Gf won't blow me
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How am I supposed to be a successful man if I'm not getting a head.
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Not all women want to suck your dick.
Get over it.
My first girlfriend, of six months, with whom I had sex nearly every day over such a timespan, never once gave me head. She thought it was disgusting.
And you know what? My next girlfriend tied my hands with a belt and sucked me off with verve and vigor right off the bat, so don't worry about it.
The fascination is usually brought about by curiosity about that which is not known.
And, yes, good head head is a good thing, but it's just fellatio.
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At 12/9/13 04:38 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Not all women want to suck your dick.
lol
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Will she let you eat her out? This is important.
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Just don't do it.
You'll both get into Heaven later if you don't.
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Eeheh, is this supposed to be a play on words or are you, for real, telling us about the lack of mouth-to-dick action in your relationship?
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At 12/9/13 04:34 PM, Fim wrote: excellent pun, would read again
I agree
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At 12/9/13 04:57 PM, sweet21 wrote: Will she let you eat her out? This is important.
Let's me eat her out like a bowl of cereal
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At 12/9/13 05:09 PM, Xenomit wrote: Why are you telling us this
Why don't you tell us stuff like this?
Skynet is upon us.
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At 12/9/13 04:38 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Not all women want to suck your dick.
Yeah... For me it's a big deal. Sexual compatibility is a big deal. By the same logic though, I think guys should definitely be keen to eat their other halfs out with gusto. Anything else is misogyny.
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At 12/9/13 04:32 PM, RocketHorse wrote: How am I supposed to be a successful man if I'm not getting a head.
You don't need head to get ahead. But try asking nicely. What's the reason?
Would you be willing to do it back?
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I think you have this situation blown out of proportion.
Have you tried washing it?
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At 12/9/13 06:07 PM, AxTekk wrote:At 12/9/13 04:38 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Not all women want to suck your dick.Yeah... For me it's a big deal. Sexual compatibility is a big deal. By the same logic though, I think guys should definitely be keen to eat their other halfs out with gusto. Anything else is misogyny.
I agree. Compatability IS a big deal.
I do not agree that you should do anything you don't like to do though. There are many kinds of vaginas (and penises) with many kinds of tastes, smells and degrees of heat and wetness. Not everyone likes all of them.
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Is she busy making you a sammich when you're requesting it?
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just like put it in her face shell get into it i promise
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At 12/9/13 04:32 PM, RocketHorse wrote: How am I supposed to be a successful man if I'm not getting a head.
maybe it's because your penis smells...
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Maybe because girls don't like sucking on dicks? They usually smell and cum tastes gross.
Eat more pineapple and wash your fucking balls like your about to operate with them.
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At 12/9/13 04:32 PM, poxpower wrote: Stop trying to fuck your cat.
lol 9/10
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At 12/10/13 01:10 AM, Shauna wrote: Maybe because girls don't like sucking on dicks?
Are you saying that porn lied to me??
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At 12/10/13 01:10 AM, Shauna wrote: Maybe because girls don't like sucking on dicks? They usually smell and cum tastes gross.
WTF. Blasphemy!
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Head is overrated, next time ask her to do anal.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
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Try experimenting with whipped cream.
Play a game where you take turns choosing where it goes and then eat it off each other.
Maybe it will lead into some dick sucking.
Also shower and scrub like you never have before. She's gonna put your smelly sweaty parts in her mouth where all her taste senses are and have her nose up against you too. You better smell amazing. No cologne or shit, that stuff tastes horrible. Soap.
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At 12/10/13 12:35 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: I agree. Compatability IS a big deal.
I do not agree that you should do anything you don't like to do though. There are many kinds of vaginas (and penises) with many kinds of tastes, smells and degrees of heat and wetness. Not everyone likes all of them.
Oh yeah, 100% - while I don't think I could be with a woman where oral sex was off the table, I also don't think it's fair to automatically expect compatibility of any kind or attach blame to stuff.
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You could always try auto fellatio if you really think you need it to be successful and she won't give you any.
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