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horse back riding 2013-12-10 18:41:03 Reply

did you know that many woman like riding horses because the muscle movement combined with the bouncing caused by the running is basically a passive version of sex which means if your girl friend has riden a hourse she has both technically comitted beastillity and cheated on you with a big smelly beast RIGHT infront of you

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 18:41:46 Reply

I heard that young women weren't supposed to ride horses back in the day because it could break their hymen.

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 19:07:05 Reply

What about that huge cock they have


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 19:25:11 Reply

Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 19:26:25 Reply

At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....

That wasn't a horse, my friend.


original I am.

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 19:34:13 Reply

that is good to hear i will now question my wife on her sodomitic activities regarding horses


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 19:41:14 Reply

Thats why the mongols had no female horse archers.


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 19:54:42 Reply

sounds like a lot of made up bull to me lol

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 20:08:58 Reply

This...this explains everything!

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 20:22:48 Reply

I love horse bare-back ridding!

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 20:31:03 Reply

At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....

thats because it only works on woman think of the horse as a giant vibratorthat the girl might not realize she is using

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 20:37:57 Reply

Considering I don't live in Texas or any place where horse riding is common, I don't think this will concern me anytime soon.


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-10 21:45:06 Reply

fuck horses if i had a girl i wont let her get near one


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-13 02:51:04 Reply

At 12/10/13 09:45 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: fuck horses if i had a girl i wont let her get near one

you know she would need less four play after a good ride right let the hourse do the work

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-13 03:04:30 Reply

anyone who wakes up thinking "you know what, I would really like to sit on an animal today" is already fucked in the head enough

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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-13 04:03:33 Reply

At 12/10/13 08:31 PM, nanocon wrote:
At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....
thats because it only works on woman think of the horse as a giant vibratorthat the girl might not realize she is using

Really? .....


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-13 07:11:28 Reply

At 12/13/13 03:04 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: anyone who wakes up thinking "you know what, I would really like to sit on an animal today" is already fucked in the head enough

What are you talking about, i sit on my girlfriend ALL THE TIME!


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Response to horse back riding 2013-12-13 08:57:55 Reply

Horse girls are WAY better in bed.

But the saying here is "horse girls are crazy bitches"

WHICH THEY FUCKING ARE. STAY AWAY.


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