You're stuck in a room with BLK guy

[SneakyGameBoy]

So you're stuck in a room with a muscular black guy. Built and shaped almost exactly like Lebron James. He is slightly fucked up in the head and gives you mix emotions on his face across the room. What do you do? How would you react to this? What would you say to him?

[Head-Full-Of-Acid]

who is your favorite kardashian?

[Entice]

Yo, I'll suck your dick for a cigarette

[VJF]

At 12/10/13 09:11 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: What would you say to him?

Hello.

[SneakyGameBoy]

At 12/10/13 09:15 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: racist

Gee I didn't know I hated my own race.

[poxpower]

Oh I see, this is a metaphor right? It's about you and the "room" you are "stuck" in is really your own body and the black guy is homoerotic feelings?

[Ron-Geno]

Luckily, I too am a black guy, so the language barrier will not be a problem.
I'll just ask him how his day is going.

[yurgenburgen]

I WOULD SCOOP OUT HIS LIVER WITH A SOUP LADEL

[selena]

i'd throat him until I died

[JRob]

At least your roommate isn't 100% antisocial. I mean, I was expecting to have at least some mildy introverted people being in an engineering only residence hall (it's actually just about the opposite of what I was expecting), but holy fuck. He's always out until 11-12 PM, but no one in our hall knows where the hell he is (I'm betting the library) - they don't even know who he is (one of my discussions about him seriously went like: "yeah, my roommate, <name>," "who the hell is <name>?" "exactly"). Me and my suitemates have seen him eating at dinner alone, so I'm certain that when he's out, he's alone.

Well then again, having a roommate who's out doing who knows what until 11-12 PM (he usually gets in bed at 12 while I'm out doing whatever) gives me time to watch my henta - I mean anime in peace.

[Scarface]

At 12/10/13 09:22 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:

At 12/10/13 09:15 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: racist

Gee I didn't know I hated my own race.

It's also a bit racist to assume that non-black users would be uncomfortable with this or have an unusual reaction based off of this man's race (or at least partially based, seeing as how you made a point of mentioning it).

[Chdonga]

I would whip my dick out and we would cross shafts.

[Manly-Chicken]

At 12/10/13 09:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I WOULD SCOOP OUT HIS LIVER WITH A SOUP LADEL

That girl's got so much permanent marker on her face that everyone in the state is probably high on the fumes.

[Stereocrisis]

At 12/10/13 09:11 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: So you're stuck in a room with a muscular black guy. Built and shaped almost exactly like Lebron James. He is slightly fucked up in the head and gives you mix emotions on his face across the room. What do you do? How would you react to this? What would you say to him?

I would do the same as the next frightened Caucasian would do. Say nothing, and quietly envy his Jordan's.

[DarkMatter]

I'd stomp him in da nuts

stomp him stomp him in da nuts

[Piggler]

At 12/10/13 09:11 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: What do you do?

Attempt to earn his companionship through an entirely improvised, elaborate handshake.

[Freaki-boy92]

i would offer him a round of borderlands- nothing like a good bit of co-op bandit murdering to forge friendships.

[Splats]

420

[Dew]

At 12/10/13 11:08 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I'd stomp him in da nuts

stomp him stomp him in da nuts

LOL

[Magical-Zorse]

I would stab him before he rapes me.

[Vinnyy]

"Get the fuck away from me!"

[Psycho666]

"Kools or Newports?"

Would you like a 40oz of King Cobra with that?

[fmn335]

I would ask him if he just saw a special kind of ghost with three Ks.

Then, I would give him a snickers. He just doesn't seem like him when he's hungry.

Or, don't do the second option, and give him a fist bump. Then we could tell each other scary stories, and become friends. My nickname will be Vanilla dynamo, and he could be chocolate chunk! If only we found a pink guy, then we would all be Neapolitan!

[Psycho666]

Mirror his movements and expressions, exactly, until he thinks he has turned white/hispanic/ wahtever race you are.

[Boomstick]

I'd ask him if he has pee, so I could pee next to him and we'd cross streams.

[Natick]

ignore him

[Entice]

Also, this thread reminded me of the "health inspector".

[HeavenDuff]

At 12/10/13 09:11 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: So you're stuck in a room with a muscular black guy. Built and shaped almost exactly like Lebron James. He is slightly fucked up in the head and gives you mix emotions on his face across the room. What do you do? How would you react to this? What would you say to him?

Well, the bad part isn't the "muscular black guy", it's the "fucked up in the head" part that seems to be problematic.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Mommy told me not to socialize with strangers, esp. Strange blk men that resemble 'Labron James

*=Posted from cellphone device

[Prinzy2]

"Hello stranger, my name's Bubba, bend the fuck over"