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we need a new country 2013-11-23 19:55:58 Reply

like seriously bro we need to make this happen! we can make more history!


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 19:57:23 Reply

At 11/23/13 07:55 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: like seriously bro we need to make this happen! we can make more history!

What are you talking about? NewGroundsEutopia is all we need. Off with his head for treason against our supreme commander Tom!


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 19:58:44 Reply

fo sho my wizzle


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:01:01 Reply

yeah, man, lets split the united states into two because it's too big. the two divisions will be the north of the united states and the south of the united states.


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:16:01 Reply

At 11/23/13 08:01 PM, fourchannings wrote: yeah, man, lets split the united states into two because it's too big. the two divisions will be the north of the united states and the south of the united states.

fucking yes bro people dont even support america that much so that should be established for years to come bro like seriously


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:21:15 Reply

How about Antarctica? That seems like a place anyone would live at right? Plus no one gives a shit about it! And it's not like it's seriously cold or anything.


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:27:52 Reply

Picoville?


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:29:18 Reply

I call president


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:30:09 Reply

It'll be in the North Pole.

There we can prove that Santa doesn't exist.

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:47:03 Reply

At 11/23/13 08:21 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: How about Antarctica? That seems like a place anyone would live at right? Plus no one gives a shit about it! And it's not like it's seriously cold or anything.

People actually live there, though mostly for science and research purposes.


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 20:48:34 Reply

Where?

Greenland? Africa? Antarctica? Western Russia? Northern Canada?

Or maybe we should build some drills and pierce the mantle somewhere in the middle of an ocean, creating a new land mass.
Or we could terraform a nearby planet.
Or build a space station.

What kind of government are we going to use? What's our immigration policy? How do we run the economy?


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:02:45 Reply

At 11/23/13 08:29 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I call president

Are you trying to imply that a country formed by Newgrounders wouldn't be a dictatorship?

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:07:28 Reply

Isn't there a ton of untamed wilderness in Canada and Russia? I say we colonize that land and create a new country. We can call it Chdongaville and I can be the eternal god emperor of the land.


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:18:51 Reply

we could take some land that is currently terra nullus, land that island that is not claimed by any sovereign nation. the only land that fits that description though as of right now is most of Marie Byrd Land in Antarctica, and Bir Tawil a small area along the border between Egypt and Sudan. The conditions in both of those places aren't exactly hospitable for human life, so it will take a bit of work to make our new country livable.

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:24:29 Reply

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronation

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:26:17 Reply

At 11/23/13 08:21 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: How about Antarctica? That seems like a place anyone would live at right? Plus no one gives a shit about it! And it's not like it's seriously cold or anything.

I've thought about forming a government on antarctica


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:41:50 Reply

At 11/23/13 09:26 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 11/23/13 08:21 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: How about Antarctica? That seems like a place anyone would live at right? Plus no one gives a shit about it! And it's not like it's seriously cold or anything.
I've thought about forming a government on antarctica

You would be met with strong opposition. It's heavily populated and most of the research bases are run by military personnel. You would need Google/The Academi/The Roman Catholic Church on your side.


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:46:49 Reply

The best solution is to bribe a corrupt country like Madagascar or Burma into giving you control over one of their islands

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:47:01 Reply

At 11/23/13 09:41 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 11/23/13 09:26 PM, Xenomit wrote: I've thought about forming a government on antarctica
You would be met with strong opposition. It's heavily populated and most of the research bases are run by military personnel. You would need Google/The Academi/The Roman Catholic Church on your side.

I'll team up with google, they're slowly taking over the world anyways


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:51:10 Reply

Join a secessionist movement like I did.

That is the best way.

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:56:21 Reply

At 11/23/13 09:02 PM, Satan wrote:
At 11/23/13 08:29 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I call president
Are you trying to imply that a country formed by Newgrounders wouldn't be a dictatorship?

Shutup before I call the KGB on you!


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 21:57:54 Reply

At 11/23/13 07:55 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: like seriously bro we need to make this happen! we can make more history!

Were you born an insufferable dumbass or did you have to work on it?

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-23 22:18:27 Reply

Seasteading interests me.

Let's make a giant floating city that generates power from the ocean, the wind, and the sun.

We can start a project to get money from conservationists who want to clean up Smoky Mountain and the Great Pacific Garbage Patch to build the base of our city using recycled raw materials. Then, we can use it as a base to extract gold from the oceans, work out way up to mining the ocean floor and providing a gambling pit stop for wealthy yachters.

It will never work and this plan is extremely flawed!


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-24 05:17:00 Reply

At 11/23/13 07:55 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: like seriously bro we need to make this happen! we can make more history!

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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-25 21:46:07 Reply

At 11/23/13 09:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 11/23/13 07:55 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: like seriously bro we need to make this happen! we can make more history!
Were you born an insufferable dumbass or did you have to work on it?

bro its not dumb to think this way bro we need to make this happen like america sucks right now and we need a country that opposes what america believes bro like what the fuck two parties? FUCK THAT we need one but no we have wars going on in our own country bro like fuck


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Response to we need a new country 2013-11-25 23:16:31 Reply

At 11/25/13 09:46 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:
At 11/23/13 09:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 11/23/13 07:55 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: like seriously bro we need to make this happen! we can make more history!
Were you born an insufferable dumbass or did you have to work on it?
bro its not dumb to think this way bro we need to make this happen like america sucks right now and we need a country that opposes what america believes bro like what the fuck two parties? FUCK THAT we need one but no we have wars going on in our own country bro like fuck

It makes perfect sense. First, just gain the support of an established anti-establishment group and use them to destabilize a local area. Then, lead a pro-establishment group, and push out the old group, with your new one, naming yourself as the leader as order returns.

Slowly ignore the definition of genocide, and proceed to jail, harass, and reeducate anyone who disagrees with you, and if anyone has any problems, tell them it is in your self-defense as a nation.

After about forty to fifty years, you will have a thriving demoli-fascigar-ocracist government.


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