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This is the ultimatum I've been waiting for. Fight dark forces, or have sex with myself.
Fuck yeah I'd fuck myself.

Maybe like once, but after that, no...

Omg I love myself <3

One word: Marriage.

I love myself so much

A clone of myself (male or female) would be the ultimate partner, capable of making me happy far beyond what any other person in the history of ever could do

I don't even care how bad that makes me sound

This takes me back

Also, yes I'd be fine with a female clone, although our thought patterns will be way too similar. So things will definitely get awkward at times.

At 12/9/13 10:02 AM, PiperAnn wrote: He'd probably look like my birth dad. Which would make things really awkward for me. I already have higher than average testosterone levels, I wonder what a male me would be like. I'd probably ask him to do all of my electronic, video game purchases for me so I don't have to be talked down to like I don't know squat. If we're the same then we wouldn't have sex, for fear of babies.

How do you know your testosterone levels are high?

Hahaha I went to a midnight release of a game, waited in line, got to the front, stood at the counter, and had the guy working skip over me and go to the guy behind me. Luckily the guy behind me was confused as well and I still got my game. But I felt a little offended and invisible. Like what did he think? I waited in line for fun and had no intention of buying a game? Oy.

I'm fairly certain that a female clone of myself would be rather sexy. I'd be willing to give it a try. Who knows, maybe it could be the perfect relationship.

OPEN MINDS.

At 12/9/13 11:14 PM, PiperAnn wrote:

At 12/9/13 08:31 PM, Sensationalism wrote: How do you know your testosterone levels are high?

Bloodwork, it's at least higher than the average female.

Oh. Did you test it because you noticed something?

I don't make enough of my own progesterone? one of those things, so my doc wanted me take pills of it. Um pill would make me get my period so NO THANKS. I got prescribed one bottle and never took it hahaha.

Hahaha I went to a midnight release of a game, waited in line, got to the front, stood at the counter, and had the guy working skip over me and go to the guy behind me.

Ugh, yeah, midnight releases. I've had similar experiences.

Oh good, I'm not the only one. It's very annoying!

fuck yeah im sexy as hell ive been waiting for this chance