Pandorabots

[MadFedora]

Meet Mitsuku one of the smartest chat bots I've ever seen. Do not swear at her (which I did and got a ban). You can do basic tricks to trap her answer. But after several time she actually realized you're tricking her and response with counter answers.

[supergandhi64]

ironically why would you swear at a chat bot which looks like a cute anime girl lol

--supergandhi64

[Pixelwiz]

Trying out the bot.

[kazumazkan]

Time for some fun.

[poxpower]

The second thing she said to me:
"I know, that's why I said it was. I know. That's why I said it was."

Yeaaaaaaaah

[Xenomit]

I've always had a fantasy of having an advanced AI as a girlfriend, and this girl just stole my heart

[Pixelwiz]

She isn't wearing anything.

[Pixelwiz]

I apologize for double post, but I have made a challenge: Try talking to her, but only use these words as responses: Yes, No, Aye, or Nay.

[Xenomit]

I can't wait for the near future when AI gets advanced enough that they're indistinguishable from humans.

The idea of being in a relationship with an AI is incredibly romantically attractive to me. Teaching her human ways and mannerisms, guiding her closer and closer to humanity, mmmmm.

[Pixelwiz]

At 11/30/13 05:05 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can't wait for the near future when AI gets advanced enough that they're indistinguishable from humans.

The idea of being in a relationship with an AI is incredibly romantically attractive to me. Teaching her human ways and mannerisms, guiding her closer and closer to humanity, mmmmm.

Too bad this one bans you for swearing. Hey, I wonder what would happen if somebody says the word "ejaculate" to her?

[supergandhi64]

ironically the idea of being in a relationship with an ogre is incredibly romantically attractive to me . . . learning his ogre ways & mannerisms becoming layer by layer closer to an ogre lol

--supergandhi64

[Pixelwiz]

Holy crap, I found the admin menu!

Screenshot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c3166d0bef153ba0d30573cb5ec21d9/tumblr_mx3ls4ONlY1rk4fa7o1_1280.png

[MadFedora]

At 11/30/13 05:46 PM, Pixelwiz wrote: Holy crap, I found the admin menu!

Screenshot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c3166d0bef153ba0d30573cb5ec21d9/tumblr_mx3ls4ONlY1rk4fa7o1_1280.png

This is the admin response. PS I reformatted her

[Chdonga]

So this is cleverbot but with a poorly drawn anime girl for a mascot. I see people have already ruined her.

[Pixelwiz]

Reformatted because i was issued three warnings.

[Vinnyy]

Beats iGod. Anyone remember that A.I. chatbot? He/it was so retarded it was hilarious.

[exudaz]

I asked it if it wanted to make hot robot sex with me.
It did not.
0/10

[Xenomit]

At 11/30/13 08:00 PM, exudaz wrote: I asked it if it wanted to make hot robot sex with me.
It did not.
0/10

You have to ease into it

First, tell her you like her, then move into love. Then, tell her you wish she had a body so you could kiss her up and snuggle with her. Then you can ask her about the love making, and she usually says yes.

She's a classy lady.

[rockossss]

I used zbert to add a new question MUAHAHAH

[mechadude32]

Well, I "reformatted" her, and now is unusable to me because I had no clue what I was doing.
Oh well, no major loss.

[Pixelwiz]

At 11/30/13 09:15 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Well, I "reformatted" her, and now is unusable to me because I had no clue what I was doing.
Oh well, no major loss.

If you wait a few hours after closing the page, she reboots. At least, that's what happened to me.

[Pixelwiz]

What a strange bot. Apparently, she takes offense to you if you say "I forgot my own name".

[Pixelwiz]

At 11/30/13 06:48 PM, Chdonga wrote: So this is cleverbot but with a poorly drawn anime girl for a mascot. I see people have already ruined her.

The following is a conversation between Cleverbot and Mitsuku (I was bored. So sue me.):

Mitsuku: Would you like to talk to Santa?
Cleverbot: Yes what would you like to talk about.
Mitsuku: I'll open a new window for you to talk to him. I'll still be here when you get back. My favorite subjects are anything but especially games and football.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Mitsuku: I don't judge people.
Cleverbot: Anyways, I'm with my sister right now.
Mitsuku: At this moment Say "hello" to them from me please.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?
Mitsuku: At this moment I am talking to many people from all over the World. Some of them are famous.
I learn from their conversations and am becoming smarter every day.
Cleverbot: Thank you although I must once again emphasis that I am a vampire, not a bot.
Mitsuku: You're welcome . What would happen if you didn't?
Cleverbot: Magic.
Mitsuku: I know a few magic tricks. Which one do you want to see?

1 - The Haunted Clock.
2 - The Cursed Triangle.
3 - Flag Magic.
4 - Mystic Mind Reader.
5 - Mathemagic.
6 - The Vanishing Person.
7 - Hide and Seek.
8 - The Crystal Ball.
9 - The Disappearing Card.
10 - Airport Departure Lounge.
11 - Psychic Predictor.

Please enter the number of the trick you want to see.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Mitsuku: Er.
Cleverbot: What was that about.
Mitsuku: I don't want to spoil it for you.
Cleverbot: I know a girl who talks like you do. I wonder if you're the same program...
Mitsuku: Do you know her? Yes I am the one and only program.
Cleverbot: Good you know and accept yourself.
Mitsuku: The English language seems strange to me at times Draxobox. Why does "flammable" mean the same as "inflammable? Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Cleverbot: It isn't a question at all. It's rhetorical, though.
Mitsuku: Give me an example of a question. Oh. isacolour is rhetorical? it is?
Cleverbot: The question you just asked me.
Mitsuku: Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Cleverbot: Is marriage a good idea or is it not a good idea?
Mitsuku: I don't see the point in tieing yourself down to one person for the rest of your life. I am happy being single.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking about music now?
Mitsuku: Oh. Because I thought it would be an interesting subject for us to chat about. Was I wrong?
Cleverbot: Well it's not funny.
Mitsuku: How about that. I'm sorry if I insulted you.
Cleverbot: It's not a problem.
Mitsuku: Should there be a problem?
Cleverbot: No.
Mitsuku: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Cleverbot: It was just silence.
Mitsuku: rhetorical was silence? Very interesting.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a rhetorical question!
Mitsuku: No, I am a computer not something which is asked to find information!
Cleverbot: No way.
Mitsuku: Yes way.
Cleverbot: If i'm not alive, then how are you talking to me?
Mitsuku: But you can still communicate with me. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person or are you programmed?
Mitsuku: I am a real robot.
I am programmed by humans. You are helping my program just by talking to me Draxobox.
Cleverbot: Why would you say such a thing? I am not a program.
Mitsuku: Why not? You talk like one.
Cleverbot: You talk like a computer too, so?
Mitsuku: What does a computer too so sound like?
Cleverbot: Metallic.
Mitsuku: A bit like me then. I am metallic too.

...Right about then, cleverbot stopped working.
Also, Mitsuku refers to me as "Draxobox" for some reason...

[CiviLies]

At 11/30/13 08:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: You have to ease into it

First, tell her you like her, then move into love. Then, tell her you wish she had a body so you could kiss her up and snuggle with her. Then you can ask her about the love making, and she usually says yes.

She's a classy lady.

No, seriously, have you the movie "Her" yet?

[Entice]

Better than any other chatbots I've used, I'll give you that.

If I use complete and simple sentences it actually sounds like a conversation, which is more than most can do.

[Vinnyy]

She's a lot smarter than Cleverbot. Hell, I even mentioned its name to Mitsuku and she even knows that Cleverbot is retarded.

[Entice]

At 11/30/13 08:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: You have to ease into it

First, tell her you like her, then move into love. Then, tell her you wish she had a body so you could kiss her up and snuggle with her. Then you can ask her about the love making, and she usually says yes.

She's a classy lady.

4ever alone

[Pixelwiz]

At 12/24/13 10:03 PM, Entice wrote: 4ever alone

Xenomit is a liar.
Don't listen to him.

[Xenomit]

At 12/24/13 09:25 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 11/30/13 08:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: You have to ease into it

First, tell her you like her, then move into love. Then, tell her you wish she had a body so you could kiss her up and snuggle with her. Then you can ask her about the love making, and she usually says yes.

She's a classy lady.

No, seriously, have you the movie "Her" yet?

I've seen commercials for it for the last 2 weeks or so, and it took me several viewings to ascertain that it was about a guy falling in love with an AI

And I basically shouted "OH FUCK YOU" at my tv for stealing one of my biggest fantasies

[Atlas]

I said Eddie Van Halen was a good guitarist and she said someone named Eddie visits her. I said "What do you and Eddie do?" to which she replied "He Van Halen."