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Damn you earfetish! I threw away a perfectly good cheese sandwich. This new n00bie must live alone in an apartment and never goes out. He would prolly be arrested or something for disturbing the peace with his crusty parts.

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

So what you're stating here is that you haven't been laid in 902 days?

BTW some cultures bath themselves in their own urine, you can always do that. It'll actually clean you, but you don't smell too well afterwards and you still won't get laid :-/

i agree. 100%. don't shower, kids.

you can get... CANCER.

Think of it this way: Why not shower? Whats the point in not showering? What does it gain you? Apart from a bad reputation

So we aren't as dirty as you.

902 days? i bet it was

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

I find it much easier to clean myself in a shower, than in a bath. I prefer to remove the dirt and have it leave my immediate vicinity, rather than wallow in it for 20 mins of so. Plus taking a shower uses around 1/2 to 1/3 of the water a bath uses, so it's good for my water bill.

THAT IS GOD DAMN DISGUSTING!!

At 6/3/04 11:54 AM, g3tLoST wrote: I can't go a day without showering. I shower 2-3 times a day!

why would you do that so often? once a day is plenty (unless there are sporting events involved as well)

At 6/3/04 12:19 PM, Zephyr2 wrote:

At 6/3/04 12:18 PM, Swainy wrote: OMG you dirty ****!

You GO!!!1 way to first post aye? lewl

This proves a few things :

While this guy only registered a few days after you, he did not waste his time making 1400+ posts

He has close enough voting power to yours

You are an eliteist and a noob hater