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Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:32:18 Reply

How am I supposed to be a successful man if I'm not getting a head.

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:32:58 Reply

Stop trying to fuck your cat.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:34:42 Reply

excellent pun, would read again

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:38:10 Reply

Not all women want to suck your dick.

Get over it.

My first girlfriend, of six months, with whom I had sex nearly every day over such a timespan, never once gave me head. She thought it was disgusting.

And you know what? My next girlfriend tied my hands with a belt and sucked me off with verve and vigor right off the bat, so don't worry about it.

The fascination is usually brought about by curiosity about that which is not known.

And, yes, good head head is a good thing, but it's just fellatio.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:47:30 Reply

lol


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:48:38 Reply

Wash your dick more often.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:48:48 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:38 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Not all women want to suck your dick.

lol

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:57:07 Reply

Will she let you eat her out? This is important.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 16:59:30 Reply

Just don't do it.

You'll both get into Heaven later if you don't.

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 17:07:54 Reply

Eeheh, is this supposed to be a play on words or are you, for real, telling us about the lack of mouth-to-dick action in your relationship?

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 17:08:48 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:34 PM, Fim wrote: excellent pun, would read again

I agree

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 17:08:53 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:57 PM, sweet21 wrote: Will she let you eat her out? This is important.

Let's me eat her out like a bowl of cereal

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 17:09:50 Reply

Why are you telling us this


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 18:02:45 Reply

At 12/9/13 05:09 PM, Xenomit wrote: Why are you telling us this

Why don't you tell us stuff like this?


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 18:07:12 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:38 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Not all women want to suck your dick.

Yeah... For me it's a big deal. Sexual compatibility is a big deal. By the same logic though, I think guys should definitely be keen to eat their other halfs out with gusto. Anything else is misogyny.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 18:37:08 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:32 PM, RocketHorse wrote: How am I supposed to be a successful man if I'm not getting a head.

You don't need head to get ahead. But try asking nicely. What's the reason?

Would you be willing to do it back?


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-09 18:39:30 Reply

I think you have this situation blown out of proportion.

Have you tried washing it?


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 00:35:12 Reply

At 12/9/13 06:07 PM, AxTekk wrote:
At 12/9/13 04:38 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Not all women want to suck your dick.
Yeah... For me it's a big deal. Sexual compatibility is a big deal. By the same logic though, I think guys should definitely be keen to eat their other halfs out with gusto. Anything else is misogyny.

I agree. Compatability IS a big deal.

I do not agree that you should do anything you don't like to do though. There are many kinds of vaginas (and penises) with many kinds of tastes, smells and degrees of heat and wetness. Not everyone likes all of them.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 00:40:38 Reply

she blows me doe

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 00:43:09 Reply

Is she busy making you a sammich when you're requesting it?


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 00:45:27 Reply

just like put it in her face shell get into it i promise

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 01:09:55 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:32 PM, RocketHorse wrote: How am I supposed to be a successful man if I'm not getting a head.

maybe it's because your penis smells...

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 01:10:12 Reply

Maybe because girls don't like sucking on dicks? They usually smell and cum tastes gross.

Eat more pineapple and wash your fucking balls like your about to operate with them.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 01:14:41 Reply

At 12/9/13 04:32 PM, poxpower wrote: Stop trying to fuck your cat.

lol 9/10


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 01:29:30 Reply

At 12/10/13 01:10 AM, Shauna wrote: Maybe because girls don't like sucking on dicks?

Are you saying that porn lied to me??

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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 01:35:22 Reply

At 12/10/13 01:10 AM, Shauna wrote: Maybe because girls don't like sucking on dicks? They usually smell and cum tastes gross.

WTF. Blasphemy!


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 02:08:25 Reply

Head is overrated, next time ask her to do anal.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 02:31:35 Reply

Try experimenting with whipped cream.
Play a game where you take turns choosing where it goes and then eat it off each other.
Maybe it will lead into some dick sucking.
Also shower and scrub like you never have before. She's gonna put your smelly sweaty parts in her mouth where all her taste senses are and have her nose up against you too. You better smell amazing. No cologne or shit, that stuff tastes horrible. Soap.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 08:11:17 Reply

At 12/10/13 12:35 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: I agree. Compatability IS a big deal.

I do not agree that you should do anything you don't like to do though. There are many kinds of vaginas (and penises) with many kinds of tastes, smells and degrees of heat and wetness. Not everyone likes all of them.

Oh yeah, 100% - while I don't think I could be with a woman where oral sex was off the table, I also don't think it's fair to automatically expect compatibility of any kind or attach blame to stuff.


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Response to Gf won't blow me 2013-12-10 10:22:50 Reply

You could always try auto fellatio if you really think you need it to be successful and she won't give you any.


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