Funny Diseases

[Stereocrisis]

Let's make up funny (fake) things you could potentially get as a disease. I'll go first.

Squirrel Leprosy. That's when you begin to look like a squirrel and then your arms fall off.

[Entice]

Contagious micropenis

[Xenomit]

Diseases are no laughing matter and it's terrible that you would joke about them

[kazumazkan]

At 11/26/13 03:03 AM, Xenomit wrote: Diseases are no laughing matter and it's terrible that you would joke about them

Im with xenomit

Its all fun and games then bam you are hit with something and hopefully theres a cure for it.
Don't laugh at shit that can, harm or handicap people

[Stereocrisis]

At 11/26/13 03:03 AM, Xenomit wrote: Diseases are no laughing matter and it's terrible that you would joke about them

Xenomit Syndrome. The rabid compulsion to have as much gay sex as possible. The only known cure is suicide.

[Entice]

At 11/26/13 03:08 AM, kazumazkan wrote: Im with xenomit

Its all fun and games then bam you are hit with something and hopefully theres a cure for it.
Don't laugh at shit that can, harm or handicap people

This thread is about humorous make believe diseases though

[Stereocrisis]

At 11/26/13 03:08 AM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 11/26/13 03:03 AM, Xenomit wrote: Diseases are no laughing matter and it's terrible that you would joke about them

Im with xenomit

Its all fun and games then bam you are hit with something and hopefully theres a cure for it.
Don't laugh at shit that can, harm or handicap people

Get a sense of humor.

Ok, next one.

Baby Cancer. (lol) That's when a pregnant woman has cancer of the baby.

That has officially just become the worst thing I have ever said.

[yurgenburgen]

I'M SWEATING SCISSORS

[Entice]

At 11/26/13 03:12 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Baby Cancer. (lol) That's when a pregnant woman has cancer of the baby.

My mom had that once
They cut out the tumor and I've been walking the Earth ever since

[Luer]

At 11/26/13 03:12 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I'M SWEATING SCISSORS

That sounds ridiculously painful.

[supergandhi64]

ironically the funniest disease of all is real lol

--supergandhi64

[Entice]

At 11/26/13 05:07 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: ironically the funniest disease of all is real lol

--supergandhi64

Oh man, is it autism?

[supergandhi64]

At 11/26/13 05:08 AM, Entice wrote:

At 11/26/13 05:07 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: ironically the funniest disease of all is real lol

--supergandhi64

Oh man, is it autism?

ironically while social rejects are pretty funny i don't think being a pathological misfit is a real disease lol

--supergandhi64

[ChazDude]

For once, supergandhi is right.

[Splats]

At 11/26/13 03:12 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: That has officially just become the worst thing I have ever said.

Dude!!! Talk about living on the edge!!!

Also, Entice's contagious micropenis sounds pretty fuckin terrifying.

Contagious

[Dew]

At 11/26/13 03:03 AM, Entice wrote: Contagious micropenis

Oh god no!

[Vinnyy]

Cum syndrome.

When cum starts leaking from your nose, ears, and mouth.