Flower designs on toilet paper

[NuclearInfected]

Doesn't it seem kind of inappropriate to put flowers and other cutesy stuff on something that's going to end up inside your shit-coated asshole? What kind of person associates flowers with wiping your ass?

[illicit]

oh lawd

[kazumazkan]

At 11/24/13 08:59 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: Doesn't it seem kind of inappropriate to put flowers and other cutesy stuff on something that's going to end up inside your shit-coated asshole? What kind of person associates flowers with wiping your ass?

I ask myself the same question and start thinking.

Also damn the way you posted made me laugh good

lol

[Shauna]

http://www.toiletpaper.com.au/22-carat-gold-toilet-paper-1-roll/

That's why I wipe my ass with gold

[Suprememessage]

I just wipe my ass with the hopes and dreams of those less fortunate than myself, so I wouldn't know.

[Boomstick]

It's to make sure your ass doesn't smell like shit, even though it obviously will.

[LemonCrush]

I have always thought printed TP was weird

[Xenomit]

Am I the only one here who thoroughly cleanses their insides with water?

[kazumazkan]

At 11/24/13 08:59 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: Doesn't it seem kind of inappropriate to put flowers and other cutesy stuff on something that's going to end up inside your shit-coated asshole? What kind of person associates flowers with wiping your ass?

Oh lawd

[Xenomit]

I always promised myself that if I ever got absurdly rich, I'd use 1's 5's and 20's as toilet paper, and sleep in a pile of hundreds every night.

I love money.

[ChaRee]

At 11/24/13 08:59 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: end up inside your shit-coated asshole?

INSIDE? You're wiping too enthusiastically.

[Tribal]

At 11/28/13 02:43 AM, Shauna wrote: http://www.toiletpaper.com.au/22-carat-gold-toilet-paper-1-roll/

That's why I wipe my ass with gold

That's fucking fantastic. There should be proper gold-textured toilet paper out at least.

[Dr-Worm]

Well obviously they're trying to create an association between their product and "freshness" or softness.

At 11/28/13 03:05 AM, Xenomit wrote: Am I the only one here who thoroughly cleanses their insides with water?

That makes way more sense considering how fastidious we are about washing our hands after wiping, but...