Christmas Spirit! Or not.

[Norwind1986]

Ready for this? Huh? Are you?!

'Twas like, six nights before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse!
Stockings aren't hung by the chimney, since we don't have one
I mean, we live in Phoenix; it's a desert, like an oven

My fiance and I were nestled all snug in our bed
While visions of sugar-plums danced in our heads
We'll say she was in her kerchief, and I in my cap
Alas it was time for work, so I awoke from my nap

Threw on my pants, my boots, shirt and jacket
Tried to stay quiet and not cause a racket
Into the night I strode, gazing at the stars above
Shining brilliantly in the sky, hosts of Christmas love

Then I got to my car. And found the rear window busted out and glass and shit all over my seat.
They didn't steal anything.
But I get to pay for it now.
Sometimes, people suck.

That was last night. True story.

Merry Christmas!

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

I can definitely appreciate this little piece of poetry.

Very amusing, and you kept up the rhyme scheme, too! It's quite good!