You bastard Tom! My eyes are still bleeding from Penny.
Beyond that, the game surpasses phenomenal. The only thing that I would ask for is a pause button. And save points. And extra lives. Whoops, I'm asking for too much now. This really takes me back to the days of arcade Double Dragon, especially with the occasional baseball bat left lying around the stage. (And let's not forget the occasional revolver or shotgun.) And the little touches, like the picture of Yackoff Smirnoff (or however you spell his name), and the various posters. This truly is something that you should be proud of, possibly the best game ever done in Flash. I guess I should get back to work before the boss gets pissed.