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Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:39:29 Reply

This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:41:41 Reply

A shower is much better than a bath. A bath you rinse off with what you just took of your body. And if you pee, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:42:03 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

Filthy bugger. Are you single?


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:43:16 Reply

We shower so we can keep our pen0rs clean

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:43:22 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

Have you ever stood next to a smelly old lady or a homeless guy, someone with the dirt so caked in you almost choke if you breathe near them? No? Shocking. You know, as a follow on to the other post, maybe you should be honest about your age in our profile, no 18 year old I ever met goes without a shower.


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:52:40 Reply

It keeps the flies away. And it feels really good. And your ass isn't itchy and your penis isn't overloaded with cheese.

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:54:23 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: It keeps the flies away. And it feels really good. And your ass isn't itchy and your penis isn't overloaded with cheese.

Damn it, I'm trying to eat here!


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:54:33 Reply

Well, what bot loads of fun eh? I just made that forum to see what people would reply.. Actually just after I made that forum, I took a shower. So hope that answers some of your questions.


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:54:56 Reply

I can't go a day without showering. I shower 2-3 times a day!

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 11:56:05 Reply

2-3 times a day? Damn, personal higene a must? lol


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 12:10:29 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: It keeps the flies away. And it feels really good. And your ass isn't itchy and your penis isn't overloaded with cheese.

Holy shit, that's nasty. Earfetish, I never would have expect that, even from YOU!!!


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 12:12:52 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:54 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Damn it, I'm trying to eat here!

As long as it wasn't a cheese sandwich eh?

But, really. We shower to stay clean. Makes enough sense doesn't it?


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 12:18:39 Reply

OMG you dirty ****!

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 12:53:35 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

do i need to believe that u dit not clean yourselfs in 902 days

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:16:32 Reply

At 6/3/04 12:10 PM, Carmilla wrote: Holy shit, that's nasty. Earfetish, I never would have expect that, even from YOU!!!

Oh yeah, there are other people, who have thresholds for disgust.

Bloody evolution. Sorry y'all.

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:27:57 Reply

to be clean, very simple. in water cuz you can't have a shower with something else.


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:30:09 Reply

to score chicks, not many like smelly men....


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:31:34 Reply

Pfft, I haven't taken a shower in 5 years.

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:32:41 Reply

i know this one kid who doesnt shower very often and hes a total greaseball. he smells, and his hair is matted down on his head because its so dirty,


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:33:04 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now,

It's been in the forums too. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=120055

It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

I have a shower every day, and wash my hair every other day...


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:36:02 Reply

do baths count?

I shower because it's fast, and it feels good on mah pen0r.

Anything that feels good on mah pen0r is a daily activity.


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:36:03 Reply

At 6/3/04 01:32 PM, soulrifter wrote: i know this one kid who doesnt shower very often and hes a total greaseball. he smells, and his hair is matted down on his head because its so dirty,

there's this kid at school, he doesn't brush his teeth ot shower, he's so smelly and shit, everybody hates him....


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:37:22 Reply

At 6/3/04 01:36 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: there's this kid at school, he doesn't brush his teeth ot shower, he's so smelly and shit, everybody hates him....

haha sounds just like the guy i know.


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:39:36 Reply

At 6/3/04 01:37 PM, soulrifter wrote: haha sounds just like the guy i know.

he doesn't brush, because he doesn't like the taste of mint.....


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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:40:37 Reply

To keep our body's clean. Heh.

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:46:28 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

Water comes from nature.
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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:48:39 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:42 AM, Chrome- wrote:
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
I doubt it has been 902 days. You're lying.. You wouldn't be able to stand yourself.

>:\, no showers, but he takes only baths. i only take a bath once every half yer. when i used to work, once a week. reaaaaaal nice and relaxing.
and like is said: to keep the "penor" clean.

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:49:57 Reply

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

I guess thats why you're at the computer posting this......
nobody want u around cause u stink like dog poo.......
I feel sorry for anybody who lives with you......
I'm just glad that u r at your house and not mine!

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 13:59:00 Reply

Showers are not just for cleanliness! I take them in the mornin to get over my hangover and wake myself up. Without showers i would be on the floor unconscience by 10.

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Response to Why do we shower? 2004-06-03 14:19:48 Reply

why , please tell me why you make a topic about you not having a shower. its pointless.

yoiu shower to be clean. and its quicker than having a bath.