This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
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A shower is much better than a bath. A bath you rinse off with what you just took of your body. And if you pee, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
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At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
Filthy bugger. Are you single?
Help, I'm trapped inside this guy's signature!
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
Have you ever stood next to a smelly old lady or a homeless guy, someone with the dirt so caked in you almost choke if you breathe near them? No? Shocking. You know, as a follow on to the other post, maybe you should be honest about your age in our profile, no 18 year old I ever met goes without a shower.
It keeps the flies away. And it feels really good. And your ass isn't itchy and your penis isn't overloaded with cheese.
At 6/3/04 11:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: It keeps the flies away. And it feels really good. And your ass isn't itchy and your penis isn't overloaded with cheese.
Damn it, I'm trying to eat here!
Well, what bot loads of fun eh? I just made that forum to see what people would reply.. Actually just after I made that forum, I took a shower. So hope that answers some of your questions.
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I can't go a day without showering. I shower 2-3 times a day!
2-3 times a day? Damn, personal higene a must? lol
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At 6/3/04 11:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: It keeps the flies away. And it feels really good. And your ass isn't itchy and your penis isn't overloaded with cheese.
Holy shit, that's nasty. Earfetish, I never would have expect that, even from YOU!!!
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At 6/3/04 11:54 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Damn it, I'm trying to eat here!
As long as it wasn't a cheese sandwich eh?
But, really. We shower to stay clean. Makes enough sense doesn't it?
I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was.
Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you!
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
do i need to believe that u dit not clean yourselfs in 902 days
At 6/3/04 12:10 PM, Carmilla wrote: Holy shit, that's nasty. Earfetish, I never would have expect that, even from YOU!!!
Oh yeah, there are other people, who have thresholds for disgust.
Bloody evolution. Sorry y'all.
to be clean, very simple. in water cuz you can't have a shower with something else.
words
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now,
It's been in the forums too. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=120055
It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
I have a shower every day, and wash my hair every other day...
do baths count?
I shower because it's fast, and it feels good on mah pen0r.
Anything that feels good on mah pen0r is a daily activity.
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At 6/3/04 01:32 PM, soulrifter wrote: i know this one kid who doesnt shower very often and hes a total greaseball. he smells, and his hair is matted down on his head because its so dirty,
there's this kid at school, he doesn't brush his teeth ot shower, he's so smelly and shit, everybody hates him....
At 6/3/04 01:37 PM, soulrifter wrote: haha sounds just like the guy i know.
he doesn't brush, because he doesn't like the taste of mint.....
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
Water comes from nature.
No human can EVER replace something from nature!
At 6/3/04 11:42 AM, Chrome- wrote:At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATERI doubt it has been 902 days. You're lying.. You wouldn't be able to stand yourself.
>:\, no showers, but he takes only baths. i only take a bath once every half yer. when i used to work, once a week. reaaaaaal nice and relaxing.
and like is said: to keep the "penor" clean.
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
I guess thats why you're at the computer posting this......
nobody want u around cause u stink like dog poo.......
I feel sorry for anybody who lives with you......
I'm just glad that u r at your house and not mine!
Showers are not just for cleanliness! I take them in the mornin to get over my hangover and wake myself up. Without showers i would be on the floor unconscience by 10.
why , please tell me why you make a topic about you not having a shower. its pointless.
yoiu shower to be clean. and its quicker than having a bath.
Damn you earfetish! I threw away a perfectly good cheese sandwich. This new n00bie must live alone in an apartment and never goes out. He would prolly be arrested or something for disturbing the peace with his crusty parts.
At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER
So what you're stating here is that you haven't been laid in 902 days?
BTW some cultures bath themselves in their own urine, you can always do that. It'll actually clean you, but you don't smell too well afterwards and you still won't get laid :-/
