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fuck my current stats and fuck my future self

he's probably richer than hell and a selfish prick

At 12/15/13 03:16 PM, Sekhem wrote: fuck my current stats and fuck my future self

he's probably richer than hell and a selfish prick

he's probably banned for racism

--supergandhi64

At 12/15/13 03:18 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 12/15/13 03:16 PM, Sekhem wrote: fuck my current stats and fuck my future self

he's probably richer than hell and a selfish prick

he's probably banned for racism

--supergandhi64

i can't be banned in the future

obama's gonna make it national law for me

At 12/15/13 03:15 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

also, no Time Capsule opening this year since I didn't make one last year due to technical difficulties that suddenly came up

How hard is it to screenshot everything, and put it in a zip, and upload it?
P. INCOMPETENT BRO

I will leave myself a message.

Atlas, listen to me! I'm you from the past! Hopefully the future me/the present you still enjoys Newgrounds as much as past you/present me do. Also get a girlfriend dude. That is all I hope for.

At 12/15/13 03:18 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 12/15/13 03:16 PM, Sekhem wrote: fuck my current stats and fuck my future self

he's probably richer than hell and a selfish prick

he's probably banned for racism

--supergandhi64

Ironically, you might be too, you never know lol

-Mechadude32

At 12/15/13 04:09 PM, Atlas wrote: Also get a girlfriend dude. That is all I hope for.

lol

At 12/15/13 03:18 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 12/15/13 03:16 PM, Sekhem wrote: fuck my current stats and fuck my future self

he's probably richer than hell and a selfish prick

he's probably banned for racism

--supergandhi64

you'll probably be banned for continuing to sign your shitty posts

At 12/15/13 06:44 PM, Lepy wrote: Why are you still on Newgrounds, future me? You're too old. Get off now.

that's how i felt probably four or five years ago

Don't get that tattoo future me. Don't you fucking do it!

okay, i'll write a letter to myself. for records purposes, my current post count is 2,233 (including this one). my other stats should be about the same, since i no longer have anything to do with whistling, b/p'ing or even depositing EXP.

Dear Future Powerage,

hi, how are things? I'm doing pretty good right now. so why are you still on newgrounds? still coming here often or did you pop by after being gone for a while? have you succeeded in your quest to get out of Terre Haute, Indiana? are you still working part-time or have you finally gotten full-time work? either way, you're still in the field you got your degree in so things aren't all bad. well, that's all i got to say for now, hope 2014 treats you well!

Love,
Powerage c.12/2013

Future self, how does it feel to have come out of hiding?

Jackie you obscure-loving idiot.

Things are gonna be awesome.

I better have real facial hair by Christmas next year.

i normally do not venture into the general forum. this seems the interesting bit though, so why not?

dear future me,
hope things have picked up well for you, and that you are on the right track to following your dreams. have you found yourself a lady friend? if so, how are the two of you? if not, you suck. for that matter, have you even moved out of town yet? i would like to think we have found a nice apartment or flat to live in, preferably one in the next state over or somewhere.

are you enjoying newgrounds still? made a name for yourself here? is your name recognised on the forums? have you contributed something, anything?

from this point of me typing this to me reading this later, let us look back and what events have transpired for us. hopefully no unfortunate events, oh no. whatever our choices, whatever happens, let us go with the flow and be happy with life.

-past me.

I will be up on cheese mountain giving thanks to those beneath me for letting me fart on their faces once again as is customary of the base of cheese mountain to cut the cheese on behalf of the great cheese god of flatulence. I will reach the top posting on newgrounds telling people my great endeavour of climbing the mountain. Tales of riches and mice and oger dung pies. A dark day and bright night with the world turned upside down for a week climbing the mountain.

After I have reached the top and posted on newgrounds I will be given a ride down the mountain by a 3 headed stripper named Bob. She will send me down the mountain and at the base I will be made king, but sadly I must decline. So I will start to go back home but I will be greeted by a fair maiden....I will decapitate her instantly.

While at starbucks I will drink till my bladder is full and go to McDonalds and fill up their lemonade stand.

On the second day God created Earth he left a treasure in a secret room. I will find this room and see the treasure is the gift of ultimate happiness....I will decapite this gift and move on.

Seeing that there are no restrooms left in the world I will thus continue to fill up lemonade stands at McDonalds, and eventually work my way up to BurgerKing.

When the chicken is done cooking, baste it in gravy and saliva. As your significant other to come and help with the cooking. If you do not have a significant other then you are a lonely bastard and must be told it to ensure you know it. But if you do have a significant other....decapitate said other. The head will make for a good centerpiece.

So then I will travel down the orange grove and pick out as many apples as I wish, that would equal to be none as I want no apples.

And that is why pigs cant fly

At 12/15/13 06:47 PM, ZJ wrote: in school with a job and that internship you wanted.

Haha loser.

Future Mechadude32:

Are we as awesome as I thought we would be?

Here are my stats. Post count is probably the only one that will change significantly.

Hopefully I won't be dead by this time next year.

My stats suck maybe theyll be better when I see this thread one day. Maybe.

I can't really screencap anything so a message will do.

All right future me, remember those shit you'd say you do?
I'm posting them here to make sure everyone gives you shit when you give up. Oh, and I might just give you some advice.

: might

those in bold are rly important, so don't miss it

- Sleep early and get up early you lazy fuck
- Get fit, God dammit. You'll thank me later.
- Whatever should you decide to do in your life, do it with pride and enthusiasm. Or at least don't complain too much.
- Take up boxing. Getting your ass kicked and that adrenaline rush might do you some good.
- Don't stop visiting this site. There's good shit to be found here.
- Don't get upset over every little thing and things that you can't do shit about.
- Nor is p cute. Get to know her!
- Be nice to everyone. If you think someone isn't worth your time, don't bitch about it...unless absolutely necessary.

...Yeah, all of this are rly important. Hope you'll be less of a whiny bitch, and more of a champ.

: any errors in this is because I'm an idiot. be less of that too