3rd bad car wreck in 2 months

[Xenomit]

About thirty minutes ago, a third car accident happened in front of my house, all of them very severe

The first one, almost two months ago, a guy saw a squirrel in the road, missing his breaks and slamming the gas by mistake, and swerving at the same time, causing him to smash into another car that was speeding head on. It wrinkled both cars, both drivers were impaired for life for it, and they screwed up my grass.

About 3 weeks after that, a guy who had taken an astronomical amount of cocaine started 7 streets away from my house going at about 90-100 miles per hour. He flew right past every single stop sign, and when he got to the stop sign in front of my house, he swerved off the road, completely lifted the stop sign out of the ground and threw it 25~ yards, continued at the same speed for about 2 more houses, and then hit a tree off-center. It sent his SUV twirling into the air, throwing his 4 year old nephew out of the car and onto the pavement, and killing him. He screwed up my grass even more than the last guy, and this time stole my god damned stop sign.

This new guy that had an accident failed to see a guy who was speeding through the brand new stop sign the city put in, and straight up t-boned him. I didn't see what happened, but one of them lost their bumper, and the other somehow got tossed upside down in the middle of the road. The guy that only lost his bumper was fine aside from a dislocated arm and really bad neck damage, but the guy that got thrown upside down lost a ton of blood, he had barely a pulse when the paramedics got him in the ambulance. This time my grass survived, but one of the cars bent the stop sign.

I'm dreading the day that a car runs into my house. The exterior of my house is covered in asbestos tile, asbestos powder would cloud up all over the place and give everyone in a 3 house radius cancer. Plus it'd fuck my god damned grass. That's not cool.

[Slint]

Is the semen leaking from the basement again?

[Dopamine]

I suggest you move.

[BurningJesus]

You have your own house?

I seem to think that you don't.

[Luer]

Do you live in a bad neighbourhood or something?

[Xenomit]

At 11/27/13 09:15 PM, Luer wrote: Do you live in a bad neighbourhood or something?

I actually live in a really decent neighborhood

It's just really bad luck I guess

[mechadude32]

Damn! They just can't your house! Damn those fucking hitmen! I knew I should have paid more...\
But your street is probably cursed with the ancient hex of a thousand witches!

[Sodamachine]

I don't believe any of this.

[Xenomit]

At 11/27/13 09:20 PM, Sodamachine wrote: I don't believe any of this.

You don't have to

[Sodamachine]

At 11/27/13 09:20 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/27/13 09:20 PM, Sodamachine wrote: I don't believe any of this.

You don't have to

I DON'T WANT TO

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MONKEY MOUTH

[Xenomit]

At 11/27/13 09:22 PM, Bees wrote: do everyone a favor and play in the street

lol

You're so insignificant

[kmau]

Consider putting some of these into your frontyard.

[Xenomit]

At 11/27/13 09:52 PM, kmau wrote: Consider putting some of these into your frontyard.

I doubt that tank barricades make the best yard ornaments

[Boomstick]

This is relevant to anything ever, totally makes sense to post it here, because it makes everything relevant because everyone lives in the same area and goes through the same ordeal every single day because we live in similar streets and neighborhoods.