 PM, Satan wrote: Your ideas are terrible, OP, and you should feel terrible.

It was a joke, can't you even tell?

[Satan]

At 12/23/13 04:53 PM, Magnumike wrote:

At 12/23/13 04:50 PM, Satan wrote: Your ideas are terrible, OP, and you should feel terrible.

It was a joke, can't you even tell?

In that case, your threads are terrible, and you should feel terrible.

Better?

[Chdonga]

The word "New" should be filtered to "Best". For example, I live in Best York. I like to talk about cocks on Bestgrounds. I'm going to start a cult and form a Best World Order.

[Magnumike]

Yo, stop being a schmuck, I've got more street rap than you, bitch.

[mechadude32]

Robots should fart rainbows...

[Hidden-Maverick]

What is this nonsense?

[Entice]

Rape and murder should be legal, and it should be mandatory to OD on heroine every day and die

[CiviLies]

At 12/23/13 04:50 PM, Satan wrote: Your ideas are terrible, OP, and you should feel terrible.

2nded

[Xenomit]

I should get some new reaction pics

[Xenomit]

At 12/23/13 10:42 PM, Xenomit wrote: I should get some new reaction pics

Sorry, I mean I should get some best reaction pics

[Viper]

At 12/23/13 04:45 PM, Magnumike wrote: Kittens should hatch out of eggs instead of being born

Wait...wouldn't they still be born? That sentence makes no sense.

Growing facial hair to be a voluntary action

It isn't already?

Someone should sell chocolate covered meatballs

I have this weird feeling that they're already a thing.
Also looking on Google for that^ led me to finding a recipe for some "Meatball Cookies" that I want to try out.

[The-Great-One]

At 12/23/13 04:45 PM, Magnumike wrote: The DMV should an arcade and a pizza parlor in the waiting area

Something we need.

There should be an organization that regulates testicle squeezing

Something we don't need, but would be appreciated. We would need an organization that regulates breast squeezing as well.