Thoughts about Mario games.

[Stereocrisis]

I wonder how casting went for getting the part of Mario. Like 10 voice actors applied. (IDK if that's true..) "It's me. Mario." next... "EET'S A ME! AHHH MARIOOO!!" WHOA! *chatter amongst casting group* You sir.. are hired.

I wonder if any disgruntled voice actors are out there who hate Mario. Probably. There has to be a guy who didn't get the part. He's probably still alive too. Sitting in his boxers somewhere. Playing Black Ops, muttering to himself about what bullshit it all is. HE should have been Mario. Just hating on the dude who got the part, "sounds more like Luigi. Fuckin' asshole. He's probably a queer." then he gets killed by someone on Xbox live, and starts screaming at children through his Kinect in a crazy Mario voice. He's the TRUE Wario. He keeps a long, twisted journal about killing the CEO of Nintendo.

LMFAO

[Stereocrisis]

DUDE!

They should totally do a Mario Bros. remake, and have Christopher Nolan do it!

I just came up with the origin story for WARIO!

FUCK DUDE! Why does Health Ledger have to be dead? He could have been WARIO!

[kmau]

At 12/9/13 04:23 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wonder how casting went for getting the part of Mario. Like 10 voice actors applied. (IDK if that's true..) "It's me. Mario." next... "EET'S A ME! AHHH MARIOOO!!" WHOA! *chatter amongst casting group* You sir.. are hired.

Thank me later.

[Stereocrisis]

Ok. Check it out. It could go down a few ways.

For a movie to work, the movie has to abide by the rules of the game. Mario achieves earning extra lives in the movie by collecting coins just like in the game. In the movie, this process is explained by a counter on his wrist. In this world, blood doesn't spill out of open wounds. Coins do. And this would look AWESOME with the right amount of make-up work and CGI. It can then be absorbed by other beings that live in the mushroom kingdom. It is their only form of currency, and life.

In the movie, the princess is captured in a struggle of power. Bowser invades the mushroom kingdom and seeks out to rule.
Heavy taxes waged by Bowser keep his slaves in order. He gives his subjects just enough coin to stay loyal. Without him, he would take their last coin, thus killing them. He is a fierce ruler, and kills his minions at will. Bowser distributes his wealth with his brothers and sister. Remember the stage bosses in Super Mario Bros? They each have their own castle, and lair. Just like in the games. The premise is that they have coins too, thus strength.. but not Bowser levels of coin, or strength. Bowser is a greedy asshole with his coin level. But Mario slays these beasts in order to up his coin levels to fight Bowser in the end.

In the movie, Wario can absorb mushrooms, stars, fire flowers, and a cape to fly. He is absolutely a madman in the movie. He is employed by Bowser to kidnap Peach, and kill all who get in the way of that goal. Enter Mario and Luigi. Two plumbers who just happen to be in the tower at the time. Wario and his goons, (Koopas, and such) come in and start rounding up hostages. Toad confronts Wario, and is killed. Peach is kidnapped. Much like Bruce Willis as John McClain in Die Hard, Mario and Luigi find themselves in the wrong place, at the wrong time. They decide to be heroes.

In this movie, Video gaming has become so incredible in the distant future, that each character in video games has it's own artificial intelligence controlling it. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario, and all the other awesome characters in the Mario games are actual 3D beings that can affect the real world. So all of this bullshit eventually spills out into the real world.

This is the perfect opportunity to see military forces once again to save the world's ass on screen. typical movie. lol

Anyway, everything from Bullet Bobs, and Fire Breathing flowers, to koopas, to goombas, to YOSHI exist in this movie. And it's going to be a Christopher Nolan fucking BLOCKBUSTER EVENT!

[Darthdenim]

Uhhhh....

[Stereocrisis]

At 12/9/13 04:46 PM, kmau wrote:

At 12/9/13 04:23 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wonder how casting went for getting the part of Mario. Like 10 voice actors applied. (IDK if that's true..) "It's me. Mario." next... "EET'S A ME! AHHH MARIOOO!!" WHOA! *chatter amongst casting group* You sir.. are hired.

Thank me later.

Why thank you? I know who he is. lol I've watched interviews with him on youtube, and read up on this already. Thanks though.

[Raab]

This thread is shit.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Shouldn't this be in Video Game Forums? Aww fuck it nobody gives a shit anymore.