Monster Racer Rush
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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 Viewsdid you know that many woman like riding horses because the muscle movement combined with the bouncing caused by the running is basically a passive version of sex which means if your girl friend has riden a hourse she has both technically comitted beastillity and cheated on you with a big smelly beast RIGHT infront of you
I heard that young women weren't supposed to ride horses back in the day because it could break their hymen.
Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....
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At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....
That wasn't a horse, my friend.
that is good to hear i will now question my wife on her sodomitic activities regarding horses
Thats why the mongols had no female horse archers.
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sounds like a lot of made up bull to me lol
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At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....
thats because it only works on woman think of the horse as a giant vibratorthat the girl might not realize she is using
Considering I don't live in Texas or any place where horse riding is common, I don't think this will concern me anytime soon.
Just chillin' like always.
fuck horses if i had a girl i wont let her get near one
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At 12/10/13 09:45 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: fuck horses if i had a girl i wont let her get near one
you know she would need less four play after a good ride right let the hourse do the work
anyone who wakes up thinking "you know what, I would really like to sit on an animal today" is already fucked in the head enough
At 12/10/13 08:31 PM, nanocon wrote:At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....thats because it only works on woman think of the horse as a giant vibratorthat the girl might not realize she is using
Really? .....
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At 12/13/13 03:04 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: anyone who wakes up thinking "you know what, I would really like to sit on an animal today" is already fucked in the head enough
What are you talking about, i sit on my girlfriend ALL THE TIME!
Death cures a fool
Horse girls are WAY better in bed.
But the saying here is "horse girls are crazy bitches"
WHICH THEY FUCKING ARE. STAY AWAY.