How do I know she's cheating on me?

[TheRedRocks]

I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me, she has been very distant lately and every time I'm even five feet away from her self phone she freaks the fuck out and snatches it up. Can anybody maybe give me a good way of finding out?

[Sekhem]

ask her straight up

pussy

[PyroGreg]

Grab her phone before she can, even if that includes murdering her...

[SteelChair]

beat her ass then check her phone

[Prinzy2]

Trust your gut and just dump the slut.

[null556]

Install a tracking chip in your girlfriend and every other man within a 25-mile radius. On the display, make her dot come up red and the mens' dot come up blue. When you see purple, you've got the bitch.

[venturequestlord]

At 12/20/13 02:10 AM, TheRedRocks wrote: I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me, she has been very distant lately and every time I'm even five feet away from her self phone she freaks the fuck out and snatches it up. Can anybody maybe give me a good way of finding out?

She is 100% cheating. There is no way anyone would behave like that unless they have deep dark secrets in her mobile. If you go straight up to her, she'll probably delete the pictures/messages and stuff. She is probably your Girlfriend for free-loading at your house or some other reason.

I'd say dump her and find someone decent (And Remember True Men Never Go Back On Their Decisions). If you stand up for yourself in honest and integrity other people will respect you.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 12/20/13 02:40 AM, null556 wrote: Install a tracking chip in your girlfriend and every other man within a 25-mile radius. On the display, make her dot come up red and the mens' dot come up blue. When you see purple, you've got the bitch.

You've got her! She was sitting next to a guy on the bus again! Un-fucking-believable.

[Proph]

It really sounds like she's cheating on you, sorry bud.

I've never heard of a girl so desperate to keep her phone away from her boyfriend unless they were cheating on him, or in the process of talking to the guy they plan to cheat with.

That alone would lead me to think she was cheating, pile on the fact that she's being distant... sorry dude.

I'd say it's a 90% chance she is. Find a nice girl that isn't a whore.

[venturequestlord]

At 12/20/13 02:47 AM, Proph wrote: It really sounds like she's cheating on you, sorry bud.

I've never heard of a girl so desperate to keep her phone away from her boyfriend unless they were cheating on him, or in the process of talking to the guy they plan to cheat with.

That alone would lead me to think she was cheating, pile on the fact that she's being distant... sorry dude.

I'd say it's a 90% chance she is. Find a nice girl that isn't a whore.

^ Yeah what he said. I also would advise you to run her over with your car, since she has been wasting your time for so many years that you could have used to find a decent girl. Since the world already has enough cheats.

[Sevkat]

if there's cum in her vagina and you didn't put it there

[JensJensen]

At 12/20/13 03:01 AM, Sevkat wrote: if there's cum in her vagina and you didn't put it there

realtalk niqqa

[venturequestlord]

At 12/20/13 03:01 AM, Sevkat wrote: if there's cum in her vagina and you didn't put it there

^ LOL xD.

P.S. Sevkat, Your banner scares me...

[Sevkat]

At 12/20/13 03:02 AM, venturequestlord wrote: P.S. Sevkat, Your banner scares me...

you mean my SIGNATURE?
you got a problem with the best album of the year, loser?

[Minion777]

Shove your face in her crotch and sniff around her snatch for baby batter.

[venturequestlord]

At 12/20/13 03:03 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 12/20/13 03:02 AM, venturequestlord wrote: P.S. Sevkat, Your banner scares me...

you mean my SIGNATURE?
you got a problem with the best album of the year, loser?

No, No! I did not mean it in an offensive manner (I hope your not offended). I just cant explain it.., although i'm sure other people will agree.

[xnaut0]

if you think she is then she probably is.

[Sevkat]

At 12/20/13 03:07 AM, venturequestlord wrote: I just cant explain it.., although i'm sure other people will agree.

btw if you're too stupid to understand what it is, it's the album cover from this album

[Boomstick]

And you're too scared to confront her and complain on a forum. You totally don't deserve her.

[DarkMatter]

while she's not looking, shove a pillowcase on her head, then steal her phone and run into the bathroom like a little bitch.

[Lagerkapo]

At 12/20/13 02:45 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 12/20/13 02:40 AM, null556 wrote: Install a tracking chip in your girlfriend and every other man within a 25-mile radius. On the display, make her dot come up red and the mens' dot come up blue. When you see purple, you've got the bitch.

You've got her! She was sitting next to a guy on the bus again! Un-fucking-believable.

I am not unimpressed by the subtle figmentumalism with which you have simultaneously sarcastically and genuinely bequeathed that information,

[LemonCrush]

Well, when my ex cheated on me, she also did the phone snatching/hiding thing...just saying

[Sevkat]

At 12/20/13 03:18 AM, IdiLogicSavant wrote:

At 12/20/13 03:09 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 12/20/13 03:07 AM, venturequestlord wrote: I just cant explain it.., although i'm sure other people will agree.

btw if you're too stupid to understand what it is, it's the album cover from this album

It's still creepy.

you have poor taste

[Sekhem]

At 12/20/13 02:59 AM, IdiLogicSavant wrote:

At 12/20/13 02:11 AM, Sekhem wrote: ask her straight up

pussy

Shittiest advice ever. She'll lie about it, and get rid of anything on the phone

girls aren't very good liars

if you can't tell she's a liar, then you're just bad at reading social cues

[LiquidFire]

Hire a private detective.

[Xenomit]

At 12/20/13 03:35 AM, Sekhem wrote: girls aren't very good liars

You're among one of the worst users on this site

[Sekhem]

At 12/20/13 03:42 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 12/20/13 03:35 AM, Sekhem wrote: girls aren't very good liars

You're among one of the worst users on this site

i'm among one?

[Xenomit]

At 12/20/13 04:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: i'm among one?

*Some

But still, fuck you, you're racist, misogynistic, homophobic, everything terrible that a person can be

[NeonSpider]

Dump her and don't look back. Don't even give her another chance.

Even if she's not cheating on you she's not being honest with you so you can't trust her. It's really the only absolute dealbreaker I'd say.

It's funny because you could be the most accepting partner on the planet, and she'd still hide stuff from you that you would have been okay with had she told you about. Some girls are like that.

My one and only one rule is never lie to me. I am very clear about this from the start. Lie to anyone else, but not me. If she breaks that rule, dump her immediately.

[Sekhem]

At 12/20/13 05:05 AM, IdiLogicSavant wrote: Maybe your mother isn't. just because the one and only women in your life isn't that doesn't mean all girls are.

you sound very offended

were you born a woman or some shit

idiot