Why did Kennedy die?

[24901miles]

Did Lee Harvey Oswald kill JFK?
Was he working alone?
Were there other shooters?
Was he part of a greater conspiracy?

What do you think?

[Nor]

One shooter

[Vinnyy]

At 11/22/13 08:02 PM, 24901miles wrote: Did Lee Harvey Oswald kill JFK?

No, he was killed by John Wilkes Booth.

[Painbringer]

At 11/22/13 08:02 PM, 24901miles wrote: Were there other shooters?

One in the grassy knoll.

Bullet came in through the front.

[Confucianism]

What? I'm not dead silly. I'm right here!

[Light]

Most people don't know this, but the U.S. government actually determined that the Warren Commission was seriously flawed. The U.S. House Select Committee on Assassinations determined in 1979 that President John F. Kennedy was almost certainly killed as the result of a conspiracy. However, it's important to note that their findings did not mention anything about the CIA, FBI, the Soviet Union, Cuba, the Illuminati, or the mafia being involved in this plot to assassinate the president. This conclusion directly contradicts that reached by the Warren Commission in 1964.

Many people have criticized the way in which this conclusion was reached over the years; these criticisms are described in the article I linked to in detail.

But for what it's worth, it seems to be the official position of the U.S. government that President Kennedy died at the hands of two or more conspirators, as the findings of this committee have not been contradicted by any subsequent government research.

[Ragnarokia]

Kennedy went back in time to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll and kill himself.

Sadly he did so without informing of the location of curry houses nearby.

[Confucianism]

At 11/22/13 08:20 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Kennedy went back in time to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll and kill himself.

Sadly he did so without informing of the location of curry houses nearby.

Red Dwarf. Easy peasy. Moar!

[AxTekk]

At 11/22/13 08:15 PM, Light wrote: But for what it's worth, it seems to be the official position of the U.S. government that President Kennedy died at the hands of two or more conspirators, as the findings of this committee have not been contradicted by any subsequent government research.

That's reaaaaally freaking interesting. Top tier post broski

[Viper]

Gun
bullet
head
BOOM
blood splatters everywhere
dead shortly afterwards

At 11/22/13 08:02 PM, 24901miles wrote: Did Lee Harvey Oswald kill JFK?

Yeah

Was he working alone?

Oswald was probably the only person who knew for sure. But hes dead.

Were there other shooters?

Dunno

Was he part of a greater conspiracy?

Maybe. Who knows.

[YomToxic]

At 11/22/13 08:02 PM, 24901miles wrote:

The Russians did it because JFK was being a meanie and didnt share his porn folder.

[Loki]

Because a bullet pierced his brain?

[Light]

At 11/22/13 08:23 PM, AxTekk wrote:

That's reaaaaally freaking interesting. Top tier post broski

Thanks. I hope you enjoy the information in the article.

[Entice]

From a bullet wound to his head

[Satan]

I think the fact that he was shot in the head might have something to do with it, but I could be wrong about that.

[Suprememessage]

One man was responsible for killing JFK, and we all know who it is.

Time-travelling moon Hitler.

[ElMagnificoBurro]

At 11/22/13 09:15 PM, Suprememessage wrote: One man was responsible for killing JFK, and we all know who it is.

Time-travelling moon Hitler.

Hush you fool or THEY will come for you. LOOK AWAY FROM THE TRUTH!

[Xenomit]

It was our great lord almighty working in mysterious ways

[Freaki-boy92]

kennedy died because someone fired a gun and a bullet went through his head. the american government might have a bad track record for having secrets but if anything it has a worse record for keeping them, so if there was a conspiracy then it probably would have been outed a long time ago. same thing with the moon landings.

[GoryBlizzard]

I'm pretty certain that there were at least 2 gunmen involved, perhaps 3, with the first one that shot the president in the neck and another one that fired the last three rounds, or at least the first of those three.

Lee Harvey Oswald probably couldn't have killed Kennedy all by himself.

I doubt we'll ever get the full story, as sad as it is. However, the assassination was definitely meticulously planned. The thing about being the president no matter when you serve is that you'll always have millions of people hating you. JFK's haters just happened to succeed in actually killing him.

[Viper]

Song relevant to the topic at hand ._.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTAan-fd9PU

[Bryan]

I think Oswald did kill Kennedy, as The Magic Bullet theory was proven to be possible by the Discovery channel I think it was a few years back. The real question is why. Since Jack Ruby shot Oswald, we'll really never know, but I think he was hired to do it or something, or mafia ties. I don't think Oswald just shot Kennedy because he was some angry nut who felt like it.

[BasedBubbus]

because he owed me money

[Shauna]

Iolaus convinced his friend Hercules to project a newly made object called a bullet made by the awesome Salmoneous, into the Cronus stone. Thinking it would destroy it, he did so, but infact did not destroy but fast forward itself into the future to
accidentally kill JFK.

The same bullet killed President Lincoln, Batmans parents, Martin Luther King and Kurt Cobain. The people that were blamed were actually time travelers that were trying to prevent these events from happening.

[HollowedPumkinz]

Well, according to a substitute teacher I had once who hi-jacked the class to talk about it (we weren't suppose to be given a speech/presentation, he did it without consulting the teacher or anybody but he was a cool guy so whatevs) He explained in great and convincing detail that Lyndon B. Johnson set the whole thing up and used Oswald as a scape-goat so he could become president. I don't remember most of it but that was the gist of it. I think this theory was especially suspicious of the timing from the hospital to the casket, like there was a casket switch in the middle of transport so they could tamper with the body or some such. Sounds super far fetched but he was pretty convincing, so yeah, dunno.

Of course, like every theory, people are going to call it a conspiracy and as soon as its tagged that, NO ONE takes it seriously, and if you do, you're called a lunatic. Why? Because the ones with credible evidence get drowned out with the insane, non-evidenced ones (9/11 was a conspuracy I tells ya!). I'm thoroughly convinced that even if there were file cabinets worth of credible evidence, people wouldn't accept it because it runs against what they've been told by others, it challenges something we think is concrete and how can we change one thing we thought was concrete without challenging it all, what's solid? These questions, though poorly conceived, nonetheless pervade the mind and stop any acceptance of an unofficial contradicting theory.

[Ericho]

John Connally was the only other person who was wounded in the car, and he claims that he does not support any conspiracy theories. I'm going to have to go and say it was the lone gunmen, because if anyone knew what was going on there, it would be him.

[Luer]

Didn't mythbusters do a segment about the shooter? It was highly impossible that it was just one shooter.

[Confucianism]

At 11/23/13 11:42 AM, Luer wrote: Didn't mythbusters do a segment about the shooter? It was highly impossible that it was just one shooter.

I think you mean highly improbable.

The real question should be who orchestrated the death of das President. The man who killed him was just some hired gun.
It was the bankers. Plain and simple.

[KatMaestro]

At 11/23/13 11:42 AM, Luer wrote: Didn't mythbusters do a segment about the shooter? It was highly impossible that it was just one shooter.

But the US government think it's just one. And you have to believe the government for the sake of children's future.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Political and conspiracy shit. Y'know...the stuff almost everyone is tired of hearing?