I'm a genious

[exudaz]

I thought of the perfect sequel to Ratatouille.
You see, in a nutshell, it takes place in Italy with an Italian mouse who wants to be a singer, but no one takes him seriously. So he finds himself in the throat of a singer who isn't very good. And they're the perfect combo and travel around the world until people find out the mouse was in his throat. So they get thrown into prison, but then the mouse escapes and gets everyone to release the two from jail. Then they live their lives happily ever after as a musical duo.

Fucking brilliant.

Where's my check, Pixar?

[Shauna]

How high are you right now?

[Viper]

What mouse finds themselves in the throat of a singer? Did they just...crawl into their mouth or something?

At 11/23/13 12:56 AM, Shauna wrote: How high are you right now?

I too am wondering this.

[Luer]

Genious?

[Shauna]

At 11/23/13 01:06 AM, Viper50 wrote: What mouse finds themselves in the throat of a singer? Did they just...crawl into their mouth or something?

At 11/23/13 12:56 AM, Shauna wrote: How high are you right now?

I too am wondering this.

Seems unsanitary

[kazumazkan]

No more Smokey Smokey for you.

[Luer]

At 11/23/13 01:30 AM, kazumazkan wrote: No more Smokey Smokey for you.

But I like Smokey Salmon.

[Viper]

At 11/23/13 01:36 AM, IdiLogicSavant wrote: I have a better ending he catches the plague because he had a filthy rat in his throat, and then he dies.

Or what if he accidentally swallows the rat and then chokes to death?

[HollowedPumkinz]

Still a better spin-off than Planes.

At 11/23/13 01:06 AM, Viper50 wrote: What mouse finds themselves in the throat of a singer? Did they just...crawl into their mouth or something?

That is like a nightmare for me. Could you imagine a rat trying to shove itself down you're throat?

fuck Orwell, man. Fuck him.

[Stereocrisis]

At 11/23/13 12:53 AM, exudaz wrote: I thought of the perfect sequel to Ratatouille.
You see, in a nutshell, it takes place in Italy with an Italian mouse who wants to be a singer, but no one takes him seriously. So he finds himself in the throat of a singer who isn't very good. And they're the perfect combo and travel around the world until people find out the mouse was in his throat. So they get thrown into prison, but then the mouse escapes and gets everyone to release the two from jail. Then they live their lives happily ever after as a musical duo.

Fucking brilliant.

Where's my check, Pixar?

Nice. I got into a conversation with my friend the other day about that movie The Great Mouse Detective. I was like, remember Ratagan? And we both just looked at each other and agreed to stop talking about this fucking weird cartoon from 20 years ago. We're almost 30. It's about time to start dropping like flies.

But I digress.

I want to have a sequel to the movie Ghost starring Patrick Swayze. Ghost 2. With his REAL ghost though. I'll have to hire those ghost hunter guys. It'll basically be Paranormal Activity. I want to make it have that same love story feel though. Demi Moore could move into a new house, and she could start having premonitions. Sam (Swayze) as it turns out has received information in Heaven that Molly (Moore) was in danger. And let's face it. Whoopi would do this. What else is she doing?

[ohbombuh]

At 11/23/13 01:10 AM, Luer wrote: Genious?

He's defiantly a genious.

[YomToxic]

At 11/23/13 12:53 AM, exudaz wrote:

You may be on to something there! Here, have another gram.

[Vinnyy]

You're a "genious" alright, since you know how to spell the word correctly.

[Viper]

At 11/23/13 02:49 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Could you imagine a rat trying to shove itself down you're throat?

Thats a frightening thought right there.

[AxTekk]

At 11/23/13 12:34 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 11/23/13 02:49 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Could you imagine a rat trying to shove itself down you're throat?

Thats a frightening thought right there.

so hard right now

[Confucianism]

Good idea with one huge flaw. The rats still sound like rats to humans. So all you're getting is some high pitched squeaking.

[exudaz]

At 11/23/13 01:10 AM, Luer wrote: Genious?

I put an O where it didn't belong
Fucking kill me.

I'm a disgrace to humanity and I raped the English language, I deserve to be hanged.

[Makakaov]

The guy appears to have done most amazing trick and work with most amazing animal known to humanity.

He gets jailed.

[Luer]

At 11/23/13 02:33 PM, exudaz wrote:
I'm a disgrace to humanity and I raped the English language, I deserve to be hanged.

May God have mercy on your soul.