the resident evil movies suck

[nanocon]

i am refering to theater movies not the flash movies with the title cause ...well the flash movies that had a buget of like a doller are well FUCKING BETTER THEN THE MUTI MILLION DOLLER SHIT FESTS THEY PUT IN THEATERS. ill admit i only played the games cause i watched the movie but after playing 1 game in the series (resident evil 0 to be specific) i quikly realized that that the movies arent even good enough to call a parady. i understand that some changes had to be made to it for theater but still they could have at least hired a good script writer hell most fan fic writers would have been an improvement. not kidding ive read resident evil fics better then the fucking movie like the knd cross over hell there was a passable mlp cross over that was still better (pinky pie got ate by a zombie in it pretty graphically i might add). they also had the nurve to add in the uber mary sue alice i mean seariosly the games already had main characters that were pretty good so why did they need to add in the magic gun totting hippie that gets super powers from the thing everything else in the continuity says is SOPPOSED to kill her then turn her into an monster seariosly i could probubly forgive everything if they just had a good lead character that wasent a mary sue.so resident evil the movie sucks almost sucks as hard as how hard the directer of it was sucking michal bays cock and every single parady flash ive ever seen of the game is better

[Lagerkapo]

It's ok Johnny, we forgive your abhorrent grammar and syntax.

[Darthdenim]

The sky is blue.

[Ron-Geno]

OP obv didn't see the first one.

[kazumazkan]

At 12/13/13 01:25 PM, Darthdenim wrote: The sky is blue.

and grass is green.

[LittleWashu]

Ok while I was upset that they didn't use Jill Valentine as the main lead for the movies that doesn't mean they suck. Also if you actually watched the movies

Resident evil 1 ,most of 4, and the majority of 5 had her without her powers.

[Slacker013]

At 12/13/13 01:34 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: OP obv didn't see the first one.

I know right, that's like the best one with Marilyn Manson soundtrack...

[nanocon]

At 12/13/13 01:42 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok while I was upset that they didn't use Jill Valentine as the main lead for the movies that doesn't mean they suck. Also if you actually watched the movies

Resident evil 1 ,most of 4, and the majority of 5 had her without her powers.

but they did make her a mary sue plus they mangled the story line in all the movies plus they dident do a good job at flow or pace in any of them about the only thing i liked is giving nemisis a mini gun

[MagicBrahmin]

I am a cow

[Loki]

The first one was good. The second was okay. The rest sucked donkey dick.

Also, years behind, shit head. Why don't we discuss something more recent, like how overrated Charlie Chaplin movies are?

[Vinnyy]

I miss the time when Resident Evil was actually about zombies.

[Dew]

At 12/13/13 02:45 PM, MagicBrahmin wrote: I am a cow

Hello cow, you shouldn't be a cow, cow.

[Ragnarokia]

The Resident Evil CG movies are very good. Check out Resident Evil Degeneration for a good Resident Evil movie. Leon bliss

[Sense-Offender]

^ Yeah, the animated movies by Capcom are good, both Degeneration and Damnation. I'd like to see them do movies like this based on the stories of the games.

[Rahmemhotep]

I agree that the live action RE movies are huge pieces of trash.

[Viper]

While I do agree that the movies are kinda bad, you probably could have worded your post better.
Ya know, instead of having this abhorrent tirade which is plagued with typos and grammatical errors.

At 12/13/13 01:40 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 12/13/13 01:25 PM, Darthdenim wrote: The sky is blue.

and grass is green.

Not on Planet Namek.