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Telemacchus
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How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 10:28:41

Without an ultimate authority, complex tasks could not be fiigured out by half-ape people. It's just impossible.

Furthermore, how can all the planets just spin round each other in weird orbits without GOD holdin them together??? IMPOSSIBLE.

Without GOD, the Nazis exterminated people for being different, whereas with Christianity, people are kind and treat everyone as equal under God.

If there is no afterlife, moreover, such people as Hitler will never get true retribution for their crimes, meanwhile, no matter how good you are, you will just die and rot in the ground.

Bottom line, life without God is impossible.

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Response to How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 11:51:04

The same way everyone else does. With a razor and shaving cream.

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Response to How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 11:53:31

At 12/7/13 11:51 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: The same way everyone else does. With a razor and shaving cream.

It was a trick question, they don't actually shave.

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Response to How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 11:58:29

At 12/7/13 10:28 AM, Telemacchus wrote: whereas with Christianity, people are kind and treat everyone as equal under God.

LOL

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Response to How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 12:04:24

Christians- 1
Atheists- 0


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Response to How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 12:21:41

At 12/7/13 11:53 AM, Scintillating wrote: It was a trick question, they don't actually shave.

That's why they have neckbeards, lol.

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Response to How do Atheists Shave 2013-12-07 12:31:45

How can you support a religion that doesn't allow sodomy?


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